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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

theflyingexecutive posted:

it’s an extremely lopsided distribution that I’m sure gets more horrifying as you approach the 1st percentile, but binge drinking is defined as four drinks in one night

Wait, what?

Four drinks is not a binge.

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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Wait, what?

Four drinks is not a binge.

It's properly defined as ~4-5 drink in 2 hours.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
define a drink

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

fool_of_sound posted:

It's properly defined as ~4-5 drink in 2 hours.

Sounds like lunch.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://twitter.com/BGR/status/1014129625843294210

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

goons talking about how they’re alcoholics is only slightly less bad than goons talking about how they’ve hosed

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

bump_fn posted:

define a drink

a shot of 80 proof liquor, 4oz glass of wine, or 12 oz of average-strength beer

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Like I probably could binge drink if I want but I dont so whatever

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
this happens every time

The medical definition of binge drinking comes up and people show up, some joking some not, to be like “this suggests that I’m an alcoholic which [I actually am not / I insist I’m not], how weird” or “only four drinks???”

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them


I wonder what I was trying to post

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
probably 'calamari ducks' is my guess

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Badger of Basra posted:

goons talking about how they’re alcoholics is only slightly less bad than goons talking about how they’ve hosed

alcoholism is the foundation of cspam. for where would this forum be, without our drunken sewer duck mascot, who led us out of the darkness of DnD? only through baloogans sacrificed sanity are the prolix hordes kept at bay. though he may now have fallen far, we must still remember how he drank, and Posted, in the early days, when the hillarymen raged, and toxxes fell like leaves.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

theflyingexecutive posted:

it’s an extremely lopsided distribution that I’m sure gets more horrifying as you approach the 1st percentile, but binge drinking is defined as four drinks in one night

also the american definition of one alcoholic drink is 12oz of 5% beer which is a total bullshit measure

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kalamari dicks

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
calamari duck is the new milkshake duck

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


I would eat the h*ck out of a calamari duck

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
In Japan, apparently, a standard drink is a tallboy of 5%, so if I move there I won’t have a drinking problem

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Pirate Radar posted:

In Japan, apparently, a standard drink is a tallboy of 5%, so if I move there I won’t have a drinking problem

they now have 9% Talboys in Lawson’s for like 150 yen it’s v good

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
just don't be the guy i saw on the chuo line one night who horked into his onecup, looked around for anyone he knew. saw only the foreigner, so shrugged and redrank it

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i think they should adjust the expected amount the average american drinks to comport with the post-escalator reality

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
katamari duckmacy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
I thought the post escalator reality was when that Chinese elevator broke and literally ground up a woman and she had to throw her child to safety before being fully shredded

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also the american definition of one alcoholic drink is 12oz of 5% beer which is a total bullshit measure

fluid ounces are dumb bullshit to begin with

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

bump_fn posted:

I thought the post escalator reality was when that Chinese elevator broke and literally ground up a woman and she had to throw her child to safety before being fully shredded

that happened simultaneously with the trump escalator event, there were many escalator events that day

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Doctor Spaceman posted:

fluid ounces are dumb bullshit to begin with

your mom disagrees

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


gently caress this bullshit drinking conversation, i have a real and pressing question about this take:

"marijuana use is geared toward getting high"

ok, so fuckin what?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/NotOnMyWatchTV/status/1014210858103263234

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



bump_fn posted:

I thought the post escalator reality was when that Chinese elevator broke and literally ground up a woman and she had to throw her child to safety before being fully shredded

i didn't hear about this and when i looked it up i found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wqYO4twVR4

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Honk

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1014349998065111047

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Badger of Basra posted:

goons talking about how they’re alcoholics is only slightly less bad than goons talking about how they’ve hosed

Lol four and a half pints in two hours is gently caress all you fanny

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

gotta have something to justify continuing the status quo. social media beefs is a perfect reason.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JuliePonzi/status/1014405687005175809

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/GemCityGem/status/1014263787531177985

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

mastershakeman posted:

It's a really mediocre book and you should read one of the many finer examples of Russian lit that I, the poster, read years ago and have now forgotten

communist manifesto



i know it was german

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


https://twitter.com/AllezLesBoulez/status/1014568752246124554

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/TheMassHistoria/status/1013694951102861312

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

somebody interpreted the lib bible incorrectly and ROWLING IS GETTING UPSET
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1014296266849865730

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
gently caress i meant escalator not elevator

ps dont loving google "chinese escalator eats woman" and watch the video

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/akirangei/status/1014306821664923648

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