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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Besesoth posted:

The "buff men synchro dancing in their underwear" I get. The matching weird shoulder tattoos I get. The beach I get. The cat tails I get.

But Uggs?

You have a Steven Universe av don't loving act like you don't know what DBZ is.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Who What Now posted:

You have a Steven Universe av don't loving act like you don't know what DBZ is.

I know what it IS, I just don’t know anything about it. I don’t watch every cartoon, dude. :shrug:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Collateral Damage posted:

Ze fallen madonna wif ze big boobies

Ze cracked wase vif ze big daisies is worth more I tell you, more!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Besesoth posted:

I know what it IS, I just don’t know anything about it. I don’t watch every cartoon, dude. :shrug:

right, just the bad ones

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

He freed us from the chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBn5aIfZElE

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Guy Goodbody posted:

right, just the bad ones

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
citizens

please take your cartoons back to their designated quarantine zone. you have an entire subforum.

The General
Mar 4, 2007




chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



Poor bank account. Thought of Freckles and died.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:



Poor bank account. Thought of Freckles and died.

:eyepop:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gesundheit

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1012386904640065537?s=19

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


So this is a sculpture of Pauline Bonaparte (Napoleon's sister) whose husband commissioned the original (which is life size not small like this replica) for their house. Apparently Pauline loved to entertain guests in the room where the sculpture lived, which is such a badass power move imo - sipping wines and leaning on a life-size and very accurate naked statue of yourself while you chat up your guests.


Attn: poster from a few pages back who was saying they shouldn't change names when translating movies/books

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I'm guessing... Polish.



Edit: Oh... I get it, now.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I don't usually look at ads for menswear, so this gave me a chuckle. It's just such an unflattering picture.



:v: Hey, do these pants make my butt look flat?
:hmmyes: Completely flat, yeah. Total Hank Hill butt.
:v: Cool.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't usually look at ads for menswear, so this gave me a chuckle. It's just such an unflattering picture.



:v: Hey, do these pants make my butt look flat?
:hmmyes: Completely flat, yeah. Total Hank Hill butt.
:v: Cool.

That man needs a hard hat because he can't fit in a typical jock strap. That's not unflattering.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't usually look at ads for menswear, so this gave me a chuckle. It's just such an unflattering picture.



:v: Hey, do these pants make my butt look flat?
:hmmyes: Completely flat, yeah. Total Hank Hill butt.
:v: Cool.

The guys who criticised Obama for wearing "mom jeans"... This is what they wear.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


:same:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

bike tory posted:

The guys who criticised Obama for wearing "mom jeans"... This is what they wear.

Those are absolutely dad jeans.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't usually look at ads for menswear, so this gave me a chuckle. It's just such an unflattering picture.



:v: Hey, do these pants make my butt look flat?
:hmmyes: Completely flat, yeah. Total Hank Hill butt.
:v: Cool.

TBH, Hank Hill butt would be an improvement over this sad display of manass.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

*unhinged laughter for five minutes*

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's work jeans. It's not supposed to be flattering. You don't really want tight, shapely jeans when you're doing manual labor.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's work jeans. It's not supposed to be flattering. You don't really want tight, shapely jeans when you're doing manual labor.
You don't really want three inches of fabric forming a rudder behind your thigh either. Those are really weird jeans.

Clearly cut-offs are the way to go.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
real construction workers wear utili-kilts.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's work jeans. It's not supposed to be flattering. You don't really want tight, shapely jeans when you're doing manual labor.

Is that why the model has literally no rear end? Like an actual -1 in the booty department? Was it sheared off in a work accident related to wearing jeans with some kind of shape to them?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Johnny Aztec posted:

It's work jeans. It's not supposed to be flattering. You don't really want tight, shapely jeans when you're doing manual labor.

What if I'm working the night shift at the sexy construction site?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

TontoCorazon posted:

What if I'm working the night shift at the sexy construction site?

Assless chaps in the classic blaze orange

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

bike tory posted:

Is that why the model has literally no rear end? Like an actual -1 in the booty department? Was it sheared off in a work accident related to wearing jeans with some kind of shape to them?

Never hold a twerking contest while people are installing plate glass windows, that's all I can say.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's work jeans. It's not supposed to be flattering. You don't really want tight, shapely jeans when you're doing manual labor.

Counter point: you're stupid and wrong. I work in a kitchen and the last thing I want is loose fabric

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 05:29 on Jun 29, 2018

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bike tory posted:

Is that why the model has literally no rear end? Like an actual -1 in the booty department? Was it sheared off in a work accident related to wearing jeans with some kind of shape to them?

Guy is literally the opposite of this:

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Knormal posted:

You don't really want three inches of fabric forming a rudder behind your thigh either. Those are really weird jeans.

Clearly cut-offs are the way to go.

Those aren't great but they're also not too far off from my work jeans. I need em roomy for work. I don't give a gently caress what I look like at work. Mobility, comfort and durability take top priority. Cost and style are down on the list. Cutoffs are definitely for pros though.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Lol if you do work for any reason other than to attract a powerful breeder with your body.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


I could have sworn that the Chester Cheetah twitter account responded to this like “Hey, I’ll take them if you won’t!” I guess it was just a beautiful dream.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Assless chaps

isn't that a tautology?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Memento posted:

isn't that a tautology?

its more a pleonasm imo

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Krankenstyle posted:

its more a pleonasm imo

I learned a new word today.

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Memento posted:

isn't that a tautology?

Depends on whether you work out or not.

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