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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
dc is so fat lmao

I believe in you Fattest Dad

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
please don't make buffer read ad copy :gbsmith:

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Got that big fight feeling for the first time in awhile, let’s go

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Motel 6 was seriously who paid for the Bruce buffer spot

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i have not felt joy ever since the moment robbie lawlor was defeated by tyron the liar woodley, my sorrow continue

Same op gently caress

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

actually it was aids-related complications

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Waroduce posted:

Whats Miocic's background? DC was a great wrestler right?

Baseball

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Waroduce posted:

Whats Miocic's background? DC was a great wrestler right?

Olympic medalist iirc

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Yeah, but Rogan calling it out live on air while he's being paid by the UFC is why he rules and how I can put up with the rest of his bullshit

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Dan Didio posted:

When Robert Downey Jr was still a complete gently caress up that everyone hated he used to appear at UFC events all the time.

Notably he's the man in a red shirt going nuts when Carlos Condit knocked Dan Hardy dead in england. You can see him in the photo of the knock out.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Waroduce posted:

Whats Miocic's background? DC was a great wrestler right?

They said he's a firefighter so he's used to carryign the weight of a lumpy fat guy

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Dan Didio posted:

Derrick Lewis floating between planes of time and space, weeping openly as he ages into a tiny, swollen-headed child and a giant Ronda Rousey head calls him a failure.

Man this updated version of House on the Borderland is weird

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Power of Pecota posted:

Olympic medalist iirc

nope

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

BlindSite posted:

Notably he's the man in a red shirt going nuts when Carlos Condit knocked Dan Hardy dead in england. You can see him in the photo of the knock out.

Yeah, lol.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Lol drat dc is thick as hell and it is good

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dan Didio posted:

When Robert Downey Jr was still a complete gently caress up that everyone hated he used to appear at UFC events all the time.

that was cool

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
DC sniffing alot

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Oh whoops, I was thinking of the world championship bronze

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Reebok can't even give a champ his preferred nationalistic shorts for a superfight on the day his parents' country moved on in the world cup? shameful

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

that was cool

I'm pretty sure he's like, a big fan too.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Waroduce posted:

DC sniffing alot

smells the craft services table

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Please don't die dc I love you pleas do good I'm always proud of you

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
DC went for a fist-bump, Miocic a hand-shake; a powerful distilation of race relations in America.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


After 64 times he was considering it, but then the guy took it too far

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

old.flv posted:

I'll have to take your word I don't watch that poo poo (MMA)

same op

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
my hot take is that dc is both short and fat

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Stipe looks like a firefighter fighting someone's fat dad and it rules

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dan Didio posted:

I'm pretty sure he's like, a big fan too.

come back baby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Stipe looks like a firefighter fighting someone's fat dad and it rules

God I wish this card had been on July 4th

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Charlize Theron too. Let's all name our favourite celebrities who like MMA.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Wise Learned Man posted:

my hot take is that dc is both short and fat

DC has dealt with height/reach disparity a bunch of times but Stipe is both hard-hitting and technical in a way that none of DC's previous opponents have been AFAIK

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Unfortunately for DC Stipe's day job is carrying fat dads around while they are dead weighting

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Schenck v. U.S. posted:

DC has dealt with height/reach disparity a bunch of times but Stipe is both hard-hitting and technical in a way that none of DC's previous opponents have been AFAIK

also not as slow as the guys DC killed at heavy

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
cormier doesn't look great imo

i think he's going to sleep soon

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
I hope we get a good amount of clinching 23 mins please :D

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

dc gonna die

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
that was indeed an eyepoke

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Cormier needs to take a cue from Jones and start gouging

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
he has to adjust his pants after every exchange.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Take a point

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