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swimsuit posted:pretty hosed up thing to say about indigenous australians, op When was the last time anyone noticed how they feel about anything though
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do love an Electrolyte Infused Athletic Beverage™ they’re good for hangovers I recall loving pedialyte recently doing a millenial pivot by coming as close to alluding to that property as they can while still safely being predominately marketed for babies
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2 liters of water, 2 ibuprofen, and a sausage egg sandwich
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Hamburger with an egg on it, lemon lime Powerade, another beer
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how the gently caress nobo1dy say weed yet
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vegemite toast and a cup of tea
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an entire rack of ribs, 1 gallon of sweet tea, a bowl of chocolate donuts, a cup of hot unsweetened tea, and 1 slice of texas toast.
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Staying in bed all day.
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Jul 3, 2018 09:38
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the most effective hangover cure is just more beer but breakfast won't kill you as fast
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Jul 3, 2018 16:09
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i like the implication that nobody else joined his celebration 
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Jul 3, 2018 18:16
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I do have sympathy for people with social media jobs but lol not that much
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Jul 3, 2018 18:26
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and gently caress postmates lol
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Jul 3, 2018 18:27
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Telling the Arby's social media account to kill itself everyday
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Jul 3, 2018 18:46
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I'm gonna stuff those nerds in a locker
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Jul 3, 2018 19:02
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the best hangover cure are the rehydration salts they give to children who are dehydrated from diarrhea
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Jul 3, 2018 20:39
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Young humans 
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Jul 3, 2018 20:44
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Many young humans have no choice but to take jobs where they post on twitter all day
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How do you do, fellow young humans?
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Shear Modulus posted:the best hangover cure are the rehydration salts they give to children who are dehydrated from diarrhea Yeah, I bought a case of these on Amazon and I take half a packet even if I only have a couple of beers. Sports drinks are just sugar water.
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sad feelings about what people say to my hamburger tweets
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when someon tells me to hang myself because i superimposed a sandwich on a meme i submit articles to the huffington post about the systemic ramifications of deriding the emotional labor of women in advertising
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I almost had sympathy until I realized she was @wendys not @arbys
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first they came for the brand ambassadors, and i said nothing
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Won't someone think of the poor social parasites?
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She literally does her job in her pyjamas on the couch so no sympathy
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If you take insults directed at #BrandTwitter seriously, maybe you weren't cut out to be a social media manager. Like who identifies with the brand that hard? You know they don't actually know the person behind the account, right? Even if they say "hey whoever is the person behind #Brand should gently caress off" just like...don't care about it? I mean, obviously people telling other people to kill themselves is bad, but like, you should have figured you're going to see the occasional death threat when you signed up for the job. I've done years in call centers so my sympathy is somewhat failing me here, these people didn't even get yelled at by an actual human voice. WampaLord has issued a correction as of 03:32 on Jul 5, 2018 |
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WampaLord posted:If you take insults directed at #BrandTwitter seriously, maybe you weren't cut out to be a social media manager. because she was behind the biggest Cool Brand on Twitter, wendy's, i guarantee she takes any criticism of that bullshit as a personal attack. it's less about identifying with the brand and more about identifying with the fake culture you created around it.
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R. Guyovich posted:because she was behind the biggest Cool Brand on Twitter, wendy's, i guarantee she takes any criticism of that bullshit as a personal attack. it's less about identifying with the brand and more about identifying with the fake culture you created around it. Every day, further, God's light, etc. OR Late Stage Capitalism is a hell of a drug
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I'd like brand twitter better if it was more "Here's a coupon for a free thing" and less "Here's a pop culture reference drawn on a napkin with condiments".
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wait does that person have a twitter checkmark for being the voice behind the keyboard of the wendys twitter account
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the tweet where i told a kid to get a million retweets and id give him free nuggets for a year....my greatest work
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Shear Modulus posted:the best hangover cure are the rehydration salts they give to children who are dehydrated from diarrhea a liter of water, 2 ibuprofen, and a container of kim chi
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Shear Modulus posted:wait does that person have a twitter checkmark for being the voice behind the keyboard of the wendys twitter account lol the nuggets kid got a checkmark too lol
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Shear Modulus posted:wait does that person have a twitter checkmark for being the voice behind the keyboard of the wendys twitter account twitter is an advertisement and propaganda platform
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Prav posted:twitter is an advertisement and propaganda platform also a voice for Nazis, dont forget about that
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