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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
i remember reading the "let's lp like it's 2007" thread back in... wait for it... 2009

edit: nice.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Swell.

:smug:

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Sixty-nine or 69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (69), is a group of sex positions in which two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, each simultaneously performing oral sex on the other. The participants are thus mutually inverted like the numerals 6 and 9 in the number 69, hence the name. This position can involve any combination of sexes.

Method

Variations of the 69 positions include mutual anilingus or "double rimming", and digital penetration of either partner's anus or vagina.

In these positions, the partners are said to experience sexual stimulation simultaneously, but this can also distract those who try to focus solely on pleasuring themselves. The position can also be awkward for partners who are not similar in height.

History

Mutual simultaneous oragenitalism is usually referred to in English under the euphemistic French numerical form, “soixante-neuf.” The ancient Chinese Yin and Yang (female & male) symbol is identical. … The term “soixante-neuf” has not been traced any earlier than certain Whore’s Catechisms published in the 1790s in France, usually attributed to the early leader of the French Revolution, Mlle. Théroigne de Méricourt.

"The earliest unequivocal representation of the sixty-nine appears to be that on an oil-lamp preserved in the Munich Museum (Deutsches Museum), and first reproduced in Dr. Gaston Vorberg’s … portfolio, Die Erotik der Antiken in Kleinkunst und Keramik (Munich, 1921) plate 58, showing the woman lying on top of the man. Dr. Vorberg gives this … to be of the period of the Roman Caesars … . However, another oil-lamp of the same kind, showing the sixty-nine almost identically … is more recently reproduced as a full-color plate, in Prof. Jean Marcadé’s Eros Kalos (English-language edition, Geneva : Nagel, 1965), facing page 58, in … lamps preserved in the Heracleion Museum in Greece."

"A Hindu temple-sculpture from the sacred caverns of the island of Elephanta, near Mumbai in India, showing this position with the man actually standing, and holding the woman hanging down in this from his shoulders, was … brought to England in the late eighteenth century … . … this sculptured fragment … is both discussed and illustrated in Richard Payne Knight’s A Discourse on the Worship of Priapus, privately issued for the Dilettanti Society of London in 1786 … . The illustration in question is a detail engraving given in Payne Knight’s plate XI; and the full form of this sculptured group is … given as plate XXIV."

The Kama Sutra mentions this sex position, albeit by a different name: "When a man and woman lie down in an inverted order, i.e. with the head of the one towards the feet of the other and carry on [mouth] congress, it is called the 'congress of a crow'."

See also
  • Anilingus
  • Cunnilingus
  • Fellatio

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Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

:same:

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?
Noice.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Nice!

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Nice

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Niiiiiiiiice

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Nice

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Shameful that the first post didn't have this :69snypa: in it.

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Materant
Jul 22, 2010

see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

it defies physics


a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

nice

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Massa, which is Portuguese for nice

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Oh boy posting on the sex number page

And super best friends are replaying Detroit and personally I hope they do worse this time just to annoy the viewers

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
noice

fucking love Fiona Apple
Jun 19, 2013

samus comfy so what

Nice

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:420:

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Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



N O I C E

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Nice.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Mooi.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

nice... :unsmith:

Combat Lobster
Feb 18, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7g57zIET6o

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Najs

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe
naughty

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
GO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS, CROW!

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Sillyman
Jul 21, 2008
li xa so xamgu

Sillyman fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jul 7, 2018

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010
いいね

Gandor
Apr 22, 2008

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...
Nice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5WKsVnEA4

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
nice nice very nice

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
There's only one nice left. Who wants the final nice?

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bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
NICE

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