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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

the_steve posted:

Wasn't that from when they were rolling out Stuffed Crust pizza?
I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid, it was anarchy in the streets because people were eating pizza backwards.

It was an innocent time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFI_hgfLXnw

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Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

the_steve posted:

Wasn't that from when they were rolling out Stuffed Crust pizza?
I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid, it was anarchy in the streets because people were eating pizza backwards.

This is why New York city has hated his guts for the past 20 years

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:26

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

I eat even regular pizza backwards because the crust is the worst part and I believe in eating the worst bites first and saving the best ones for last.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:29

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bath Tubs posted:

This is why New York city has hated his guts for the past 20 years

It's not the only reason. That's just disrespectful. Not paying workers to gild your toilet is just terrible.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:30

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

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Opened my eyes.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I eat even regular pizza backwards because the crust is the worst part and I believe in eating the worst bites first and saving the best ones for last.

Have you considered not eating the worst parts?

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:32

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Samuringa posted:

Have you considered not eating the worst parts?

Not... eat?

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yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Samuringa posted:

Have you considered not eating the worst parts?

That just gets you slapped and reminded of the starving kids in africa.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:33

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That just gets you slapped and reminded of the starving kids in africa.

You can mail them my crusts, mom

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RareAcumen posted:

This is bullshit you can't have a Warframe mod, a shotgun mod, a pistol mod AND a melee mod on the same thing man, come on man.

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Bath Tubs posted:

This is why New York city has hated his guts for the past 20 years

That's far from Donald's worst pizza sins.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 18:11

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I eat even regular pizza backwards because the crust is the worst part and I believe in eating the worst bites first and saving the best ones for last.

How can you say this much stupid wrong poo poo in one sentence

# ? Jul 1, 2018 18:14

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Randaconda posted:

No Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, voted 1

# ? Jul 1, 2018 18:29

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I fold my pizza slices, so that first I bite BOTH from the crust and from the centre. You can't possibly eat pizza more efficiently.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 18:33

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

freeedr posted:

How can you say this much stupid wrong poo poo in one sentence

I've been practicing for a long time.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 18:38

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Paladinus posted:

I fold my pizza slices, so that first I bite BOTH from the crust and from the centre. You can't possibly eat pizza more efficiently.

i roll the pizza up like stromboli :whatup:

# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:00

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

LOL if you don't eat pizza by folding the whole thing into a cone, biting into the center and sucking out all the toppings and sauce. Just LOL

# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:27

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Sharing a pizza with a Non-Crust-Eater is the worst

Slow down, rear end in a top hat!!! I'm gnawing on bread over here and you're 4 "slices" deep!!!

# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:30

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pizza crust is good. It's a good palette cleanser from the rest of the pizza and works as a hand to keep your hand relatively clean. Some folks like their crust filled witu cheese or covered in garlic butter, and those things are all good too, but I prefer a humble, slightly chewy, maybe crunchy crust.

All pizza is good, my dudes.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:36

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Pizza crust is good. It's a good palette cleanser from the rest of the pizza and works as a hand to keep your hand relatively clean. Some folks like their crust filled witu cheese or covered in garlic butter, and those things are all good too, but I prefer a humble, slightly chewy, maybe crunchy crust.

All pizza is good, my dudes.

Stuffed crust is my overall favorite, but, I also enjoy plain crust if it's seasoned well, or if I have marinara and/or garlic butter to drown it in.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:51