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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
LF turned SA against Ron Paul after years of GBS libertarianism.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Animal-Mother posted:

LF turned SA against Ron Paul after years of GBS libertarianism.



helldump played a pretty big part in that too

that pic is from troll hall-of-famer tolberonetriangular though iirc

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

GWBBQ posted:

"The White house is planting its own men among the press agents at press conferences."

I miss the days when this was fiction.

this reminded me of the gay escort who was on the wh press corps with fake credentials and was only outed because he asked a question

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if the guy I put in power didn't have the softest brains known to mankind."

Check that timestamp

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Former DILF posted:

idk what game you played because in all the vtm games i played the prince ruled his city with a maille gauntlet in a velvet glove
Lol if you didn't play an Assamite or Malkavian.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i remember when that poo poo would make national nightly news when a new song was released

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



THIS LAND
WILL SURELY
VOTE FOR MEEEEEE

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

This just reminds me about how being 17 on an election year sucks rear end because suddenly everything's the fuckin politics job fair and everyone expects you to choose a side and be as informed a voter as possible even though you can't vote and you just want to come home from school and sleep.

I remember really looking forward towards 2006, the year I turned 18 which also happened to be the scheduled year of federal parliamentary elections here in Germany. And I remember clear as day how my parents and I were listening to the radio while driving home from a mountain hike when they announced the breaking news of then-chancellor Gerhard Schröder calling for early elections after his social democrats losing Germany's most important state. I was loving livid at this rear end in a top hat robbing me of the chance to go vote just because of a bullshit political gamble that didn't pay off for him anyway (he went on to lose against Merkel). Still kind am, actually :mad:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



I thought this poo poo was insanely hilarious when I was 14 :negative:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

I thought this poo poo was insanely hilarious when I was 14 :negative:

i had more than one conversation as a 13 year old about which video was better, this land or good to be in dc. embarrassing times.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


JibJab was never funny and I hated it from day 1

We used to listen to The Capital Steps on road trips when I was young, but my dad was pretty cheap so we only had one cassette for the car so that went stale pretty quickly. It had that "Won't Stop Talkin' Until Tomorrow" Bill Clinton track for any Steppers out there who want to know which album it was.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug
The 2007 Values Voter Summit debate was the funniest poo poo and kinda an early tech demo of the age of stupid we're in.

At least four of the front runners including McCain and Giuliani skipped out, but they had the debate anyway with empty podiums for those that weren't there.

Then they got a severely mentally disabled girl to read a question to Giuliani's empty podium about how she was an abortion survivor that ended along the lines of "now that you see me in the flesh, will you change your anti-life view?

The camera then focused on the empty podium for like ten seconds, then the moderator shook his head and said "silence" disapprovingly.

Tirade has issued a correction as of 11:37 on Jul 3, 2018

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
do you remember when Carly Fiorina hijacked a preschool field trip to use them as anti-abortion props without the parents' consent

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

HobbitGrease posted:

do you remember when Carly Fiorina hijacked a preschool field trip to use them as anti-abortion props without the parents' consent

No but I would like to know more

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

HobbitGrease posted:

do you remember when Carly Fiorina hijacked a preschool field trip to use them as anti-abortion props without the parents' consent

You just triggered me


Also she seranaded the Ted Cruz's kids from the podium when they announced their running mate status. That song, and her singing it, were straght-up horrorshow.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

lol thanks to that i just remembered she was cruz’s fake vp for like a day prior to him conceding

2016 republican primary was so good

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

01011001 posted:

lol thanks to that i just remembered she was cruz’s fake vp for like a day prior to him conceding

2016 republican primary was so good

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

No but I would like to know more

here you go

edit: choice quote from an audience member:

quote:

“When are we going to start doing big things again?” asked a grey-haired man, who said the country did big things when he was a boy.

“We have to take our country back. We have to take our country back,” Fiorina said. “We can do big things again but we’ve got to take our country back.”
(to room) when country big?
(to candidate polling at 1.5%) when, Carly? when big?
(tears fill eyes) ...when?

HobbitGrease has issued a correction as of 14:52 on Jul 3, 2018

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

01011001 posted:

lol thanks to that i just remembered she was cruz’s fake vp for like a day prior to him conceding

2016 republican primary was so good

not gonna lie, i think i came five or six times to that picture of cruz phonebanking for trump

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Farrier Theaks posted:

not gonna lie, i think i came five or six times to that picture of cruz phonebanking for trump

I think you are the only person to ever say this about a picture of ted cruz

DXH
Dec 8, 2003

Ne Cede Malis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYMzxA_U-c

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Farrier Theaks posted:

not gonna lie, i think i came five or six times to that picture of cruz phonebanking for trump

the utter misery on his face :hawaaaafap:

Filthy Hans posted:

Also she seranaded the Ted Cruz's kids from the podium when they announced their running mate status. That song, and her singing it, were straght-up horrorshow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergqF8S2cNo&t=28s

it could be a background song in a horror trailer

and super deluxe's take:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Lg3N4_gnA

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
remember when Tic Tacs put out a statement denouncing the future President of the United States because he mentioned them to an Access Hollywood host on a tape where he admitted to sexual assault

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

HobbitGrease posted:

remember when Tic Tacs put out a statement denouncing the future President of the United States because he mentioned them to an Access Hollywood host on a tape where he admitted to sexual assault

https://twitter.com/jribas/status/1001840602571526145?lang=en

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1WsTjVMZHU

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

I thought this poo poo was insanely hilarious when I was 14 :negative:

JibJab is the reason so many millenial men have 19th century facial hair

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

System Metternich posted:

I remember really looking forward towards 2006, the year I turned 18 which also happened to be the scheduled year of federal parliamentary elections here in Germany. And I remember clear as day how my parents and I were listening to the radio while driving home from a mountain hike when they announced the breaking news of then-chancellor Gerhard Schröder calling for early elections after his social democrats losing Germany's most important state. I was loving livid at this rear end in a top hat robbing me of the chance to go vote just because of a bullshit political gamble that didn't pay off for him anyway (he went on to lose against Merkel). Still kind am, actually :mad:
It's good to be mad at Schröder for any reason. :)

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/852658952760430596

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8Of6gbZaM

4:30

Gum has issued a correction as of 20:05 on Jul 4, 2018

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/484923950917353473


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882186896285282304

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i enjoyed jibjab's only two successful videos and was the unfortunate victim to have received whatever nonsense user-created stupidity they conjured up in the decade after

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sebastian gorka’s fake tough guy act

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ben Shapiro dressed as John Adams for like ten Halloweens in a row as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7K9k84R5ok

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Taintrunner posted:

Sebastian gorka’s fake tough guy act

Gorka’s head is like three times as big as a normal human head

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Wanna see those crosstabs

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
the time jon stewart made fun of newsweek for showing just how loving crazy michele bachmann is :

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khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

The CIA whined about Russia trying to influence American elections.

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