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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i mean legit that one is pretty loving hilarious

incredibly rude but loving hilarious

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
:siren: Trade war has officially begun today :siren:

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So in addition to being a abusive father, self proclaimed member of the alt right, and an all around bad poster the great autismo is also a pathetic liar, interesting

Don't need to beat yourself up so much dude

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
they should make a warcraft game about trade wars





i wonder who the orcs will be

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It triggered midnight. Trade war in tyool 2018. Looking forward to mercantilism coming back

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
TGA seems like a classy guy, and I'd have a beer with him in Japan.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Holy poo poo, I just remembered that Trump is president and tradewars are easy to win

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Japanese textbooks still blame external economic pressure on their Involvement in WW2,

Bring on ww3!!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Fake Pro PRC is Haier.

Or possibly Real Pro PRC's irl son. He'd be like... 8 years old now?

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

everyone in this thread is me

Symetrique
Jan 2, 2013




There is only one poster

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

peanut posted:

Fake Pro PRC is Haier.

Or possibly Real Pro PRC's irl son. He'd be like... 8 years old now?

Please, my posting is at least at an 8th grade level

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

in case anyone missed it watch this guys chinese basketball videos... he is loving hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRNoH56318&t=7s

theres like 3-5 but its kind of hard to find them in order, the one i posted is my favorite. He basically just acts as a major Shanghai Sharks chinese NBA fan and he heckels the gently caress out of the other teams american players. He got one of them to tell them to suck his dick haha.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So in addition to being a abusive father, self proclaimed member of the alt right, and an all around bad poster the great autismo is also a pathetic liar, interesting

I do have beef with GTA with some of the stuff he posts. He has this stupid fixation on “intellectual honesty” and we egg him for making bad life decisions by leaving his wife and kids in japan while he works in frozen Chinese Siberia.

He really is a loving father and dotes on his children. Seeing him play with his kids or talk about his kids bring a smile to the room.

I haven’t seen him do much dad chores though :laffo:

But Hair is lying, like what I said he doesn’t know anyone else in the forums and he doesn’t talk to anyone else.

And I think everyone here is just trying to find out your real account when you adopted the fake account

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

caberham posted:

And I think everyone here is just trying to find out your real account when you adopted the fake account

Forums lurker, this is my real account.

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018
What if I’m actually caberham and just fed up with all the trash talking on my people, but I didn’t want to upset the harmony so I made another account to rage out with


That’s why I’m giving him so many props going on about how much he fucks

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

What if I’m actually caberham and just fed up with all the trash talking on my people, but I didn’t want to upset the harmony so I made another account to rage out with


That’s why I’m giving him so many props going on about how much he fucks

Caberham is pretty okay just raging out on his main account so no.

Also keep in mind Caberham knows and has met literally the majority of people who post in the Asia threads, so it’s not like he attempts to keep anonymity.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

bring back old gbs posted:

i know the answer is no why but: why?

https://i.imgur.com/fhp4lR8.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM&t=58s

Breakdancing with Chinese Characteristics.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Jul 7, 2018

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
PPRCLW you should have a good long heart to heart talk with your parents, not even joking here

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Devils Affricate posted:

PPRCLW you should have a good long heart to heart talk with your parents, not even joking here

That ship sailed a long time ago

I figured I’d be banned yesterday honestly, now that I’m still here I’m not sure what to do. I’ll let you all get back to it and go bother the rest of the forums until I trigger someone enough to finally get booted out

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I met my friend last night. She was using her iPhone X, and told me when she bought it that the sales guy said something to her and she had been wanting to ask me about it. "I asked the man at the phone shop why the iPhone went from number 8 to number 10, and why not make number 9? The man told me that Western people think number 9 is very unlucky, so they will not do anything with a 9 in the name. He said that is why Windows made Windows 8 and 10, but not Windows 9."

caberham posted:

But Hair is lying, like what I said he doesn’t know anyone else in the forums and he doesn’t talk to anyone else.
LOL

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

That ship sailed a long time ago

I figured I’d be banned yesterday honestly, now that I’m still here I’m not sure what to do. I’ll let you all get back to it and go bother the rest of the forums until I trigger someone enough to finally get booted out

Why would you get banned? I’m confused.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Pro PRC Laowai posted:


I figured I’d be banned yesterday honestly,

Yeah you arent important enough

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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gbs doesnt casually hand out bans/probes for wrongthink like d&d does, only for really egregious wrongthink like being a literal nazi

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
Hell, fake PPRCLW has been a sight more polite than some other people imo, and is apparently speaking in earnest, if sometimes hyperbolically, as opposed to drive-by hot takes.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

