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very uptight grandma face on that alpaca still blessed
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Jun 30, 2018 01:23
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*reads lips carefully* yes... yes i do
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Jun 30, 2018 01:33
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New nic cage movie lookin gritty
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Jun 30, 2018 01:34
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https://twitter.com/cash_carter_is_/status/1012833334144139264
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Jun 30, 2018 02:06
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pigeon left a greasy face-on imprint on my window a while ago, you can literally make out the beak & eyes and everything (click for bigger):  apparently survived so its still blessed
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Jun 30, 2018 02:33
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Why are birds greasy in the first place?,
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Jun 30, 2018 02:47
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Solar Tornado posted:Why are birds greasy in the first place?, Because they come from space They are space geese covered in space grease
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Jun 30, 2018 02:53
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gotta keep them feathers gelled up and stylish.
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Jun 30, 2018 02:55
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It's lube so they can gently caress the air.
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Jun 30, 2018 03:06
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grease is water repellent
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Jun 30, 2018 04:05
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Krankenstyle posted:grease is water repellent much like your posting, virgin
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Jun 30, 2018 04:13
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Cephalectomy posted:much like your posting, virgin vaginal lube is so much more than water 
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Jun 30, 2018 04:29
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Solar Tornado posted:Why are birds greasy in the first place?, the feathers need to be greasy to work properly iirc. some birds have grease glands that they dip their beaks into to grease their feathers
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Jun 30, 2018 11:54
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I got birds and they not greasy not noticeably anyway
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Jun 30, 2018 11:55
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Zzulu posted:I got birds and they not greasy throw them at a window pane at 30 mph to make sure
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Jun 30, 2018 12:46
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Zzulu posted:I got birds and they not greasy Say it with me: every bird is completely greasy no matter what angle you're touching it from
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Jun 30, 2018 12:52
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Zzulu posted:I got birds and they not greasy Sometimes my bird is extra greasy, usually after she's been eating fries, or pancakes. The rest of the time she's just a bit greasy.
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Jun 30, 2018 13:47
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What kind of hosed up pancakes are you feeding your bird that she gets greasy? Stop hurting her.
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Jun 30, 2018 15:13
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 the real question now is how greasy LITERALLY A BIRD is
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Jun 30, 2018 15:16
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BIRD GREASE made for birds, by birds "if you ain't got that grease, you might as well cease" buy today
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Jun 30, 2018 16:02
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Squeezing oil out of birds used to be a job people did, sea birds really. One of the major exports from St Kilda was bird oil squeezed out of gullimots.
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Jun 30, 2018 16:09
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Aramoro posted:Squeezing oil out of birds used to be a job people did, sea birds really. One of the major exports from St Kilda was bird oil squeezed out of gullimots. If by squeezing you mean grinding them up into a slurry and boiling the oil off yeah
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Jun 30, 2018 17:40
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I thought bird grease was for water birds so they stay all floaty
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Jun 30, 2018 17:43
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Duck grease is for frying French fries.
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Jun 30, 2018 18:27
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A brewery I previously lived near served Duck Nachos, Duck meat and Brie cheese. Was so tasty.
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Jun 30, 2018 18:29
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Burds are greasy to make them easier to fry duh
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Jun 30, 2018 18:31
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It makes sense because birds are evolved dinosaurs and dinosaurs turn into oil. 
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Jun 30, 2018 18:37
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Where do you think "like water off a duck's back" comes from? Grease is an essential fowl water repellant.
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Jun 30, 2018 19:55
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Solar Tornado posted:Why are birds greasy in the first place?, Birds, like all other flying mammals, evolved from bees. It's beeswax.
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Jun 30, 2018 20:04
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Jerry Cotton posted:Birds, like all other flying mammals, evolved from bees. It's beeswax. Look at this PLEBIAN this absolute NINCOMPOOP spreading false information! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc&t=110s Silly bee.
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Jun 30, 2018 20:08
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graham cracker posted:Look at this PLEBIAN this absolute NINCOMPOOP spreading false information! Fun fact: the original lyrics to Close to You were just "Why do bees suddenly appear?" but by 1970 when the Carpenters wanted to record it, bees had ceased to exist (or, rather had evolved to various newer species) so they changed it and also added a bunch of other lyrics because the record company said the song was too short to be a single.
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Jun 30, 2018 20:15
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Jerry Cotton posted:Birds, like all other flying mammals, evolved from bees. It's beeswax. BIRDS AREN'T BUGS!
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Jun 30, 2018 20:25
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BIRDS BUG ME
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Jun 30, 2018 20:39
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Screaming Idiot posted:BIRDS AREN'T BUGS! That's what I said though 
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Jun 30, 2018 21:04
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ya'll posting all these words and no pics
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Jun 30, 2018 21:41
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bloom posted:ya'll posting all these words and no pics Bbbbblllesssseeddd...... 
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bloom posted:ya'll posting all these words and no pics Super blessed
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