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Largepotato posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/861350/Gym_Simulator/ don't tell me y'all ain't played LIFT IT https://store.steampowered.com/app/402220/Lift_It/
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Wait what could possibly be in the "uncut" version that they didn't include in the release version? The cut scenes got datamined and put on youtube. Basically the sex scenes show vaginas in them and there's a bit where you run around as a demon killing creepy old-man-faced babies. The former is... sorta dumb but I at least get why they had to cut it, the latter I straight up don't get since they're weird elderly baby-men and not realistic babies.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:The former is... sorta dumb but I at least get why they had to cut it, the latter I straight up don't get since they're weird elderly baby-men and not realistic babies. Given the general tone of the game's marketing I wouldn't be surprised if they cut it just to claim they were CENSORED. The game is pure edgelord.
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FirstAidKite posted:My steam queue is permafucked apparently. This is a very nws link. I thought there was a game already like that and sure enough there seems to be a series here's Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons reviewing X-change 2 and X-change 3. I'm surprised that the companies that own these games don't release them on steam, they'd sell boatloads.
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i saw this tweet the other day and this thread reminded me of it for some reason https://twitter.com/shaun_jen/status/1011673101917130752
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:The cut scenes got datamined and put on youtube. Basically the sex scenes show vaginas in them and there's a bit where you run around as a demon killing creepy old-man-faced babies. Oh, those weren't datamined. That was the developer demanding that people see their lovingly crafted labia before they were torn up by a tentacle dick.
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Jun 28, 2018 00:06
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Maybe EA's Dante's Inferno did the boob-penis-vagina hellscape better.
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bessantj posted:I thought there was a game already like that and sure enough there seems to be a series here's Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons reviewing X-change 2 and X-change 3. I'm surprised that the companies that own these games don't release them on steam, they'd sell boatloads. It's because those are 100% porn. Like, a censored version would be "start game, here's some dialog, the end".
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Jun 28, 2018 09:52
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Ah the Steam version of A Kiss for the Petals.
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Sakurazuka posted:Ah the Steam version of A Kiss for the Petals. I've read enough of this thread to know I shouldn't google that.
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Schubalts posted:It's because those are 100% porn. So is the game that started this discussion and that's on Steam anyway.
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Dareon posted:I've read enough of this thread to know I shouldn't google that. It's a series of yuri visual novels focusing on students at a girl's academy, featuring a buttload of porn. So it's not.... completely terrible like most of the stuff in this thread, but yep.
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Sakurazuka posted:A Kiss for the Petals
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Oh, those weren't datamined. That was the developer demanding that people see their lovingly crafted labia before they were torn up by a tentacle dick. Maybe they got put up by the devs after, but what I saw was a lovely YouTube that was clearly someone who pulled some fuckery on the game, loaded up OBS and Windows Movie Maker, and got to compiling. 
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StrixNebulosa posted:It's a series of yuri visual novels focusing on students at a girl's academy, featuring a buttload of porn. Featuring perhaps the least subtle 'classy' porn name ever. ...I wasn't under the impression it was a 'buttload' of porn, though. Just a standard amount, really.
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John Lee posted:Featuring perhaps the least subtle 'classy' porn name ever. What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then?
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Jun 29, 2018 02:12
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at least three standard deviations above the normal amount of porn
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the imperial buttload vs the metric fucktonne
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StrixNebulosa posted:What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then? depends on the medium
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Hey, speaking of buttloads: https://store.steampowered.com/app/772230 Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.
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StrixNebulosa posted:What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then? I can't answer that question without revealing that I know an unsettling amount about Japanese porno stories, sorry.
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OutOfPrint posted:Hey, speaking of buttloads: https://store.steampowered.com/app/772230 "The scroll of Temple has been stolen,casual worker Ming vow to get it back" good poo poo
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StrixNebulosa posted:What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then? Has to have anal
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StrixNebulosa posted:What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then?
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SardonicTyrant posted:It involves eels. If it also involves a hovercraft that explains a lot.
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Man, can't any of these games use something other than google translate when writing their descriptions?
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Jamfrost posted:I need to know more. Everything I've seen of Meltys Quest is horrifying.
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From what I understand it's just an RPG Maker sex romp. Dime a dozen, but good art goes a long way.Hemingway To Go! posted:was worried for a moment that someone had actually bought this 
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Yeah, there are more porn games made on RPG maker than you can shake a mysterious bulge at, Meltys is just one of the better-known ones mostly since it got an official translation and everything. It's one of those where the stats screen looks like this: 
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Only 9 levels to go
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In a game like meltys quest that has a screenshot like this on its store page is there really a difference between semen and holy water
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if that's a slut level of 60 I really feel like slutting is an undervalued skill in our society, there seems like an awful lot of work involved if you want to become a 2:1 or a first degree slut. Though I guess with 3.5 million gps you don't have to worry about student debt.
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FirstAidKite posted:is there really a difference between semen and holy water 
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OwlFancier posted:if that's a slut level of 60 I really feel like slutting is an undervalued skill in our society, there seems like an awful lot of work involved if you want to become a 2:1 or a first degree slut. something something cum laude
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