That ship sailed a long time ago

I figured I’d be banned yesterday honestly, now that I’m still here I’m not sure what to do. I’ll let you all get back to it and go bother the rest of the forums until I trigger someone enough to finally get booted out

It's because for real nobody is reporting you and/or wants you banned, just keep posting bro

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
oh gently caress's sake, I can't believe I paid ten dollars to re-register my account to make this post, and I can't believe I just spent an hour reading this thread, but some people actually believe I am the pro-PRC alt, which I'm not.

so congrats to lowtax for taking ten more of my dollars

Haier I don't have your WeChat and I messaged you once or twice like years ago to try to get you to come to beertopia, but that's it, so I don't know what you're talking about. if someone is talking to you and saying they are me, they are lying. I left all the WeChat groups I am a part of a few weeks ago, as I have now left china and am moving my WeChat to my iPad and won't be on it that much.

anyway, lastly, about the pro-prc meltdown, he is correct to an extent. there are a lot of people here who poo poo on china, and if you're married to a Chinese person, try not to poo poo on china because it really does have an affect on your children. as I've posted a billion times before, I really like china and am happy I lived there, please remember that I am so positive about china forums admin Grand Fromage said I should probably seek professional help and people in this thread have accused me of having Stockholm syndrome, but yes china has its problems, and sometimes people are careless with their words and that can be hurtful. I get that.

I am 99% sure the alt is pevan Stan, which I'm on board with as I actually like pevan Stan and his posting in D&D, I feel bad that whoever has this alt has such a fractured relationship with their parents

also caberham thanks for the kind words and standing up for me, and power khan I'm in Japan if you wanna get a beer, holler

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Brah, I was joking. No worries, m8. I was just trying to touch the poop.

You're welcome for your return.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Why would I need an alt account when I already made a post about being a rent boy when I grew up in Vancouver?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
I love that out of all the random bullshit our friendly neighborhood troll poster has spit up, the only thing that gets any traction on discussion is who he’s an alt of

AS IT SHOULD BE

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
Putting aside the hot news of this thread, are there any goons in Southwest Japan? Flooding looks pretty bad.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I'm in Indonesia now, on one of those paradise islands people love to dream about. The weather is great, the food is great, the people here are super friendly, but holy poo poo is this place a thrash heap, like literary. I've been around in SE Asia and there is a problem with littering, but I've never seen so much trash lying around everywhere, towns, villages, forests, beaches, in the sea, it's everywhere, really, really gross, and really, really sad.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Coolguye posted:

I love that out of all the random bullshit our friendly neighborhood troll poster has spit up, the only thing that gets any traction on discussion is who he’s an alt of

AS IT SHOULD BE

If he posted on his real account it would probably ruin his Sesame Credit.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I trash talk so much on wechat and wechat moments but my sesame score is still around the same.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

You need to become a more loyal Alibaba customer.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Coolguye posted:

I love that out of all the random bullshit our friendly neighborhood troll poster has spit up, the only thing that gets any traction on discussion is who he’s an alt of

AS IT SHOULD BE

The other stuff is just too basic.

MY DAD CALLS ME HALF ORC!!!!

It’s too unreal. Don’t get me wrong, there are lots of messed up white dudes and marry asian girls like the original pro prc lao wai.

Or white dudes who marry Chinese wives or have Chinese friends because “they are the good ones”

And imbalanced white worshipping Asian females - having a dating preference is fine bringing other groups is not

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

fish and chips and dip posted:

I'm in Indonesia now, on one of those paradise islands people love to dream about. The weather is great, the food is great, the people here are super friendly, but holy poo poo is this place a thrash heap, like literary. I've been around in SE Asia and there is a problem with littering, but I've never seen so much trash lying around everywhere, towns, villages, forests, beaches, in the sea, it's everywhere, really, really gross, and really, really sad.
It does have "Indo" in it, so, I mean, close enough, right?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

You need to become a more loyal Alibaba customer.

:tviv:

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


fish and chips and dip posted:

I'm in Indonesia now, on one of those paradise islands people love to dream about. The weather is great, the food is great, the people here are super friendly, but holy poo poo is this place a thrash heap, like literary. I've been around in SE Asia and there is a problem with littering, but I've never seen so much trash lying around everywhere, towns, villages, forests, beaches, in the sea, it's everywhere, really, really gross, and really, really sad.

:( I believe you and it makes me sad, too.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
So sad, I guess that’s why people stick to Okinawa, sure it’s pricey but hey it’s clean

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Anyone here play that peg jumping game on Wechat? It's pretty good.

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