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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Kai Tave posted:

What's actually going to happen is there'll be a bunch of dramatic reveals over the next year or two and everyone will be convinced that "oh I bet it's Oscar!" and it never is, then Tom will pick the best possible moment to blindside everyone with Oscar's actual return.
Probably.

Phy posted:

Reading Aubrey-Maturin taught me that real-rear end sailors did their own tailoring, so yeah, I could see that

But he also had a bunch of minions with {EVIL} pants so maybe he had that commissioned
Demon sewing circles. They do needlepoint while singing shanties.

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
just :laffo: at mottom crashing into yre with her entire army, and what she's looking for just flies off with only the slightest of hitches

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

Motherfucker posted:

Its a little more like this:

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Sewing your own Bad Man and/or EVIL article of clothing is one of the tests for gaining entry into Badstar.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Lmao when they go to spend the gold and people don't give a single gently caress because yre literally flooded the markets with infinite gold

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Motherfucker posted:

Lmao when they go to spend the gold and people don't give a single gently caress because yre literally flooded the markets with infinite gold

for too long the markets have trafficked in debased coinage. it is time to return to the Violence Standard

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

If Oscar's dead: Allison and Cio don't have to worry about him interrupting their budding romance.
If Oscar isn't dead: Allison and Cio get to deal with him dramatically showing up and threatening their romance in an appropriately literary fashion.

It's a win-win!

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Motherfucker posted:

Lmao when they go to spend the gold and people don't give a single gently caress because yre literally flooded the markets with infinite gold

This is actually what's going to happen.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Gosh this comic is so good

Grishka
Jun 4, 2010

With the mic in my hands
I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands
I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life
I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man
So how high are the chances Mottom hires the definitely-survived Oscar to be an extraplanar Bad Man and hunt down Allison & co.?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Grishka posted:

So how high are the chances Mottom hires the definitely-survived Oscar to be an extraplanar Bad Man and hunt down Allison & co.?

If she becomes self-actualized and comfortable with her mortality enough to choose the method of her death like this I think she'll probably chill out about hunting Allison

OgreNoah
Nov 18, 2003

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

If she becomes self-actualized and comfortable with her mortality enough to choose the method of her death like this I think she'll probably chill out about hunting Allison

What's the chance of Mottom actually thinking about her actions instead of just doing whatever she feels like? I feel it's a very low chance.

Happy Underpants
Jul 23, 2007
Oscar becomes a pursuer and adds a much needed dash of {EVIL} to Maya's gang of trouble seeking super idiots.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

If she becomes self-actualized and comfortable with her mortality enough to choose the method of her death like this I think she'll probably chill out about hunting Allison

Gonna be honest that's not exactly topping my list of "how things are probably going to go down"

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hostile V posted:

If Oscar's dead: Allison and Cio don't have to worry about him interrupting their budding romance.
If Oscar isn't dead: Allison and Cio get to deal with him dramatically showing up and threatening their romance in an appropriately literary fashion.

It's a win-win!

He's going to show up again like every single other time hes shown up.
uninvited and suddenly.

Boron_the_Moron
Apr 28, 2013

Phy posted:

Reading Aubrey-Maturin taught me that real-rear end sailors did their own tailoring, so yeah, I could see that

But he also had a bunch of minions with {EVIL} pants so maybe he had that commissioned

Part of joining Oscar's gang is embroidering your own {EVIL}-wear.

The reason those devils looked so mean and grumpy is because they worked hard for their looks, damnit, and they're not going to put up with anyone disrespecting their style.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Phy posted:

Reading Aubrey-Maturin taught me that real-rear end sailors did their own tailoring, so yeah, I could see that

But he also had a bunch of minions with {EVIL} pants so maybe he had that commissioned

if a red devil swaggers into your shop and commissions fifty pairs of pants that say {EVIL} then you for sure know youre not getting paid, but youre going to do it anyway because telling a red devil to take a hike is not a good way to keep having legs

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Phy posted:

Reading Aubrey-Maturin taught me that real-rear end sailors did their own tailoring, so yeah, I could see that

But he also had a bunch of minions with {EVIL} pants so maybe he had that commissioned
To get into his gang you need to show him you can embroider to his standards.

Well, that and also kill 3 people.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

He's going to show up again like every single other time hes shown up.
uninvited and suddenly.
Perfect!

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

PetraCore posted:

To get into his gang you need to show him you can embroider to his standards.

Well, that and also kill 3 people.

Preferably both at the same time.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
So wait, did Felicia shoot Oscar again, or did he hit the rail and say his bit, then fall over? Or did he just stagger back really slow? Trying to parse "talking to Felicia --> falling off the ship".

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

The second one, he's a baddie always having just enough time to say his parting bit before falling out of sight to his assumed death was something he learned in like middle school

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Motherfucker posted:

Its a little more like this:

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
So who's gonna be wearing the captain hat? Please let the hat be on the ship

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Yesh posted:

So who's gonna be wearing the captain hat? Please let the hat be on the ship

Nyave deserves it.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Wow, looks like Mottom really broke the bank this time.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Throne and by extension all of Creation and non-Creation is drowned by an endless tsunami of gold coins from an infinite fractal bank dimension

The End

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The dimension was infinite, but the gold is just what he'd stored there, not infinite. So it's only the plunder of eleventy and one hundred and eleventy and one worlds. Plus the accounts of the other 666666.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Pacra posted:

Throne and by extension all of Creation and non-Creation is drowned by an endless tsunami of gold coins from an infinite fractal bank dimension

The End

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-Wz4DLZUA

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


MikeJF posted:

The dimension was infinite, but the gold is just what he'd stored there, not infinite. So it's only the plunder of eleventy and one hundred and eleventy and one worlds. Plus the accounts of the other 666666.

still looking forward to the devils trying to spend their loot only for gold to have become completely worthless by the literal flooding of the economy

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
So Mottom and Mammon both look surprised at literally everything exploding.

Did Big Jaggy sneak a nuke in or something?

I guess you could say he broke the bank

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
00001 has seen better days.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
She's fine.

Mammon though is probably going to have a complete breakdown or go completely fuckass berserk.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS

Archenteron posted:

So Mottom and Mammon both look surprised at literally everything exploding.

Did Big Jaggy sneak a nuke in or something?

I guess you could say he broke the bank

To the degree that laws of physics have any relevance in that place at all, it might have some highly energetic things to say about an infinite volume of space suddenly trying to coexist within a finite one when its boundary can no longer be described as "well-defined". Considering where they are, a time like this might be the only time physics get an opportunity to get a word in, so its bloody well going to take it.

Slashrat fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Jun 30, 2018

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

AriadneThread posted:

still looking forward to the devils trying to spend their loot only for gold to have become completely worthless by the literal flooding of the economy

Not sure any of the devils made it out with loot at this point.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

The real loot is the friends we left for dead along the way.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Now that's what I call crashing the economy.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!
So i'm guessing the contents of Yre's vault scattering into the waters for any and all prospectors to snatch is gonna drive Throne's inflation by, say, 1.618 x 104877%

Thanks a lot, Allison!

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think money just became worthless in throne

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Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

https://twitter.com/Updosmackdown/status/1012979726351097857

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