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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
i had a dream that the vice president of these united states was a horse bottom and i woke up laughing, then i checked the news :whitewater:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/kT7g90m_lq.mp4

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/_saltfish/status/1009192876318908421

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
tired of all this whinnying

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
whinnying bigly

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
I just remembered the vice president of these United States of America enjoys thinking about the times he's had a giant log of a horse cock deep inside his bottom. This makes me chortle deeply.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Somebody linked a tweet mike pence made where he was saying something about human rights panel and all I could think of was how he got hosed by a horse and loved every second of it

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Trump said he was gonna create a space horse and Mike Pence is excited.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


get this filth out of here, this is the mike pence fucks horses thread for only pure and holy mike pence taking real horse cock content

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the truth cannot be repressed

MIKE PENCE

OUR VICE PRESIDENT

hosed A HORSE

AND HAS A BELLY FULL OF HoRSE NUTT

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
my name is Pence
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the bills
haf run ther course,
i stay up late --
i fuk the horse

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
My kid wanted to go protest when Pence was in town recently

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

MIKE PENCE
! hosed !
A HORSE
-------------------

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
I remembered it the other day when someone tweeted a #secondcivilwarletter about Pence spending too much time with mother. I made a bad tweet about how it would be more accurate to say he was spending a lot of time on the stables.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Mike Pence would lead the mounted cavalry from behind.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
say what u will about michael richards krameer pence III,

he would provide stable leadership


if u gnomesaiyan

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
mike pence
filled a filly
the VP of the USA
he got poled by a foal

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

murked by dragon posted:

mike pence
filled a filly


false

quote:

the VP of the USA
he got poled by a foal

true

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Bobby Digital posted:

Unverified


Straight from the horse's mouth

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I started getting real depressed about the world and life and everything but then I saw this thread, and I remembered.

now I'm still depressed but I have a little chuckle to myself every time i see pence or horses

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
someone tell uwe pence is a horse lover and not a fighter

https://twitter.com/UweBollRaw/status/1015636948210159616

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
oh NO Vice President Mike Pence had sinful thoughts about a quarterhorse and shamed himself before god WHAT SHALL HE DO NEXT

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Mariana Horchata posted:

oh NO Vice President Mike Pence had sinful thoughts about a quarterhorse and shamed himself before god WHAT SHALL HE DO NEXT



i wonder if this stuff works on dirty thoughts

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://i.imgur.com/wGRgxRS.gifv

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Darkman Fanpage posted:

actually they want to gently caress the horse

I remembered.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence!

Belly and Gut!

Full of Horse Nut!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1017775659576262657

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I remembered

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

the vice president rawed a horse

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


:perfect:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


an actual dog posted:

Mike Pence!

Belly and Gut!

Full of Horse Nut!

our v p mike pence
has a belly and gut full
of hot fresh horse nut

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

an orphan running through streets: "Everyone! Did you hear the good news? Mike Pence was hosed by a horse! Everyone! Mike Pence is full of horse semen!"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


5

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Michael R Pence is a known horsefucker

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Dairy Tariff posted:

Michael R Pence is a known horsefucker

The R stands for hoRsefucker.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Mike Pence loves horses.

I mean, he loves horses.

He really. Really loves horses.






looooooooooves

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sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Mike Pence has some horse-sized condoms that he's never used, and they might be past their expiration date.

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