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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Three fleshlights, 1 vibrator, 1 used animatronic animal from Chuck E. Cheese.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Toaster, lamp, radio, vacuum, electric blanket?

Worthless.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Broken refridgerator fort.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


There's no time for a fuss and a fight


e: gently caress now I'm just listening to every song

Garrand has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Jun 10, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Three fleshlights, 1 vibrator, 1 used animatronic animal from Chuck E. Cheese.

And a dildo in a pear tree :sax:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I like the part where he says for six months for a total of two years.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I wasn't really doing anything for the next couple years anyway

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

sweeperbravo posted:

I like the part where he says for six months for a total of two years.

1.5 years + .5 years = 2 years.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Guided tours of Baltimore for only $29.99/person

And in case CL takes it down:


Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Make that waiver airtight, then make money on the back end arranging to accidentally drive down dead-end streets at certain times.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I remember that quest from New Vegas.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Lol Chip's a hoot.....

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/apa/d/3-bedrooms-2-bathrooms-upper/6632041324.html

First glance: This house looks pretty nice

Deeper look: What the gently caress

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
As a Bay Area resident I’ll piss in the open for 3 bedrooms for 2k

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

13Pandora13 posted:

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/apa/d/3-bedrooms-2-bathrooms-upper/6632041324.html

First glance: This house looks pretty nice

Deeper look: What the gently caress

Idgi. What's wrong with it, other than the"upper level only" aspect?

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

TotalLossBrain posted:

Idgi. What's wrong with it, other than the"upper level only" aspect?

Look at pictures 9 and 10.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Mmmmmm, love when my bedroom is humid and smells like poo poo. Those tiny windows look like the only ventilation too.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

13Pandora13 posted:

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/apa/d/3-bedrooms-2-bathrooms-upper/6632041324.html

First glance: This house looks pretty nice

Deeper look: What the gently caress

Welcome to my poop deck.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

felch me daddy jr. posted:

Look at pictures 9 and 10.

Thanks, didn't see the bed. Open layout.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Could be worse, they could have a bathtub set in a bed of small rocks...

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Kid should get into a safer hobby like backyard wrestling or loaded firearms

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

"Shooting simulations."

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

13Pandora13 posted:

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/apa/d/3-bedrooms-2-bathrooms-upper/6632041324.html

First glance: This house looks pretty nice

Deeper look: What the gently caress

Post got deleted, anyone saved it?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Post got deleted, anyone saved it?

Imagine a typical real estate listing with 15-20 photos

Imagine a photo of the master bedroom, hardwood floor, windows, curtains, bed, etc

Imagine a photo of the master bathroom (galley style), tile floor, sink, shower, toilet, etc

Now imagine a 6 inch step up to get into the master bathroom

Now imagine no wall between the master bedroom and the master bathroom

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Next, imagine you're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DandyLion posted:

Next, imagine you're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping.

Also, there's a toilet right near the tortoise but nobody has built a surrounding to hide it's tortoisey shame.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Post got deleted, anyone saved it?


Looks normal right? All good, nothing wrong...


Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


What the gently caress

Like who

And why...why is a fetish right? God.

E: man the bedroom would be so humid

And also smell of poop

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:22 on Jul 7, 2018

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
There's at least room for a sliding door ffs

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
SMDH

Almost a perfect setup, but they forgot to point the TV toward the shitter.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Scathach posted:

What the gently caress

Like who

And why...why is a fetish right? God.

E: man the bedroom would be so humid

And also smell of poop

It's what happens when people split a house up into 2 houses and suddenly remember they realize they forgot to figure in for a shitter.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Johnny Aztec posted:

It's what happens when people split a house up into 2 houses and suddenly remember they realize they forgot to figure in for a shitter.

Yeah, This. You get better ones too, like toilets in dumbshit places like the kitchen because it's the only place in the illegally divided building that has plumbing.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I live on a bus and poo poo in an outhouse and that is way too weird for me.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Scathach posted:

And why...why is a fetish right? God.

There's a reason why the toilet faces the bed :wink:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

700 bucks for furniture made of lovely pallets!


Please note it's five feet wide. This must be terrifying in person.

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
I think anyone inclined to hang a five-foot-wide portrait of Divine in their home would be happy to have it be that one.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Scathach posted:

What the gently caress

Like who

And why...why is a fetish right? God.

E: man the bedroom would be so humid

And also smell of poop

My first thought was fetish too :ohdear:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


If that patio furniture wasn't so expensive, I would be super into it. It reminds me of the one-minute crafting tables on Pocket Camp.

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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

CuteStorm posted:


Please note it's five feet wide. This must be terrifying in person.

this owns actually

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