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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ariong posted:

I could have sworn that the Chester Cheetah twitter account responded to this like “Hey, I’ll take them if you won’t!” I guess it was just a beautiful dream.

No. I'm pretty sure it's real and hilarious (to me anyway).
https://boingboing.net/2016/01/30/chester-cheetah-embraces-furri.html

I really liked the title of another article that was missing the tweets from Chester Cheetah.

Bored has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Jun 29, 2018

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Assless chaps in the classic blaze orange

#AllChapsAreAssless

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
Adding "assless" to most things makes it funnier. Plus, it's less likely to get confused in some sort of edge case with chaps as in "friends" I guess so there's that.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

robotsinmyhead posted:

Adding "assless" to most things makes it funnier. Plus, it's less likely to get confused in some sort of edge case with chaps as in "friends" I guess so there's that.

Chaps are leg coverings, they're assless by design.

Other things it is also technically correct to refer to as "assless" include:

Assless shoes.

Assless gloves.

Assless reading glasses.

Assless hats.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Chaps are leg coverings, they're assless by design.

Other things it is also technically correct to refer to as "assless" include:

Assless shoes.

Assless gloves.

Assless reading glasses.

Assless hats.

I think I've made myself clear regarding this matter. All of these terms are acceptable.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Chaps are leg coverings, they're assless by design.

Other things it is also technically correct to refer to as "assless" include:

Assless shoes.

Assless gloves.

Assless reading glasses.

Assless hats.

maybe you should try making assless posts

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

robotsinmyhead posted:

it's less likely to get confused in some sort of edge case with chaps as in "friends" I guess so there's that.



He is my friend. Please don't mock my assless chap.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trig Discipline posted:

maybe you should try making assless posts

:hmmyes:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'd rather have an assless chap than a chapped rear end!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Try chapstick, assless or not

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Okay I've got my chapstick and I'm not wearing pants, what am I supposed to...oh okay, now I get it. Hey, that does feel nice!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Chaps are leg coverings, they're assless by design.

Other things it is also technically correct to refer to as "assless" include:

Assless shoes.

Assless gloves.

Assless reading glasses.

Assless hats.

This only applies if the person wearing them is not, themself, an rear end.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Krankenstyle posted:

Try chapstick, assless or not

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
As a cowboy expert I can tell you that they are assless chaps before they are put on someone and assful chaps once someone is wearing them.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



nobody has ever in their life said "chaps" instead of "assless chaps"

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

nobody has ever in their life said "chaps" instead of "assless chaps"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

The "Glue Some Gears on It and Call It Steampunk" guy has a second account!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

For anyone trying to figure it out, it's a parody (?) of Public Enemy's "Harder Than You Think." (It took me a minute to place it, so hopefully saving someone some time)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Might be an example of the overplayed genre of hip-hop parodies, but he really goes all out with it so I guess I can respect it.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: It's Chap Chat!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Marta Velasquez posted:

The "Glue Some Gears on It and Call It Steampunk" guy has a second account!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA

It is specifically not him. There is a song where he explains it, even, GOOD SIR!

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Paladinus posted:

It is specifically not him. There is a song where he explains it, even, GOOD SIR!

drat. It even sounds like him.

I'm checking out his videos and probably going to end up subscribing anyway.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

bike tory posted:

Is that why the model has literally no rear end? Like an actual -1 in the booty department? Was it sheared off in a work accident related to wearing jeans with some kind of shape to them?

It's like Edna Mode's "no capes!" but instead it's no glutes.

Trig Discipline posted:

maybe you should try making assless posts

But he didn't quote you...

Lobok has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Jun 29, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

For anyone trying to figure it out, it's a parody (?) of Public Enemy's "Harder Than You Think." (It took me a minute to place it, so hopefully saving someone some time)

ugh, ultra-white parodies of black music is so bad

theyre like gbs 1.0 "intellectualize rap" threads but for some reason there are still dudes doing it

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

luxury handset posted:

[video type="youtube"]fiRPB

That is what you'd get if you made the greatest scientists, artists, and psychologists work together for a year to create the most repulsive image in existence. I have a visceral urge to keep my cursor away from it just to make sure if I sneeze or something I won't accidentally make it start playing

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why would you post that? Is it pure malice? Do you just hate? Or is it some kind of memetic curse, you were tricked into watching it and it did something to you and now you have mini fugue states where you post that video different places and then have no memory of doing it? Do you wander the earth trying to find something that can finally free you of curse and give you the sweet release of the grave?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I think we as a society should start calling pants "assful chaps" to eliminate the confusion.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

It's like Edna Mode's "no capes!" but instead it's no glutes.


But he didn't quote you...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

That is what you'd get if you made the greatest scientists, artists, and psychologists work together for a year to create the most repulsive image in existence. I have a visceral urge to keep my cursor away from it just to make sure if I sneeze or something I won't accidentally make it start playing

The thumbnail makes it look almost like David Cross doing a character but I'm fairly certain it is not

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

syscall girl posted:

The thumbnail makes it look almost like David Cross doing a character but I'm fairly certain it is not

Oh god, I hadn't even thought about the people who made that video. I was just kinda assuming that it had arrived on the internet as a rootless artifact, some kind of artificially created attack from an alien species. That is a much more comforting thought than the idea that it was made by us, that human being would be willing to do that to other human beings.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Marta Velasquez posted:

drat. It even sounds like him.

I'm checking out his videos and probably going to end up subscribing anyway.

Nevermind. This gimmick wears out really quick. I found myself switching away less than halfway through each song I tried.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
yeah, chap-hop is very interesting on a technical level but there's nothing beyond the novelty. One song is enough to get a feel for the style. Kinda like pirate rap

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

chap-hop is very interesting on a technical level

murder me

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah, chap-hop is very interesting on a technical level but there's nothing beyond the novelty. One song is enough to get a feel for the style. Kinda like pirate rap

Still better than mumble rap

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Flyinglemur posted:

Still better than mumble rap

I still can't believe nerdcore and chiptune are genres.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
Shorts are legless assful chaps. Inshallah.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah, chap-hop is very interesting on a technical level but there's nothing beyond the novelty.
I dunno, didn’t he beat up a hooker?

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I dunno, didn’t he beat up a hooker?

Yeah that was a lot less novel back in the day.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah, chap-hop is very interesting on a technical level but there's nothing beyond the novelty. One song is enough to get a feel for the style. Kinda like pirate rap

i really really want you to write 1000 words on why that poo poo is "interesting on a technical level" because i intensely dont see it

and if you do please put it in spoiler tags for those who dont want to read it

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