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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito


:chloe:

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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Swedish players asking about the result in the Germany game



:sweden: :sweden:

I did the same when I watched it at work

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

JunkDeluxe posted:

Swedish players asking about the result in the Germany game



:sweden: :sweden:

I did the same when I watched it at work

lmao

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

JunkDeluxe posted:

Swedish players asking about the result in the Germany game



:sweden: :sweden:

I did the same when I watched it at work

lol

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Who's the guy besides Hitzelsperger on ARD? He seems familiar, did he play handball?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Torrannor posted:

Who's the guy besides Hitzelsperger on ARD? He seems familiar, did he play handball?
Alexander Bommes and yes.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

More like Hitzelspergers lol!!!!!!

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Katana Gomai posted:

funny, my prediction is that we will win the final and stay Weltmeister



bitch

qft

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Is Werner really Germany's next great striking hope? The lad looked awful, looked like a soft little beta. Isn't he the one who had to be subbed off in the champions league because he couldn't hack the pressure? Only able to score 13 goals last season against championship level opposition. Chris Wood would double his return there

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This is a good picture

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

antidote posted:

Of all the problems out there in these 3 games, my boy Mario was not even near the biggest.

He's 6 foot 2 of disappointment OP

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


just lol if you don't support your team under any circumstances

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Soulex posted:

He's 6 foot 2 of disappointment OP

your just jelly since your 2 foot disappointment

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ephex posted:

your just jelly since your 2 foot disappointment

legs :(

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


drat, they went there.

Gray Garrison
Nov 8, 2005

Good old Jersey Boy Racist
https://twitter.com/thattguyali/status/1012090164389318656

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Whatever Brazil's gotta do to make them feel like they didn't get clowned 7-1 at home.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Palpek posted:

drat, they went there.
https://twitter.com/GrumpyMerkel/status/1012002617474600961

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

antidote posted:

Whatever Brazil's gotta do to make them feel like they didn't get clowned 7-1 at home.

:qq:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

antidote posted:

Whatever Brazil's gotta do to make them feel like they didn't get clowned 7-1 at home.
The best revenge is living well







































past the group stage.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the last time germany lost in the earliest stage of a world cup, hitler was in charge

makes you think

antidote
Jun 15, 2005


If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

So I have decided that to show everyone what garbage men they are, the man shaft should play in orange for the next year

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Sereri posted:

So I have decided that to show everyone what garbage men they are, the man shaft should play in orange for the next year

They're way ahead of you



How did they manage to be so bad though? Don't German teams generally play pretty well? Didn't Neuer win best keeper in the world a bit ago? For the first time, I'm tempted to read some football journalism.

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

Katana Gomai posted:

just lol if you don't support your team under any circumstances



:newlol:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Why is it Fussball and not Vussball?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

:bisonyes:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

JunkDeluxe posted:

Swedish players asking about the result in the Germany game



:sweden: :sweden:

I did the same when I watched it at work
lmao

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


:vince:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Alexeythegreat posted:

Why is it Fussball and not Vussball?

Because we use f and v interchangeably, and also w and v interchangeably (in loan words), to confuse Johnny Foreigner

e: if this answer doesn't satisfy you, go ask in the Netherlands thread why it's voetbal instead of foetbal

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito



lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pidan posted:

They're way ahead of you



How did they manage to be so bad though? Don't German teams generally play pretty well? Didn't Neuer win best keeper in the world a bit ago? For the first time, I'm tempted to read some football journalism.
Neuer broke his foot like five times in a year and barely played.


elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

pidan posted:

They're way ahead of you



How did they manage to be so bad though? Don't German teams generally play pretty well? Didn't Neuer win best keeper in the world a bit ago? For the first time, I'm tempted to read some football journalism.

I can seriouspost a bit more in depth if you're interested but basically some of the players weren't 100% playing at the normal level, the playing style wasn't 100% suited for the team's weaknesses, even though they created many chances the finishing wasn't of high enough quality to convert the chances (or the chances were low quality) and Löw probably thought/hoped the team would get into a better run of form during the tournament (as was the custom in other tournaments) but that didn't happen.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
My take: Mexico completely demoralized them.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Tortilla Maker posted:

My take: Mexico completely demoralized them.

My take and the only truth: Die Mannschaft has been on a downward trajectory for more than two years and Löw has failed to blood in new players to replace the weakest links, instead going for the old guard and leaving the Confed-Cup squad on the bench and out of Russia.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Healbot posted:

My take and the only truth: Die Mannschaft has been on a downward trajectory for more than two years and Löw has failed to blood in new players to replace the weakest links, instead going for the old guard and leaving the Confed-Cup squad on the bench and out of Russia.

this :discourse:

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