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Click here to read about Gunnerkrigg Court.
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 00:59 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:30 |
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alcharagia posted:Click here to read about Gunnerkrigg Court. I'm trying but nothing's happening
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 01:06 |
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she's gonna land in Tackleford, just in time for their next mystery
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 01:16 |
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Mazerunner posted:she's gonna land in London, just in time to murder another kid
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 02:41 |
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a jones cameo in scarygoround would be wonderful
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 16:15 |
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Tollymain posted:a jones cameo in scarygoround would be wonderful Now I'm trying to think of the best characters in Tackleford for her to meet.
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 16:31 |
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Bell_ posted:Bad Machinery is easily one of my top favorites, but Tom's guest strip there with Mildred's giant hair is still my favorite. Desmond 100%
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 16:49 |
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Yep. That's pretty high up.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:00 |
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How inconvenient!
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:03 |
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I love how she's just looking mildly annoyed at this.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:08 |
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Mikl posted:I love how she's just looking mildly annoyed at this. She knows her boyfriend Randy will come pick her up.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:10 |
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Jones has become a real space oddity.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:14 |
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Is she in orbit or is this just her apogee? Because I can accept magic and elemental and antigravity but a stable orbit without circularising is just bullshit
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:15 |
Splicer posted:Is she in orbit or is this just her apogee? Because I can accept magic and elemental and antigravity but a stable orbit without circularising is just bullshit Who says she's in orbit? She's probably just drifting off forever now.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:23 |
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gravity isnt real jones, just float away
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:25 |
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and thus jones drifts off into a black hole and ends up getting sent back in time to The Stone
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:26 |
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Lurdiak posted:Who says she's in orbit? She's probably just drifting off forever now. According to the previous posts that's only possible if she's reached escape velocity! Good thing Jones' clothes are fireproof as well, we already have a moon.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:26 |
Darth TNT posted:According to the previous posts that's only possible if she's reached escape velocity! That was clearly well beyond escape velocity.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:28 |
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Unable to die, even though she wishes for it, Jones eventually stops thinking.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:40 |
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Lurdiak posted:That was clearly well beyond escape velocity. Splicer fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jul 3, 2018 |
# ? Jul 2, 2018 09:38 |
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I'm reminded of that time that Donny rolled out his rocket to microsat 5 and someone couldn't take the inaccuracies and wrote a multi-page post about how it was utterly impossible for a rocket that size to ever have enough fuel to make it to orbit and rendezvous and how even if they had one the right size it was impossible it wouldn't get picked up by authorities And the two pages later they press launch and the rocket's warp drive zaps it into orbit. Yesengrin is magic, guys. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jul 2, 2018 |
# ? Jul 2, 2018 10:35 |
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I don't think she's gonna hit the moon :worry:
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 11:08 |
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Jones wasn't shot out of a cannon, she was magically accelerated. That she didn't create a sonic boom at ground altitude doesn't mean she didn't eventually reach escape velocity once already very high up.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 11:25 |
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a wizard dog did it
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 11:32 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:a wizard dog did it The dogge who is a godde.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:08 |
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[thus spoke zarathustra intensifies]
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:10 |
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I mean she spent a billion years buried in lava, waiting a few thousand years for her orbit to destabilise is child's play. Plus this time she has a view.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:16 |
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I think she's definitely gone forever
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:29 |
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Tupperwarez posted:Unable to die, even though she wishes for it, Jones eventually stops thinking. No volcanoes were involved tho
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:05 |
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Splicer posted:I mean she spent a billion years buried in lava, waiting a few thousand years for her orbit to destabilise is child's play. Slowly but inexorably rotates away to face the abyss
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:08 |
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EmmyOk posted:Slowly but inexorably rotates away to face the abyss
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:11 |
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Does escape velocity even apply if you can use telekinesis to keep applying force to the object escaping from afar?
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:18 |
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Put George in a spacesuit and after a few bips, everything will be fine again.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:21 |
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By chance, space folds behind Jones and she crash lands on top of Ysengrin. Or... she's only been thrown out of Earth's atmosphere, not its orbit and eventually crash lands on Ysengrin. That Smitty, always keeping things in check. maswastaken fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jul 2, 2018 |
# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:25 |
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I fully expect her to come crashing down again. Jones just disappearing from the story because she got thrown into space would be boring.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 14:51 |
It's hilarious to imagine word of the Space Woman spreading among amateur astronomy groups. I don't know if you've spent any time among amateur astronomy groups, but they're...weird. Half of them would be scrambling to keep this secret until they could report it properly and make a name for themselves, the other half would spend more time arguing that it's a hoax, and a subset of both would think it was some government conspiracy and spend the next few weeks nervously looking over their shoulders.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 15:19 |
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"...But the forest didn't like her so they shot her into space!"
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 15:40 |
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maswastaken posted:By chance, space folds behind Jones and she crash lands on top of Ysengrin. Jones will crash exactly where she was before lifting off, but in a way that her hair is perfectly straight and her clothes clean.
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 15:44 |
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Samuringa posted:Jones will crash exactly where she was before lifting off, but in a way that her hair is perfectly straight and her clothes clean. Ysengrin just wanted to clean her clothes after that climb!
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 15:57 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:30 |
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Inglonias posted:"...But the forest didn't like her so they shot her into space!" In the not-too-distant future -- Next Sunday A.D. -- There was a girl named Jones, Not too different from you or me. She worked at Gunnerkrigg Institute, Just another face in a gray pantsuit. She did a good job cleaning up the place, But the forest didn't like her So they shot her into space!
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 16:17 |