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Splicer posted:Put it straight on your cv. I mean, that would be an ideal world, but it might not get past the HR screen
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Splicer posted:Put it straight on your cv. Fun fact about Officer Feelgood: he is actually an ex-con himself, reformed after a lengthy medical malpractice lawsuit landed him a dime in Joliet.
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RFC2324 posted:I mean, that would be an ideal world, but it might not get past the HR screen yeah never forget that HR's purpose is to protect the company from the employees, and reporting your boss' crimes is the opposite of that
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Wait what was their business? Sounds like there's a market gap for an enterprising young go getter!
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Cory Parsnipson posted:Man gently caress HR That will probably also land you in hot water with HR
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tactlessbastard posted:That will probably also land you in hot water with HR Depends on how good you are at it
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who the gently caress brings their own bologna sandwich to pub trivia anyway? I guarantee the staff at that place despises the confessor because he probably nurses a single drink and even if he tips well it's still not going to be enough money to justify the seat his dumb rear end is taking up for an hour and change. gently caress you, Trivia Cheating Goon, no one likes you.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:who the gently caress brings their own bologna sandwich to pub trivia anyway? lol if you think that guy buys a drink, let alone a beer
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The subtext of Trivia Goon fesh is plain as day. It’s effortless to imagine all the normal people watching the autistic guy in the corner cheating and just rolling their eyes because what else does he have and besides he’s cheating in the goofiest possible way.
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"Bologna Sandwich, what's the main dinosaur in Jurassic World?"
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Also, priding yourself on being super smart for winning at pub trivia with STEM questions is pretty sad. Like, if you like science and math, that's fine, those are both useful skills and potentially really interesting. But saying that science and math are obscure for 'normal people' is a complete loving joke, and then losing your poo poo because you didn't have the knowledge someone else did is really sad. Like I'm half-certain that fess was a joke anyway, but in case it wasn't? Cut it out, buddy. It's not good to prop up your entire self-worth on fitting your weird ideal of what a smart person is, and it's not good to use that to look down on other people. Cheating doesn't make you smart, because the only person you're proving something to is yourself, and all you've proved is that you absolutely bombed that night's trivia. And guess what, not knowing something is fine. You would have been fine if you'd just quietly lost, but you cheated instead and that makes it pathetic. Sincerely, Asperger's isn't a loving excuse
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Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. My job involves operating machinery, which can at times be dangerous. Operator eats an edible marijuana product at lunch obtained allegedly from a dispensary near a job site. Helper sees it and calls him out. Telling boss = Ratty Mc Snitcherson or legit? I done smoked mad treez in my day, but never had any weed brownies, or cookies or whatever. How does that poo poo affect you compared to smoking a joint or whatever?
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wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. That depends. Could he handle himself?
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Industrial setting involving operating heavy machinery? gently caress em, no one wants to have to do overtime to clean his mangled hand remnants from the equipment because he wanted to get high. Warehouse? Everyone was already high.
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wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. legit. Being impaired while operating heavy machinery is loving stupid, and will get someone killed. I say this as a massive pothead
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i know a carpenter or two and one story they told me was a guy who got high, dropped a screwdriver into some big gently caress off machine, and w/o thinking yanked it out (because he was high) yanking it out unjammed said machine and sliced off two of his fingers. they were glad he only hurt himself, but in general they would have absolutely narced if you got high or drunk at work because they were doing poo poo like putting up scaffolds around huge vats of loving acid in steel mills (it's part of the steel process dont ask em why)( and if you stumble or bump something you send a dude into lava on one side and loving acid in the other
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Super Waffle posted:lol if you think that guy buys a drink, let alone a beer I'm assuming he buys *something* because otherwise the place hosting the trivia will just kick him out for taking up space that they could be using to make money Mind you, that's assuming the place isn't deserted E: wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. Legit, IMHO. No one likes a snitch, but no one likes a coworker getting crippled or killed because the forklift guy (or whoever) couldn't handle his buzz.
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wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. general rule is that if it endangers someone (including the person in question) then ratting them out is good. If they're operating machinery then getting high is stupid and dangerous. If they're just moving boxes and poo poo like that then who cares?
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Word. Like I was high as gently caress when I was flipping burgers at Denny's even though yeah, I could have gotten burned on the grill, or in a deep fryer or whatever. But I'm all old and poo poo now, with a "real" job. I tell all the new guys that "this machine will kill ya, and won't feel bad about it". I don't particularly like the guy myself, but don't want it to be all "gently caress you, I'm gonna tell the boss", especially since I wasn't actually there. That being said, he could have put either his or his helper's life in danger. Its not a fork lift he's running, and everyone at work already knows him as being ahorrible loving driver, and he's put one of our machines over on its side already, presumably while not baked, but who the gently caress knows. gently caress, I wish my boss would fire him.
