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I think we have too many fields and we could probably just do with less |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 01:13 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:07 |
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I get it, trees are classic. everybody loves trees. or do they? are they really that great, or are people just brainwashed into liking them because they're ubiquitous? I say we mix it up a little. let's have some tall sharp spikes for a change. or maybe some immense trembling cilia, that's got to be calming, right? um, or maybe some . . . orbs? orbs are cool, yes? |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 02:38 |
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There's that *sniff* smell, you know what I mean? There's no sewage smell, or someone cooking Death in a stew- and where's the yelling and noise?!?! How can these people sleep without an occasional "gently caress YOU, BUDDY!" I think my lungs started working again |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 03:23 |
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I am a rural resident and I agree with the op |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 03:32 |
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i fervently believe that we need a light rail line between my house and Ms. McIntyre's! I've already calculated it out, and with the projected ridership of 1 per week (2 if Ms. McIntyre makes her cookies) we could stand to recoup expenses on the project, and perhaps even make a profit, in only 500 years! |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 03:45 |
Piso Mojado posted:I think we have too many fields and we could probably just do with less I'm thinking we get ahead of the curve and into that vertical farming business. Cut the excess fields out of the ground and pile them on top of each other. I think that's how it works? ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 06:26 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:I'm thinking we get ahead of the curve and into that vertical farming business. Cut the excess fields out of the ground and pile them on top of each other. I think that's how it works? Pile them using a clever parking garage design |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 07:02 |
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[Staring off into the horizon after hard days work] "I still don't miss when these were fields" |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 07:04 |
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Piso Mojado posted:I think we have too many fields and we could probably just do with less hmm how about mixed-use fields. pocket parks, yurtrises, and unban gardening walkable greenspace food jungles |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 12:47 |
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Macnult posted:[Staring off into the horizon after hard days work] this used to be ancient lakebed, y'know. far as the eye could see... |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 12:59 |
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Yurts, as far as the eye can see
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 15:25 |
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locally sourced, sustainably harvested tractor fuel |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 16:00 |
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Farecoal posted:locally sourced, sustainably harvested tractor fuel I've tried milking tractors but they're shy, especially if your hands are cold |
# ? Jul 4, 2018 17:52 |
Macnult posted:Pile them using a clever parking garage design A parking garage? Not In My Back Forty Amigo ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 19:35 |
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Traveling across the country side, building a small shed every quarter to half mile or so, to offset the field to building ratio.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 21:13 |
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Hello I'm from the goblin lobby and I'm wondering if any of you fine fellows have considered flooding your fields and turning them into swamps? |
# ? Jul 5, 2018 17:43 |
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Hugh Malone posted:this used to be ancient lakebed, y'know. far as the eye could see... |
# ? Jul 5, 2018 18:31 |
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one upping the guy who remembers when this was all forest by remembering when it was all old growth forest with megafauna before humans arrived and altered the ecosystem |
# ? Jul 5, 2018 19:23 |
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rural planner version of robert moses: hmm yues barbed wire will contain livestock herds and prevent those lawless bison and cattle herders from wandering all over the dang place, finally there shall be ORDER rural version of jane jacobs looks on in anguish |
# ? Jul 5, 2018 19:28 |
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*Official county rural planner gesturing over a huge expanse of land, talking to his survey team* "This 10 square miles over that way? Cattle guards. All of it. We're just gonna fill that whole dang area up with nonstop back to back cattle guards."
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 01:05 |
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Midwest Rural Planner: So we'll have some cornfields and-HURK (He keels over from a massive heart attack. No one can find his written notes so they just go with what they have.) |
# ? Jul 6, 2018 01:33 |
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Replace all rural areas with billboards that say NO FARMS NO FOOD imo |
# ? Jul 6, 2018 05:57 |
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i hear the johnsons are having a barn razing saturday |
# ? Jul 7, 2018 03:25 |
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google THIS posted:Midwest Rural Planner: So we'll have some cornfields and-HURK
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 17:10 |
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Folks, I think it's time we embark on a plan of, erm... Rural renewal. That's it! Rural renewal. We're going to rid ourselves of the undesirable criminal element* and bring in a more modern vibe to attract the young professionals** this place needs. I mean, imagine: FRESHLY PACKED dirt roads; pond water pumped directly into your house instead of that terrible Artesian well water; septic tanks above ground as water features right next to your house instead of buried 100 yards behind the old pond dam. It'll be stupendous. *Cows **Meth farmers
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 17:15 |
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a plow in every hand, a dip in every lip |
# ? Jul 7, 2018 17:33 |
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rural planning is complaining about people who don't like cow poo poo being sprayed everywhere but then sucking the cock of every company who'll build a warehouse with $11 an hour jobs that ruins half the fields around it with flood diversion |
# ? Jul 7, 2018 23:01 |
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I would like to present the following to the committee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvoagWSOw_Y |
# ? Jul 8, 2018 00:27 |
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Jedrick posted:I would like to present the following to the committee: lol |
# ? Jul 8, 2018 02:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc |
# ? Jul 8, 2018 04:03 |
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Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation. This is a fairly standard independent farmstead. The problem with these installations is the lack of traffic; it lacks amenities that a forward-thinking populace (not yours) will make use of on a daily basis. First we add a Pizza Hut for attractive, high-energy dining: Once we draw in the crowds, we boost our retained consumer rate by providing a premium-caliber shopping mall: A second Pizza Hut is added in case the first one runs out of pizza Finally, bike lanes: There you go. A modern metropolis in just four easy ste
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# ? Jul 8, 2018 04:28 |
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FutonForensic posted:Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation.
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# ? Jul 8, 2018 04:31 |
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FutonForensic posted:Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation. |
# ? Jul 8, 2018 22:10 |
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FutonForensic posted:Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation. |
# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:27 |
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FutonForensic posted:Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 01:16 |
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Requesting a Subway in the fallow field, with a Starbuck's booth. |
# ? Jul 9, 2018 11:36 |
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FutonForensic posted:Hi thread. I'm a Rural Planning Engineer with 8 years of experience, living in a Scandinavian country that does a much better job of it than whatever shithole you live in. Suck my drat nuts, buddy! Anyway, I want to provide a little bit of insight into what happens in a typical rural reformation. the norwegian version of this is a petrol station and "mall" where a supermarket, unemployment office and the local bank is housed (but nothing else) plus maybe one traffic light if they’re daring |
# ? Jul 9, 2018 18:00 |
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a mobile barn on the back of ur cows |
# ? Jul 9, 2018 18:29 |
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ShortStack posted:a mobile barn on the back of ur cows like a turtle? that you can milk?
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 18:43 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:07 |
just do what my state did in the '50s, pepper you idyllic rural expanses with nuclear missile silos
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 19:32 |