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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Phi230 posted:

I also read roadside picnic

I'm reading Blood Meridian now

blood meridian owns

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Shear Modulus posted:

blood meridian owns

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I can't believe you've all forgotten about C-SPAMs favorite book.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Can we just get this war started already

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


george saunders is great and feels very c spam

how has nobody mentioned america’s greatest author (faulkner)? he can also be c spammy

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Shear Modulus posted:

blood meridian owns

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

george saunders is great and feels very c spam

how has nobody mentioned america’s greatest author (faulkner)? he can also be c spammy

He was the first American author I mentioned!!!

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
i really like saunders book of short stories civilwarland in bad decline. but if i had to recommend one saunders book to cspammers it'd be lincoln on the bardo, because it's about the death of abe lincoln's kid and interweaves the story with non-fiction excerpts from the time period

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

loquacius posted:

I'm hoping the franchise is allowed to die a dignified death so we can move on to other IPs sometime this century

Lol that will never happen. Lich Hillary will become president before star wars is allowed to die.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
everyone who said their favorite book is not the Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong please make an orderly line in front of that van over there

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Who is the audience for this?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Who is the audience for this?

thats also the rsvp list

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Who is the audience for this?

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Lincoln on the Bardot wasn't much of anything to me. Now Sopranos fan fiction on the other greasy hand

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

anime was right posted:

thats also the rsvp list

Nice.

Gothamist has a take about it that is decent enough.

http://gothamist.com/2018/07/05/ozy_fest_what_even_is_it.php

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

“In years past, people who purchased a ticket to see Jason Derulo have been totally wowed by Jeb Bush.” I guarantee that no one has ever uttered the words "I was totally wowed by Jeb Bush"—but please, for the love of god, if you have been wowed by Jeb Bush, if have even been huh'd by Jeb Bush, let us know in the comments.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

No Jeb! this year? :sad:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I know reddit is cheating but good Christ all the top comments are pure suck: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/8xdj25/mcconnell_chased_from_ky_restaurant_by_protesters/?st=JJETRVV2&sh=8acf5fb8

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

“In years past, people who purchased a ticket to see Jason Derulo have been totally wowed by Jeb Bush.” I guarantee that no one has ever uttered the words "I was totally wowed by Jeb Bush"—but please, for the love of god, if you have been wowed by Jeb Bush, if have even been huh'd by Jeb Bush, let us know in the comments.

You better believe I let them know!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

loquacius posted:

I haven't read Catch-22 since I was literally 18, which is the culturally-mandated age pretentious people are required to read Catch-22. I should pick that back up again.

there is no chapter in any book more funny than catch-22's general schiesskopf

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
also BLACK EYE !!?!?

FEATHER IN MY CAP?!?!

is exactly how the DNC and its appointed clergy think about politics

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
you really underline the poo poo out of things like means-tested tax incentives for childcare expenses

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
who is more of a mess/waste?

[ ] dems
[ ] jeb!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Gringostar posted:

who is more of a mess/waste?

[ ] dems
[ ] jeb!

Clapping won't fix the dems

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Gringostar posted:

who is more of a mess/waste?

[ ] dems
[ ] jeb!

Succ is a unity but also is two coeternal consubstantial persons or hypostases— the Son (Jeb!), and the Dems.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

someone posted this short story of his in another thread and it's so good and prescient

https://sensitiveskinmagazine.com/big-space-gently caress-kurt-vonnegut/

This is the most 21st Century story I've ever read.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

My favorite book as a presidential candidate is Tales From The Dying Earth. Especially the Cugel's stories.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gringostar posted:

who is more of a mess/waste?

[ ] dems
[ ] jeb!

jeb! is such a low energy waste that hes basically an honorary dem

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol wait they have mark "hiking the appalachian trail" sanford on there what the christ

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
I've been playing a lot of Skyrim and was thinking about a mod that changes the unrelenting force shout into 'FUS RO GO to the polls!'

Everyones Favorite Poster
Dec 6, 2017

:toot:
cspam is pretty much borges' library of babel so i therefore nominate it as the official short story

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
Discworld is good books

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


https://mobile.twitter.com/scottgreenfield/status/1016448408121421825?s=21

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I enjoy popular fantasy fiction and films and finding tenuous links to current events in them.

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


Supreme Court Justice Jeanine

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

Supreme Court Justice Jeanine

Shed be no worse and wouldn't be there for fourty years. So I'm down.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Thoguh posted:

Shed be no worse and wouldn't be there for fourty years. So I'm down.

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


THat sure is one way to look at it

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Gringostar posted:

who is more of a mess/waste?

[X] dems
[ ] jeb!

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