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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Of course, with the same incredibly low standards of evidence, you could take any random photo and use it to prove that Trump is a long time fan of My Little Pony and is going to nationalize Hasbro in order to de-canonize the Friendship is Magic era and bring it back to it's greatness in the '80s for the true fans.

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Gen. Ripper posted:

Somebody please, in little words, tell me what the gently caress this is trying to say.

Or maybe don't.

"I'm not wasting my life".

Caros
May 14, 2008

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

What I'm about to post sounds like a joke but this is literally the interpretation that they think is true.

Q posted a post about a mirror with a pic of Saudi prince Al-Waleed bin Talal with a coffee mug. Reflection/mirrors are important. Al-Waleed is a major shareholder in Apple. The NASDAQ had a bug where some stocks, including Apple, were listed at exactly $123.47. 123.47 Hz corresponds to the note B2. B2 is a stealth bomber which avoids detection by reflecting radio waves. Air Force One is also a military aircraft. Air Force One, during the Obama era, had a picture taken with a coffee mug holder thing next to a lamp. That mug holder is no longer there in the Trump era. Q posted a picture of the Obama-era mug holder on Air Force One reflected off the back of an iPhone. The strategically placed mug accessory, reflected in an Apple product, is a symbol for Al-Waleed, who I think is supposed to be part of the deep state, being removed from his position of influence in US politics.

This is confirmed by Trump rambling about Elton John and music - it's a message that of course 123.47 is supposed to be a musical note. Then Trump says brain a bunch of times. A series of "brain." A Serial Brain. This is the popular Q-whisperer / prolific /r/greatawakening shitposter who posted this fever dream in the first place.

This wouldn't even be acceptable for a low rate ARG.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Ratoslov posted:

Of course, with the same incredibly low standards of evidence, you could take any random photo and use it to prove that Trump is a long time fan of My Little Pony and is going to nationalize Hasbro in order to de-canonize the Friendship is Magic era and bring it back to it's greatness in the '80s for the true fans.

I was half asleep reading this and it just made me realize there is probably a sizable part of the Qult that is also bronys since there’s a large overlap of MAGA and bronys somehow :psyduck: Someone stop this world I want off now

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Reminder: these are the same people who think that a missile was shot at Air Force 1 from a Deep State submarine as part of an attempted coup during the Singapore summit.

And their response to this is, “Oh, yes. Of course that happened.”

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I was half asleep reading this and it just made me realize there is probably a sizable part of the Qult that is also bronys since there’s a large overlap of MAGA and bronys somehow :psyduck: Someone stop this world I want off now

It's hard out here for a conservative brony.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Deathy McDeath posted:

Reminder: these are the same people who think that a missile was shot at Air Force 1 from a Deep State submarine as part of an attempted coup during the Singapore summit.

And their response to this is, “Oh, yes. Of course that happened.”

I... I must have missed that little aspect of it. So they just think that someone tried to like Harrison Ford Air Force One out of the sky? And everybody agreed not to talk about it and pretend it didn’t happen, including the US, whoever shot it, whatever country they were over, and whatever intelligence agencies keeping track of it? Sensible. Very sensible.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Teddybear posted:

I... I must have missed that little aspect of it. So they just think that someone tried to like Harrison Ford Air Force One out of the sky? And everybody agreed not to talk about it and pretend it didn’t happen, including the US, whoever shot it, whatever country they were over, and whatever intelligence agencies keeping track of it? Sensible. Very sensible.

It also happened on the US Pacific coast even though AF1 flew to Singapore via Europe

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Caros posted:

This wouldn't even be acceptable for a low rate ARG.

Uh more like the main bomber before the B2 bomber was the B52. A submarine launched it missiles from an area known for its lobsters. Therefore the next clues that we need to look for will have a reference to B52’s Rock Lobster.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Lobsters? What does Jordan Peterson have to do with all this? Wait...

J = I in the Roman alphabet, and I = 1.

