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What do hypermasculine straight men usually build out of q-tips?
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Jul 9, 2018 03:06
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A reputation for good ear hygiene and a fat veiny hawg
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Jul 9, 2018 03:07
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The qtip box clearly says not to insert them in your ears. Nothing about your peehole tho
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Jul 9, 2018 03:10
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Vapor Moon posted:What do you build with Q-Tips? Well I guess you could glue some of them to a piece of dark cardstock and make a festive Halloween skeleton or something? That sounds like a good time. Or a little log cabin? Endless* possibilities! *severely limited
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Jul 9, 2018 03:12
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Lol ya, my gym has two of every machine: one in gunmetal and black branded 'IRON FLEX' and the other in pale green and blue branded 'Life Fitness'. The former are in worse condition and always crowded, but the entire bro scene wouldn't be caught dead on a pastel weight machine.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:16
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fool_of_sound posted:Lol ya, my gym has two of every machine: one in gunmetal and black branded 'IRON FLEX' and the other in pale green and blue branded 'Life Fitness'. The former are in worse condition and always crowded, but the entire bro scene wouldn't be caught dead on a pastel weight machine. Hey, I encourage that poo poo. That way I don't have to wait to use the non-bro machine. Now, if only they'd do something similar to the free weights.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:17
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:A reputation for
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Jul 9, 2018 03:18
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Picnic Princess posted:What do hypermasculine straight men usually build out of q-tips?  Pod racing stadiums.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:18
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Bar Crow posted:
I'm Tim Tyler and this is my pod-racing stadium.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:24
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bike tory posted:A reputation for WHAT?
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Jul 9, 2018 03:26
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:A reputation for good ear hygiene and a fat veiny hawg I have questions regarding that last part. Mostly is this referencing sticking a q-tip up your dick? Because you really shouldn't.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:29
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How else will you get a fat veiny hog?
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Jul 9, 2018 03:30
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Picnic Princess posted:I have questions regarding that last part. He's just sounding out opinions.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:36
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Picnic Princess posted:I have questions regarding that last part. You know that rare itch that you can't tell if it's really deep in your ear or really far back in your throat and it drives you nuts and you spend like three hours making loogie noises to try and scratch it? Imagine that between your bladder and your rear end in a top hat and voila, qtip time is here. Grab a mallet and pound some cotton bros
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Jul 9, 2018 03:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXxy_ais54A
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Jul 9, 2018 03:44
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I find it's easier to add finely ground pumice to my drinks to develop an abrasive piss.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:46
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Picnic Princess posted:I have questions regarding that last part. Yeah but he got taken to the hospital and is seeing a psych. Everything should be ok now.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:47
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Picnic Princess posted:Mostly is this referencing sticking a q-tip up your dick? Because you really shouldn't. It's called sounding, and it's delightful.
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Jul 9, 2018 03:56
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Jul 9, 2018 03:57
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Rick_Hunter posted:Yeah but he got taken to the hospital and is seeing a psych. Everything should be ok now. At hostpital, lost fingat! (in my peehole)
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Jul 9, 2018 03:57
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Looks kind of lovely, but how will you really know without watching it for yourself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fw9a96Ei0k (whole movie, uploaded by the studio)
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Jul 9, 2018 03:58
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It’s extremely loving terrible, don’t bother. So bad that it causes a time warp and 80 minutes feels like 3+ hours. And don’t let Lloyd Kaufman’s name fool you, I think he’s basically just responsible for the amazing re-title of the film.
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Jul 9, 2018 04:03
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This page legit made me lol out loud, thank you
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Jul 9, 2018 04:07
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Comptroll The Forums posted:The qtip box clearly says not to insert them in your ears. This made me laugh and made my willy wince at the same time so that's some sort of accomplishment i guess
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Jul 9, 2018 05:02
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What did the dinosaur do to end up in Hell?
