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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


why is jesus wearing a slayer shirt and holding a drum

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Because he knows how to party son where's yours?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The heroine we need but definitely not the one we deserve :unsmith:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Thatz Nasty!

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


Wanna put my stripe between those stars

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Bath Tubs posted:

Wanna put my stripe between those stars

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Zil posted:

Dongdelier? Dick Light?

Glan-delier

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Mandelier

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ArmZ posted:

why is jesus wearing a slayer shirt and holding a drum

I believe that's Vinnie Paul from Pantera.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Joe Mama Poonana posted:

also they have some wicked corkscrew dongs



And duck vaginas have evolved into corkscrewing the other way to prevent being impregnated by a rapey duck. It will straighten out if it is consensual.

Ducks are extremely cursed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

George H.W. oval office posted:

And duck vaginas have evolved into corkscrewing the other way to prevent being impregnated by a rapey duck. It will straighten out if it is consensual.

Ducks are extremely cursed.

So the females have a way of just shutting all that down huh?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well they still get raped so its not much of a win

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

:eyepop:
I'm guessing this is some Univision show?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/vXvbtgg.mp4

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

berzerkmonkey posted:

:eyepop:
I'm guessing this is some Univision show?

i'm guessing Brazil.

*image search*

score.

https://www.instagram.com/jujusalimeni/?hl=en

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

uber_stoat posted:

i'm guessing Brazil.

*image search*

score.

https://www.instagram.com/jujusalimeni/?hl=en

I'm thinking she most be Amazonian, because holy poo poo she would pop my head like a pimple

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

berzerkmonkey posted:

:eyepop:
I'm guessing this is some Univision show?

definitely Brazil

source: one of the few reasons to turn on the TV at all in my country

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

someone send this to Neil degrasse Tyson so he can pick it apart

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

nerdz posted:

someone send this to Neil degrasse Tyson so he can pick it apart

Well, actually



To shoot for the moon, you would need to reach the escape velocity of the Earth: 11.2 kilometers per second. That's nearly 15 times faster than the average... speeding bullet.



Your first challenge would be to find a vehicle that's even capable of these speeds! But let's say you do. You hop in your rocket, and blast off! Past the tallest buildings, above Mount Everest, and out of the reach of Earth's atmosphere. Now that you're out in space, perhaps you expect to see something like this:



But that's just not the case! Many people don't realize that space is mostly just that--empty space! The nearest star to Earth, Alpha Centauri, is over 4 light years away! That means that if you were a photon travelling along the vacuum of space at the speed of light, it would take you over four years to reach the nearest star to our planet!

So. Could you land among the stars if you shot for the moon? Ha ha... no. But you might find a whole universe of wonder before you, instead.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

More rear end pics

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

More rear end pics

turn your monitor off

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

More rear end pics

https://i.imgur.com/GSzrDhu.mp4

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Twerking is extremely blessed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

George H.W. oval office posted:

Twerking is extremely blessed

:hf:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/HYaWETj.mp4

Dave Thorpe Painting
Aug 9, 2004
Dictator of The World - 2033

dick the halls

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/omar_aok/status/1012581664608931840

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008


whatever happened to the rear end thread in PYF it was rad

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


V. Blessed #blessass

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


:laffo:

It's beautiful

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

What a loving ride.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



But that's just not the case! Many people don't realize that space is mostly just that--empty space! The nearest star to Earth, Alpha Centauri, is over 4 light years away! That means that if you were a photon travelling along the vacuum of space at the speed of light, it would take you over four years to reach the nearest star to our planet!



Our sun is a star

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Kazak posted:

Our sun is a star

I think it was implied the photon was male, lost, and unwilling to ask for directions.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Kazak posted:

Our sun is a star
hahahaha gently caress

but I can't accept this unless it's in the form of a "well, actually"

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Well, actually



To shoot for the moon, you would need to reach the escape velocity of the Earth: 11.2 kilometers per second. That's nearly 15 times faster than the average... speeding bullet.



Your first challenge would be to find a vehicle that's even capable of these speeds! But let's say you do. You hop in your rocket, and blast off! Past the tallest buildings, above Mount Everest, and out of the reach of Earth's atmosphere. Now that you're out in space, perhaps you expect to see something like this:



But that's just not the case! Many people don't realize that space is mostly just that--empty space! The nearest star to Earth, Alpha Centauri, is over 4 light years away! That means that if you were a photon travelling along the vacuum of space at the speed of light, it would take you over four years to reach the nearest star to our planet!

So. Could you land among the stars if you shot for the moon? Ha ha... no. But you might find a whole universe of wonder before you, instead.



Read this in NDT's voice and it is indeed blessed

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/naskrecki/status/1012675491420164097

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1012695267294892032

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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

I lolololold when that one thing happened.

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