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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Bees on Wheat posted:

That tree must have really lovely self-esteem

One of these days it'll just be a corn cob :smith:

edit: lovely way to start off a page so have this for the "It's always the meme thread" crowd

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Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

amazing

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Moon Slayer posted:

I own myself daily but nobody considers me a local landmark.

are you a tree?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Blind Sally posted:

are you a tree?

They left without answering the question so yes

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Whats the rule again, its not gay if the balls don't touch (your chin)?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Moon Slayer posted:

I own myself daily but nobody considers me a local landmark.

No no, I said “owning myself” not “onan myself”

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hey goons does anyone have that gif of the doorway handstand prank where the dude just peeks out and closes the door in disgust?






Is there still a request images thread?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I unno I just reenact it every time I need it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



punchymcpunch posted:

if i was buyin a bath bomb you better believe id get the grenade shaped one

thats rad

Yeah I'd buy that one

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DandyLion posted:

Whats the rule again, its not gay if the balls don't touch (your chin)?

"Men who have sex with men" have been around for as long as there have been dicks to suck.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/akidearest/status/1016067822105944064?s=21

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Bloop posted:

Hey goons does anyone have that gif of the doorway handstand prank where the dude just peeks out and closes the door in disgust?






Is there still a request images thread?

I don't know if this was what you meant but the description reminded me of the reaction gif made from Misfits

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Samuringa posted:

I don't know if this was what you meant but the description reminded me of the reaction gif made from Misfits



No i have that one. It's just some dude takes off his pants and does a handstand against a closed door and someone else knocks on the door and then the door opens just enough that the person inside sees an upside-down danglewang and just closes the door at the same speed.

It's even funnier than it sounds!

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Image request thread is here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1903899

E. Jesus gently caress 12-year old thread. Lol @ OP "use tineye"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/WGNOtv/status/1016103426990792710?s=19

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

No i have that one. It's just some dude takes off his pants and does a handstand against a closed door and someone else knocks on the door and then the door opens just enough that the person inside sees an upside-down danglewang and just closes the door at the same speed.

It's even funnier than it sounds!

Right, so my new mission is to find another context to just casually drop that word into.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


"He was dead to us anyway"

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Picnic Princess posted:

"He was dead to us anyway"

"And he was actually a big Lakers fan."

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Your Computer posted:

how can they be "wet" wipes when shark skin is so smooth it's hydrophobic

Like a greased up water wiggler, so smooth it can't be held

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

My Lovely Horse posted:

why would you have this

I have one and have never lived in a house without one. Despite the add it's most commonly used by women, but let me tell you, after you've finished flushing your rear end-searing diahhrea, being able to soothe your tortured ring with a pleasingly gentle yet cleansingly plentiful spray of cool water is one of those things that makes you realize what it truly means to be First World.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Just get a bidet, bro. No need to dig at your brown star with your fingers.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have a bidet bro, he always holds my hand when the time comes.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



you will either enjoy this comic or you will really enjoy it



you didn't

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have a bidet bro, he always holds my hand when the time comes.

You should ask him to teach you about punctuation.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
e: wrong thread

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jeza posted:

Now I need to go and find a funny picture.
turn off your monitor

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Thread needs more pictures.





Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


new doomfist skin lookin... underwhelming

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Bath Tubs posted:

In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam.

"The nail in the coffin!"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bath Tubs posted:

In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam.

It's not even the coolest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ3Laay9oxA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuhVcP0uQyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBmyAeDRA8

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ranpi3918/status/1015815940422840320



Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Bath Tubs posted:

In theory I like the idea of having these types of funerals for people but gently caress man I would be so creeped out hanging out in a room with a corpse playing NBA Jam.

Under NBA Jam rules, it would become a cremation, I think?

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twernt
Mar 11, 2003

Whoa whoa wait, time out.

Marcade posted:

Under NBA Jam rules, it would become a cremation, I think?

Tomb Shaka Laka

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