J + P = 1 + P = Q

:eyepop:

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Lote posted:

Uh more like the main bomber before the B2 bomber was the B52. A submarine launched it missiles from an area known for its lobsters. Therefore the next clues that we need to look for will have a reference to B52’s Rock Lobster.
Somebody went under a dock - clear reference to maritime law, under which all admiralty courts operate (note Trump's flags never have gold fringes). Where do you find the deep state? In the depths. In other words, under a dock. So who went under the dock? Obviously, Q.
And there they saw a rock- "Rock," of course, refers to Peter (cognate with Pierre in French), and rhymes with Strzok. So the "rock" represents Peter Strzok. Q has uncovered Strzok's collaboration with the deep state.
But it wasn't a rock- When is a rock not a rock? When it's a disguise for something else. Strzok is part of the deep state, that much we already know, but he's covering for someone. He's a fall guy. That's what rocks do - they fall.
It was a rock lobster- Where else is associated with lobsters? Maine. Who represents Maine right now? Susan Collins. Has anyone seen Collins and Strzok in the same room together? We know that the elite bloodline families are planning to abolish gender, so why not give one of their own a dual genderfluid secret identity? Did Lisa Page know that she was dating a woman in reverse drag? Has this knowledge finally redpilled her and turned her against the Deep State?

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Teddybear posted:

I... I must have missed that little aspect of it. So they just think that someone tried to like Harrison Ford Air Force One out of the sky? And everybody agreed not to talk about it and pretend it didn’t happen, including the US, whoever shot it, whatever country they were over, and whatever intelligence agencies keeping track of it? Sensible. Very sensible.

My favorite part is a submarine carrying anti-aircraft missiles.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mercury_Storm posted:

That image looks a little too organized to be from the standard lot of conspiracy theorist on there. Usually they look like completely jumbled messes like the people that put them together (rather than just mostly jumbled messes).

That's not a jumbled mess?

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

McGlockenshire posted:

Purestrain gold is overrated. Are you ready for some purestrain delusion?





I think I figured it out guys- I am Q Anon.

Or rather, the hell timeline version of myself that got transported to this universe by a CERN malfunction is Q Anon. I wonder if this Prester Jane shares my same weaknesses? If so I have a foolproof plan for exposing Q that involves Dutch Brothers and dabs.

(Is it taking pleasure in the wrong places to admit that I think it's actually kind of neat to get to see what would happen if I used my powers for evil?)

Prester Jane fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 8, 2018

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

One thing I was wondering about: In the aftermath of pretty obvious failures like the AF1 photo, could one "steal" the Q persona?
My basic idea would be along these lines:
- wait for a moment of doubt by the Qultists
- grab a new tripcode on 4chan
- start posting as Q, claiming that your previous trip has been compromised and the event that induced the doubt was deliberate sabotage by the Deep State, to break up the Qult.
- Keep posting as if you were Q

Could one splinter the Qult like this?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

I could have fun being the Avignon Q for a while.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002


That... Is that actually a verbatim transcript of his speech? I can't stand to watch him speak so don't try to.

That seriously reads like it's somebody trying desperately to maintain their grip on sanity and failing, or trying to hide the stroke they're currently having.

I'm guessing the heart of the Q stuff is the fact so much of what Trump says actually does not make sense. They refuse to believe somebody on their side could maybe be kind of out of it so instead they invent a reality where he's giving them secret code, rather than simply spewing gibberish to make himself seems smarter or greater than he is.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

sheep-dodger posted:

One thing I was wondering about : In the aftermath of pretty obvious failures like the AF1 photo, could one "steal" the Q persona?
My basic idea would be along these lines:
- wait for a moment of doubt by the Qultists
- grab a new tripcode on 4chan
- start posting as Q, claiming that your previous trip has been compromised and the event that induced the doubt was deliberate sabotage by the Deep State, to break up the Qult.
- Keep posting as if you were Q

Could one splinter the Qult like this?

goon project

I'm pretty confident you could! Might want to study Q's posts a bit first, though, and that's something of a burden.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

GreyjoyBastard posted:

goon project

I'm pretty confident you could! Might want to study Q's posts a bit first, though, and that's something of a burden.

I think it would be theoretically possible- but it would require weeks of psychological prep (you what do you torque Master Q style well enough to convince a bunch of obsessive schizophrenic's that you are the real deal*) and probably a solid month of living on chanboards 24/7.

*Yeah have fun with that.