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Jul 9, 2018 05:43
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Ak Gara posted:What did the dinosaur do to end up in Hell? crimes against chronology
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Jul 9, 2018 05:44
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Ak Gara posted:What did the dinosaur do to end up in Hell? I don't think it's his hell, he looks pretty jazzed. Or he just works there
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Jul 9, 2018 06:08
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That dinosaur is basically the stoned 20-year-old 'manager' at a laser tag place of barbarian nympho hell
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Jul 9, 2018 06:15
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Memento posted:
This picture took six entire seconds to load from the top down on my phone, but honestly that was only an improvement
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Jul 9, 2018 06:39
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Phy posted:This picture took six entire seconds to load from the top down on my phone, but honestly that was only an improvement This reminds me of the 90s when I was loading pictures of naked ladies 
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Jul 9, 2018 06:52
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Bolivar posted:This reminds me of the 90s when I was loading pictures of naked ladies The McHenry BBS had all the best stuff, starting in the mid-80s. Rusty N Edie’s, too, but McHenry had the better stuff floating around. Rusty N Edie’s got raided by the FBI, though, so they might have been cooler, over all. The McHenry BBS provided the first piece of animated computer porn I ever saw. It was a.gif with three or four frames of a dude bending some lady over a glass table. GRAB. THRUST. WITHDRAW. THRUST. It probably ran at about three FPS. It owned so hard.
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Jul 9, 2018 07:08
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The McHenry BBS had all the best stuff, starting in the mid-80s. Rusty N Edie’s, too, but McHenry had the better stuff floating around. Rusty N Edie’s got raided by the FBI, though, so they might have been cooler, over all. I approve of this message. Mine was just late 90s stuff of "high quality scans" from naked ladies. Which in fact were high quality scans. There were some heroes of the scene with impressively high quality in their pixels of bare pussy. I did have a policy though of not downloading pictures of porn or penetration, only women in typical Playboy poses.
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Jul 9, 2018 07:16
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Bolivar posted:I did have a policy though of not downloading pictures of porn or penetration, only women in typical Playboy poses. ...why?
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Jul 9, 2018 07:30
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Bolivar posted:I approve of this message. Mine was just late 90s stuff of "high quality scans" from naked ladies. Which in fact were high quality scans. There were some heroes of the scene with impressively high quality in their pixels of bare pussy. I did have a policy though of not downloading pictures of porn or penetration, only women in typical Playboy poses. Wow, Jesus Christ, thank you so much for this information.
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Jul 9, 2018 07:33
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Picnic Princess posted:What do hypermasculine straight men usually build out of q-tips? they ran out of kleenex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAn-JRSlFQ sorry this is some hateful poo poo
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Jul 9, 2018 07:42
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:That dinosaur is basically the stoned 20-year-old 'manager' at a laser tag place of barbarian nympho hell I think this might be my heaven.
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Jul 9, 2018 09:22
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I think the straight men might be shoving them in there to hold dart peeing contests for length, accuracy and penetration depth into styrofoam, browise, heterogeneously and manlyly. At least I imagine that's the way they might be doing it.
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Jul 9, 2018 11:14
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Dewgy posted:It’s extremely loving terrible, don’t bother. So bad that it causes a time warp and 80 minutes feels like 3+ hours. 90% of titles with Troma's name on them have merely been distributed by them, for the record. Like there's probably 30 or less titles they actually "made" in the last 40 years. I've volunteered for them at local events 3 times, including once being in the Toxie mask at their booth at a convention. Lloyd comes off as a fun guy irl but lies like, constantly. The time I volunteered and he wasn't there was the time Troma was at the Warped Tour. Highlights included holding a lesbian makeout contest in the wrestling ring, our bus catching fire, a Tromette flashing people who bought our movies, the scrawny 17 year old white kid convincing drunks he starred in Def By Temptation (an all black film made about 10 years prior), and almost having all of us arrested for illegal fireworks. Fun times.
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Jul 9, 2018 11:31
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bike tory posted:I will never not find marketing to fragile masculinity funny It's the "feminine" versions that are doing it wrong. Who doesn't want to buy the strongest and most heroic products available?
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Jul 9, 2018 11:35
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if i was buyin a bath bomb you better believe id get the grenade shaped one thats rad
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Jul 9, 2018 11:53
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