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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
trust no one but your fists

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


BERNO THE SLEEZO

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I'm not joking when I say that thread was the funniest LF ever was. Read the whole thing.

This.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

The use of progressive and socialist interchangeably is really grating, to me

i love people who use progressive because it's a real fast identifier they're well-off libs, at least on twitter

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The Kingfish posted:

i don't care if he says the words because he's already earned my trust hth

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Agean90 posted:

I like Bernie, but lmao if u think I'm gonna pass up on a chance to bully a congressman SAY THE WORD U OLD BITCH

I can genuinely dig that line of thought and have no objection.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/1014220729993187328

Yes, that is a tweet by a sitting U.S. senator.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


racsexist in chief, bernard sanders

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


One day CSpam will catch up to LF

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SenMarkey/status/1014187311712686080

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


not just any senator, the dude 4th in line to be president lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

quote:

JAN 20, WASHINGTON DC- The inauguration was disrupted by the clicks and chatters of a thousand vermin, who poured out of the sewer and are no longer responding to hoses. The president continues to speak and suggests a world without a terrorist threat, but the mice inch closer whenever he stops speaking. We are afraid he will run out of things to say.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

trust no one but your fists

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

Tattooed across my knuckles: BRNI SDRS

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


ftfy

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the blinking is vitally important for conveying how much police will not help you

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

the blinking is vitally important for conveying how much police will not help you

Having grown up with the snes, I never knew it blinked, but having seen it, I have to say I agree with you.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
it's very hosed up that bernie said we should double the size of ICE and make ICE the only federal agency

e: also that he loves ICE and ICE smells and he loves to kiss ICE

the milk machine has issued a correction as of 03:22 on Jul 4, 2018

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

gradenko_2000 posted:

restructure ICE?

Restructure can mean that some agencies are dissolved.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Having grown up with the snes, I never knew it blinked, but having seen it, I have to say I agree with you.

wow condolances

Serf
May 5, 2011


just say abolish old man

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLk04DibLWs

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

really queer Christmas posted:

not just any senator, the dude 4th in line to be president lol

No, it was his loving lame rear end intern who can't even make a loving joke while he's making a jackass out of the dude his rich loving dad's connections set him up with over the summer

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

quote:

The RaptureClock is Full of poo poo

Here's a laugh: those of you who follow these sort of things know that Dan Engler's RaptureClock is currently set "five minutes to midnight," meaning that he thinks there's "a 75-80% chance" (note the lamely imprecise figure) of rapture within the next twelve months. Actually, the chance is 72.2%, well outside of Engler's range. How could he be so laughably wrong? The short answer is that he doesn't really understand how the number values of hebrew and greek alpha characters match up with each other, but it's a lot more complicated than that. (I also note that he hasn't incorporated the tragedy in Portland into his model.) More below the jump:

There's More...

-- Nate Silver at 4:13 AM 273 Comments...

Labels: biblical prophecy, economics, numerology, peak oil

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

There was a goldmine:
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/capitalism-last-days/1/

But it also made it into the LF goldmine so the entire thread's available, which is much better. Read the OP, then the good stuff starts on page 3:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3052528

rocked pretty hard by all these familiar names, vanished forever

I wonder if they still post under other aliases or if they've moved on permanently from Something Awful dot com

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
pour one out for the fallen posters

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003
Behold y'all, some Krugsucc:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1014237071773392896

I suppose the benefit of standing for nothing is you can stand for good things once in a while

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


SKULL.GIF posted:

rocked pretty hard by all these familiar names, vanished forever

I wonder if they still post under other aliases or if they've moved on permanently from Something Awful dot com

A third are in real life, a third are now journalists on Twitter, and the remainder committed suicide

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grimoire posted:

Behold y'all, some Krugsucc:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1014237071773392896

I suppose the benefit of standing for nothing is you can stand for good things once in a while

He carried water so hard for Hillary in 2016 I wonder what position he was promised.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Grimoire posted:

Behold y'all, some Krugsucc:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1014237071773392896

I suppose the benefit of standing for nothing is you can stand for good things once in a while

what happened to the good old days of denouncing obama's platform as unrealistic

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

Rand alPaul posted:

He carried water so hard for Hillary in 2016 I wonder what position he was promised.

I'd say fed chair seems likely.

Additionally, I am cackling with glee that AOC, a socialist econ BA/bartender newblood just bodied the worldview of a nobel prize winning economist.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Agean90 posted:

A third are in real life, a third are now journalists on Twitter, and the remainder committed suicide

im still here

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Grimoire posted:

Behold y'all, some Krugsucc:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1014237071773392896

I suppose the benefit of standing for nothing is you can stand for good things once in a while

Mother failed, now Krugman is truly free

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

There was a goldmine:
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/capitalism-last-days/1/

But it also made it into the LF goldmine so the entire thread's available, which is much better. Read the OP, then the good stuff starts on page 3:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3052528

someone find the LF deleuze and guattari thread, please im beggin u. i'll do u a drawing or something

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wait do you seriously have to pick the exact date a thread was posted to use the archives lmao

oh no im just dumb

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

Al! posted:

someone find the LF deleuze and guattari thread, please im beggin u. i'll do u a drawing or something

That was a loving good thread. Got me into Lacan, and no ten years later I still don't get any of it other than "hierarchy bad"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3243184

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

but keep ICE, of course

gotta keep those jackboots

say it Bernie, say radical Icelandic terrorism! also release your long form tax returns.

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


oh hell yeah

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