You know how Toblerone Triangular eventually dropped the act because he realized he was turning himself into a crazy person? I really think if a goon successfully took over the Qult they would almost certainly wind up as a True Believer within a fairly short period of time.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Horrified :lol: at this nonsense getting any sort of traction whatsoever.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
These people are delusional. It would be hell of easy to make yourself the next ‘Q’, if not for the time you would need to set on chanboards. You wouldn’t even need to invent elaborate connections, just post whatever short ‘clues’ or picture, and the base will fit the narrative

We had some murders happen locally, and a couple months into it someone got on a local forum and started posted poorly written vague poems and then stopped shortly later. 2 years later, some people are still trying to ‘decipher’ these poems that were obviously written by a bored high schooler


The real conspiracy I see is how ‘Q’ got so popular. I don’t see how one single chan weirdo is getting so much coverage without being promoted

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dr.Caligari posted:

The real conspiracy I see is how ‘Q’ got so popular. I don’t see how one single chan weirdo is getting so much coverage without being promoted

That's no mystery, the entire right wing news outlets have been trying to discredit the mainstream and tell people that the real truth only comes from unsourced, uncredited right wing nobodies for like 3 decades. Some channer being treated as the only source you can trust is the logical outcome of that.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit
I constantly see posters in this thread insisting that it would be trivially easy to either imitate Q's posting style or conduct a parallel scam. I don't know how to tell you this, but y'all have no idea what you're talking about. Just because gullible people exist and can be corralled into groups at doesn't mean that you have the insight or psychological wherewithal to manipulate large groups of gullible people. It's actually a real skillset and requires a base-level of inherent talent that simply cannot be taught.

And if you disagree let's see a single one of you put up or shut up. Let's see someone actually imitate a Qanon individual well enough to get some kind of traction/following. Because I'm just going to lay it out to you strait- at best you are going to get two or three days into the project and realize you have absolutely no idea what you're doing before you just quietly abandon the entire project.

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

Conspiracy is so loving stupid, if you had some guy who was really whistle blowing the "deep state" he would just say things, with words.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Dr.Caligari posted:

The real conspiracy I see is how ‘Q’ got so popular. I don’t see how one single chan weirdo is getting so much coverage without being promoted

No clue how Q initially took off (early Q was even dumber) but it ended up being promoted heavily by Russian bots on Twitter. Which is probably how people like Roseanne found out about it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
So in the :tinfoil: mocking FB group, some guy just Kramered in and is all "Lol i can't believe you think people actually believe this stuff!" implying that no none actually believes Hillary Clinton and Jane Fonda are cutting childrens faces off in Satanic rituals and its all just a big lark and all the millions of posts online about Qanon and other CTs is just some massive creative endevor. He was laughed at and pointed out that yes, a lot of people take this stuff seriously, to a point that they live their lives based on that, and the guy who went to Comet Ping Pong with a gun sure as hell took it seriously. They simply said "well, of course there's going to be a few crazies!".

A very large chunk of society believes whole heartedly in conspiracy theories! Basically all of Conservative dogma is conspiracy theories! They may have not embraced the really crazy stuff but the idea that Undocumented Immigrants are coming to steal jobs and kill everyone is just as flagrantly false as anything.

Okay, Qults trying to make sense of Trumps nutty speech where he claimed to of beaten Elton John in everything even though he didn't do anything is really up there in insanity.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
That speech is wild and if I was talking to someone that said it verbatim, I would seriously doubt their ability to care for themselves.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


twistedmentat posted:

So in the :tinfoil: mocking FB group, some guy just Kramered in and is all "Lol i can't believe you think people actually believe this stuff!" implying that no none actually believes Hillary Clinton and Jane Fonda are cutting childrens faces off in Satanic rituals and its all just a big lark and all the millions of posts online about Qanon and other CTs is just some massive creative endevor. He was laughed at and pointed out that yes, a lot of people take this stuff seriously, to a point that they live their lives based on that, and the guy who went to Comet Ping Pong with a gun sure as hell took it seriously. They simply said "well, of course there's going to be a few crazies!".

A very large chunk of society believes whole heartedly in conspiracy theories! Basically all of Conservative dogma is conspiracy theories! They may have not embraced the really crazy stuff but the idea that Undocumented Immigrants are coming to steal jobs and kill everyone is just as flagrantly false as anything.

Okay, Qults trying to make sense of Trumps nutty speech where he claimed to of beaten Elton John in everything even though he didn't do anything is really up there in insanity.

This is the end result of ironyposting as a lifestyle. You simultaneously believe all of it but if anyone tries to challenge any of it then it's just a joke and the other person is stupid for engaging you at face value.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

I remember a goon once started an ARG out of random nothings that got an amazing amount of traction in a day or two; he pulled the plug when goons started playing it and, I guess, it got too close to home. But the dynamics were remarkably similar.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

I remember a goon once started an ARG out of random nothings that got an amazing amount of traction in a day or two; he pulled the plug when goons started playing it and, I guess, it got too close to home. But the dynamics were remarkably similar.

