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yeah obviously but when the alternative seems to be human sacrifice its not really surprising people look at the magic rocket man for hope. and newspapers are never going to pick a middle ground between despair and hope
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Jul 7, 2018 12:37
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:They were amused by my optimism, but they didn’t really buy it. They were not interested in how to avoid a calamity; they’re convinced we are too far gone. For all their wealth and power, they don’t believe they can affect the future. They are simply accepting the darkest of all scenarios and then bringing whatever money and technology they can employ to insulate themselves — especially if they can’t get a seat on the rocket to Mars. time to get cracking on that cookbook
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Jul 7, 2018 13:23
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 http://twitter.com/tone765/status/1015367062984667137 etalian has issued a correction as of 15:36 on Jul 7, 2018 |
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Jul 7, 2018 15:22
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Somebody put the Westworld theme over this
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Jul 7, 2018 15:26
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015507453818044416 this fucker hasnt done jackshit yet tons of idiots praise him for how selfless and smart he is. https://twitter.com/maxbrg02/status/1015587565997568000?s=21 im not the biggest fan of gates but jfc he had actually done a lot in undeveloped nations. Darkman Fanpage has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Jul 7, 2018 |
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Jul 7, 2018 18:21
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extremely lovely musk is trying to capitalize on dying children for PR like he's launching some loving sportscar into space
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Jul 7, 2018 18:28
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Imagine having to be the Thai intern that has to humor Musk's emails
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Jul 7, 2018 18:38
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this is the future. people not looking to actual experts but to loving elon musk to solve the world's problems.
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Jul 7, 2018 18:41
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it's like, between this poo poo and the fantasy vacuum hyperloop bullshit, musk barely understands compressible gasses and air infiltration. the "escape pod" idea is just gonna get pared down more and more because it's too bulky until it's finally just around their heads and then maybe just a tube in their mouth and then our special boy Elon can pretend he invented scuba poo poo and contributed his modern genius to the most pressing matters of our age and can totally run a car company that isn't a scam
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Jul 7, 2018 18:41
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just lol the second musk started proposing his REVOLUTIONARY HYPERLOOP people thought it was gonna actually be built and could work instead of realizing musk was a loving dumbass who couldn't conceptualize the obvious challenges in building and maintaining much smaller vacuum chambers
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Jul 7, 2018 18:45
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Dreddout posted:Imagine having to be the Thai intern that has to humor Musk's emails he has a fawning reddit AMA up right now because everything is stupid everywhere
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Jul 7, 2018 18:46
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Al! posted:hello nypd? please stop and frisk me i think i might be black v controversial always sunny episode
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Jul 7, 2018 18:46
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Musk will ultimately do nothing but if the kids are saved he will take credit for it and get a cameo in the Hollywood adapation
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Jul 7, 2018 18:51
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musk is the extremely online billionaire and it sucks
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Jul 7, 2018 18:52
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Darkman Fanpage posted:https://twitter.com/maxbrg02/status/1015587565997568000?s=21
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Jul 7, 2018 18:52
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Darkman Fanpage posted:
uhhhhh elon has given his BRAND to many causes and it's bigly worth trillions and by tattooing Tesla logos on these children with malaria he's done more to save their lives than "research funding" (GATES PR) ever could!
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Jul 7, 2018 18:55
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between the monsoon, the navy seal, and now elon musk, its clear that God does not want these children to survive
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Jul 7, 2018 18:57
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:between the monsoon, the navy seal, and now elon musk, its clear that God does not want these children to survive the navy seal death wasn't really an act of God though, it was a man suffocating to death while carrying air tanks are troops
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Jul 7, 2018 19:01
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Elon musk is under the impression that underneath the ground is like terraria and you can just plow sturdy straight giant holes all over the map
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Jul 7, 2018 19:04
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Over Easy posted:Elon musk is under the impression that underneath the ground is like terraria and you can just plow sturdy straight giant holes all over the map My God he probably literally believes this
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Jul 7, 2018 19:05
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Dreddout posted:My God he probably literally believes this dude he owns a tunnel digging company called the BORING company, I think when you own a thing you PROBABLY know everything about that thing via the transitive property of capital
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Jul 7, 2018 19:11
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wront thread
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Jul 7, 2018 19:32
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I know it's been said, and it might just be because twitter restricts your letters to the point you have to type this way, but I cannot help but read Musk's tweets in Trump's voice. Like it's the same syntax.
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Jul 7, 2018 19:44
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Peanut President posted:I know it's been said, and it might just be because twitter restricts your letters to the point you have to type this way, but I cannot help but read Musk's tweets in Trump's voice. Like it's the same syntax. twitter is a malignant growth on the english language.
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Jul 7, 2018 19:51
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Willie Tomg posted:twitter is a malignant growth on the english language. as a southerner: hell same
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Jul 7, 2018 19:58
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Jul 7, 2018 20:04
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https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1015261124214870018?s=19
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Jul 7, 2018 22:49
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what a paranoid fuckwit
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Jul 7, 2018 22:51
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Jul 7, 2018 22:51
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Volcel rangers squad up
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Jul 7, 2018 22:55
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I need two single buff dudes, strong enough to protect me, ex-military or other masc job, have to be rock hard when required. No fatties.
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Jul 8, 2018 00:37
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sooner or later he will use them as a mobile throne
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Jul 8, 2018 00:41
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Somebody put the Westworld theme over this
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Jul 8, 2018 00:45
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Over Easy posted:Elon musk is under the impression that underneath the ground is like terraria and you can just plow sturdy straight giant holes all over the map lmao
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Jul 8, 2018 01:33
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I hope this drama gets resolved by Musk accidentally collapsing the whole cave system.
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Jul 8, 2018 02:28
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blockchain: whatever the hell you want it to be, just gimme your fuckin' VC already
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Jul 8, 2018 02:43
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Marzzle posted:blockchain: whatever the hell you want it to be, just gimme your fuckin' VC already I liked reading articles about how the blockchain is actually a technically inefficient wasteful concept.
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Jul 8, 2018 02:49
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About the fascist clothing ad, 9/11 basically showed it doesn't take a lot to make white boomers start braying about nuking the browns and it's been a hell of a historical trajectory to grow up through
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Jul 8, 2018 03:25
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Agnosticnixie posted:About the fascist clothing ad, 9/11 basically showed it doesn't take a lot to make white boomers start braying about nuking the browns and it's been a hell of a historical trajectory to grow up through I think the US is just obsessed with becoming a starship troopers parody nation just like Israeli.
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Jul 8, 2018 03:30
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etalian posted:I hope this drama gets resolved by Musk accidentally collapsing the whole cave system. ok guys, talked to some cave experts. turns out you cant just tunnel straight down with bombs so we'll think of something else
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Jul 8, 2018 03:36
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