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Surprised the baby is not named Loss.
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Paladinus posted:Surprised the baby is not named Loss. Triplets: Loss, Dot, Jaypeg
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Jul 10, 2018 18:35
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I'm confused. Did the baby come out of her new baby hatch, or...
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Jul 10, 2018 18:38
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Paladinus posted:Surprised the baby is not named Loss. I think I whipped this up as a mix of cursed image/meme image at some point but never put much thought into it 
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Jul 10, 2018 18:49
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Maybe their last name is Hatch? That's my hope. I know of at least one rear end in a top hat Utahn with the last name Hatch and a hosed up first name. Maybe they'll just name him John.
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Jul 10, 2018 18:56
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Triplets: Loss, Dot, Jaypeg Twins, you mean 
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Jul 10, 2018 19:02
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The Bloop posted:Twins, you mean
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Jul 10, 2018 19:08
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Iron Crowned posted:Mormons yo
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Jul 10, 2018 19:23
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Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: https://twitter.com/AdamZHerman/status/596404714868211713
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Jul 10, 2018 19:24
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That's a shockingly low number of Chases
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Jul 10, 2018 19:34
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: I didn't realize this was a 2015 list, so went looking to confirm, and while it's not as bad as this, there were 3 Tlyers, 3 Tysons, and 4 Tys. So it's still pretty bad. http://whl.ca/draft e: 3 of the 4 Tys were drafted within 5 picks of one another. 60, 63, 64. e2: Haha, gently caress you can actually see the 2015 results in that table too, and there are a whopping 7 Tylers and 3 Tys, with 5 of the Tylers being drafted by the end of the 3rd round. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Jul 10, 2018 |
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Jul 10, 2018 19:35
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Jeza posted:Titan and Tatum sound like some corny boss duo from a weird JPRG, or possibly Dark Souls
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Jul 10, 2018 19:35
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids:
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Jul 10, 2018 19:38
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Lord Hydronium posted:There's not just one Rylan, but two? They're both from Manitoba, too.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:41
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Jeza posted:Titan and Tatum sound like some corny boss duo from a weird JPRG, or possibly Dark Souls Sounds like the Mormon version of Goofus and Gallant.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:42
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Lord Hydronium posted:There's not just one Rylan, but two? I'm assuming it rhymes with Dylan.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:42
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captainOrbital posted:Maybe their last name is Hatch? That's my hope. I know of at least one rear end in a top hat Utahn with the last name Hatch and a hosed up first name. It is their last name.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:50
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Oh "Hatch" is the name; I thought she was saying the baby came out of an egg. It’s clearly named Baby Hatch.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:58
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Bobby Digital posted:It is their last name. Oh, I thought they named the baby Hatch after the Senator.
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Jul 10, 2018 20:10
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Hi yes I’m a 37 year old with a flat brim hat no I’m not having a midlife crisis why do you ask Dude stopped growing mentally 20 years ago He'll never even have a quarterlife crisis
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Jul 10, 2018 20:42
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meet girls at the store posted:The crazy Mormon mommy blogger with the questionable taste in baby names (even by Mormon standards) had a fourth baby: Which one is Bobsun Dugnutt?
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Jul 10, 2018 20:52
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 Alright, maybe it's not "Ha ha" funny.
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Jul 10, 2018 20:56
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meet girls at the store posted:The crazy Mormon mommy blogger with the questionable taste in baby names (even by Mormon standards) had a fourth baby: If they don't do something special for the baby's 4th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 23rd, and 42nd birthdays, I'll be disappointed.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:08
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Triplets: Loss, Dot, Jaypeg I'd put $20 down that there is at least one kid living in the United States right now with the legal name Jaypeg.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:11
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: I bet Constandino is cool Actually I checked it looks like he's a tweener who'll never get out of the W sadly But I bet he's still cool!
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Jul 10, 2018 21:17
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Is there a recipe for creating these names? Some Markov chain? Cause it can't be as easy as "misspell something undesirable" can it? Shandee? Hooch? Saytan? Damnit there's an art to this that I'm just not getting.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:21
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: 
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Jul 10, 2018 21:40
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Karate Bastard posted:Is there a recipe for creating these names? Some Markov chain? Cause it can't be as easy as "misspell something undesirable" can it? It's as simple as taking a common name you like and shuffling the consonants/vowels around until you feel its sufficiently unique.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:50
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: Gonna be so weird in 40 years when kids with these loving names take their place on the world stage. "President McKinzleigh X met with Canadian PM Paycetonne Y to discuss NAFTA 2 today." I will never vote for any Aiden variant.
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Jul 10, 2018 22:15
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1) Find a name you've obsessed with since you were 12. 2) Replace all the vowels with 'Y' 3) Adjust the consonants to better match a name full of unnecessary semi-vowels (optional, to taste). 4) Replace some of the 'Y's with actual vowels again (optional, to taste) Congratulations, you now have a child who's going to sigh in depression every time they introduce themselves and have to spell their name every time. "No, it's just pronounced Candice. It's spelled Candyass."
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Jul 10, 2018 22:24
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CriminyCraffft posted:Tomb Shaka Laka HE'S ON PYRE
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Jul 10, 2018 22:39
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PoptartsNinja posted:1) Find a name you've obsessed with since you were 12. Bobseighn Doughgnytt
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Jul 10, 2018 22:40
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JoelJoel posted:Hard to get whiter than a bunch of Western Canadian hockey kids: D'you suppose Colum is pronounced "Column" or "Colm"?
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Jul 10, 2018 23:04
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Milo and POTUS posted:Did you ever read his book? It's to this day the funniest thing I've ever read I read an article suggesting that this idea came from a good place but honestly it comes across like another sign that we're all hosed. trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Jul 10, 2018 |
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Jul 10, 2018 23:09
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Now do one for Medical debt.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:11
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Croccers posted:Now do one for Medical debt. Soon as you give an inch they want a mile
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Jul 10, 2018 23:14
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Lets just go straight to blood sports too while we're at it Full Colosseum NOW!
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Jul 10, 2018 23:28
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A Moose posted:Lets just go straight to blood sports too while we're at it Hell yeah!
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A Moose posted:Lets just go straight to blood sports too while we're at it
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