You just jogged my memory. Are you talking about the thing with the fake "cereal" killer message board ("Have A Nice Day")and the bizarre animated heads with the creepy backwards music? Of so I was pretty deep into that one and you are correct- there was a bunch of similarities.

There might be effortposts worth of material if we are talking about the same goon project.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Prester Jane posted:

I constantly see posters in this thread insisting that it would be trivially easy to either imitate Q's posting style or conduct a parallel scam. I don't know how to tell you this, but y'all have no idea what you're talking about. Just because gullible people exist and can be corralled into groups at doesn't mean that you have the insight or psychological wherewithal to manipulate large groups of gullible people. It's actually a real skillset and requires a base-level of inherent talent that simply cannot be taught.

And if you disagree let's see a single one of you put up or shut up. Let's see someone actually imitate a Qanon individual well enough to get some kind of traction/following. Because I'm just going to lay it out to you strait- at best you are going to get two or three days into the project and realize you have absolutely no idea what you're doing before you just quietly abandon the entire project.

I wonder if it would be possible for a normal person to imitate a crazy paranoid conspiracy theorist. Sometimes you get paranoid COUNTER-conspiracy theories, like "Alex Jones is completely sane and faking it all for money." But I don't know of any of these guys who have been proven a fraud and dropped the act.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

BarbarianElephant posted:

I wonder if it would be possible for a normal person to imitate a crazy paranoid conspiracy theorist. Sometimes you get paranoid COUNTER-conspiracy theories, like "Alex Jones is completely sane and faking it all for money." But I don't know of any of these guys who have been proven a fraud and dropped the act.

You are basically describing John Titor. He had a huge following, got nothing right then did the "sorry guys, gotta go back to my home planet now, BYE!" sudden exit and a later reveal it was just two normal guys loving around

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

BarbarianElephant posted:

I wonder if it would be possible for a normal person to imitate a crazy paranoid conspiracy theorist. Sometimes you get paranoid COUNTER-conspiracy theories, like "Alex Jones is completely sane and faking it all for money." But I don't know of any of these guys who have been proven a fraud and dropped the act.

I mean it's questionable how sane Alex Jones is, but one look at his website and it's obvious that it's all about bilking idiots out of money.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
What's everyone's take on this SerialBrain guy? In on the scam or not?

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Prester Jane posted:

You just jogged my memory. Are you talking about the thing with the fake "cereal" killer message board ("Have A Nice Day")and the bizarre animated heads with the creepy backwards music? Of so I was pretty deep into that one and you are correct- there was a bunch of similarities.

There might be effortposts worth of material if we are talking about the same goon project.

I think it incorporated old TV station idents because there was a thread in GBS about how goons found them creepy

I just remember suggesting some connection to Led Zeppelin that ended up being incorporated into it, and the guy would just be winging it on whatever meaning people came up with

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
Like cold reading or, you know, the first and most important rule in improv, a lot of this stuff seems to be based around just accepting whatever you are given and building on it.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

I think it incorporated old TV station idents because there was a thread in GBS about how goons found them creepy

I just remember suggesting some connection to Led Zeppelin that ended up being incorporated into it, and the guy would just be winging it on whatever meaning people came up with

Okay I think we are thinking of different things. I'm thinking of something that was run by a trio of goons who had quietly built up a fake FYAD-like message board for "cereal" killers to talk about their hobby with each other through coded phrases. I forget exactly why but it's some point they had one of their serial killers claim they were about to kill someone in an obscure Utah town, and then in a truly bizarre twist of fate someone in that obscure Utah town with the exact same name wound up in the local papers for being murdered.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Aumanor posted:

What's everyone's take on this SerialBrain guy? In on the scam or not?

Definitely Q

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

I remember a goon once started an ARG out of random nothings that got an amazing amount of traction in a day or two; he pulled the plug when goons started playing it and, I guess, it got too close to home. But the dynamics were remarkably similar.

Maybe there have been a couple but I know a goon made The Wyoming Incident videos/backstory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

I think it incorporated old TV station idents because there was a thread in GBS about how goons found them creepy

I just remember suggesting some connection to Led Zeppelin that ended up being incorporated into it, and the guy would just be winging it on whatever meaning people came up with

Wasn't that the one that used the Wyoming Incident as a starting point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UghBGvPepSQ

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