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I sliced off a nice slice of my palm, along the thumb end, slicing ham whilst working in a restaurant. I was drunk. Dangerous things and any kind of substance that makes you less smart/aware/coordinated is an accident that is going to happen at some point. It’s literally a dice roll every time.
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wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. Tell the boss, then go to the worker and tell them you overheard someone else ratting them out. The other person will vehemently deny it but that's what the real snitch would do anyway so they'll probably believe it. Just hope that security escorts them off the property before the boss can contradict your story. also my bet on sandwich guy is he's one of those people who goes to a bar and orders a glass of milk. He probably drinks it out of a straw too.
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UglyCrackBaby posted:You actually saw someone drinking milk at a bar before? It was George McFly.
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UglyCrackBaby posted:You actually saw someone drinking milk at a bar before? If a sports bar counts, whenever I went with my old roommate to watch away football games he would order a milk or two to start and then switch to beer after we were done with the wings or whatever. The wings weren't particularly spicy so that's no excuse, and plus he just really likes milk in general and would get it when we went to restaurants almost all the time. I guess there's nothing particularly wrong with it, it just tended to make the waitress do a doubletake after writing down beer orders and then hearing "I'll have some milk please".
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Is it weird to order a lemonade or coke? Though dunno if milk at a bar would be particularly trustworthy.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Is it weird to order a lemonade or coke? Though dunno if milk at a bar would be particularly trustworthy. No. I don't know where I got it from but I have a very specific type of person pictured in my mind when I think about an adult who goes out to eat/drink and orders a milk that I don't apply to people who order other non-alcoholic drinks. I guess I'm just prejudiced against milk in general. It's dumb and illogical but I've spoken against milk drinkers for so long it's not like I can just stop now.
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:Not really, I’m obviously not posting details but the end result could have been a lot of people being laid off. Sorry not gonna feel guilt for keeping my job when some asshat goes after it. how would that work? now you have to tell us you're supposed to be doing this anonymously anyway
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wesleywillis posted:Re: snitch/tattle tail (tale?) chat. what kind of machinery? if it's just moving pallets with a forklift, he's probably ok. heavy industrial poo poo sounds dangerous to others. but try telling the dude to leave before you tell on him
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yeah I eat rear end posted:No. I don't know where I got it from but I have a very specific type of person pictured in my mind when I think about an adult who goes out to eat/drink and orders a milk that I don't apply to people who order other non-alcoholic drinks. I guess I'm just prejudiced against milk in general. It's dumb and illogical but I've spoken against milk drinkers for so long it's not like I can just stop now. milk drinking is for babies only I used to be cool with milk but now the idea of eating a bowl of cereal makes me fuckin sick. Cheese is good. Yogurt is fine. Cream & butter have their places. Cooking with milk is ok. Drinking regular milk disgusts me. I think it's the smell. Son of Man posted:what kind of machinery? if it's just moving pallets with a forklift, he's probably ok. heavy industrial poo poo sounds dangerous to others. but try telling the dude to leave before you tell on him if the dude has a helper it's industrial enough that this guy is a complete rear end in a top hat for getting high. I used to get hosed up at work all the drat time, but I never did poo poo that could end up with someone dead. having a helper makes me think it's OSHA-thread level
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Son of Man posted:what kind of machinery? if it's just moving pallets with a forklift, he's probably ok. heavy industrial poo poo sounds dangerous to others. but try telling the dude to leave before you tell on him You can kill a dude with a forklift easily. Just ask Klaus
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Piell posted:You can kill a dude with a forklift easily. Just ask Klaus That dude was such a bad worker.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
lol yeah I was picturing a dude getting stoned and cruising around in a baggage car at the airport. if these dudes are in a steel mill or some poo poo that could get pretty dangerous. also, replace all your milk consumption with almond milk
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Portable track mounted drilling equipment, for the record. Geo-probes and similar sized machines.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:milk drinking is for babies only Some countries actually have good milk. e.g the UK and Ireland. Nectar of the gods. I still wouldn't order it at a restaurant or bar. I would drink a glass of it at home with dinner however. Soothes the stomach. I hear New Zealand has good milk too. US milk is nauseating.
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UglyCrackBaby posted:You actually saw someone drinking milk at a bar before? I once ordered a white russian and they didn't have milk so I walked down the street and came back with a gallon and half the bar subsequently ordered white russians. The manager saw it and got pissed about outside food and drink and made me throw the rest of the milk out though.
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Bobby Digital posted:It was Alex DeLarge.
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Son of Man posted:what kind of machinery? if it's just moving pallets with a forklift, he's probably ok. heavy industrial poo poo sounds dangerous to others. but try telling the dude to leave before you tell on him "Hey Derek, I saw you take that edible in the breakroom. poo poo's not safe, and I don't want to be around it. I think you should go home." "Oh, okay man. See you later." *20 minutes later, boss approaches* "Hey, where's Derek? He's scheduled to be here." "He went home." "Why?" "....................."
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