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egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

boop the snoot posted:

If you say “bouncy castle” in your pitch to save a bunch of people’s lives, you’re probably autistic.

Is the Everest thread still around? That one had a bunch of goons unironically suggesting piped oxygen, permanent escalators and various schemes to make mountain climbing "easier". Elon Musk reminds me of them, except that he has a payroll full of engineers who are probably relieved to be pulled off the "robotic assembly line deathtrap in a tent" project.

I'm a tiny bit envious that he gets to play pretend Mythbuster on Twitter all day, but don't pretend he's helping anyone doing it lol

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Lol

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1016738655422025728?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
So they're just grabbing not white people and assuming they're immigrants? This is going to end well

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hot Karl Marx posted:

So they're just grabbing not white people and assuming they're immigrants? This is going to end well

Look, they gotta get to the FEMA camp somehow.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Hot Karl Marx posted:

So they're just grabbing not white people and assuming they're immigrants? This is going to end well

If you're within 100mi of the coast/borders it's basically up to you to prove your citizenship, not the other way around

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOAppbN0jdA

Seekhay
Sep 11, 2001


College Slice

Proud Christian Mom posted:

If you're within 100mi of the coast/borders it's basically up to you to prove your citizenship, not the other way around

Which incidentally applies to the majority of the population!

Ihre papieren, bitte!

Seekhay fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jul 10, 2018

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Proud Christian Mom posted:

If you're within 100mi of the coast/borders it's basically up to you to prove your citizenship, not the other way around

That’s amazingly hosed because it also includes the Great Lakes. Almost every large city in the US is covered by this.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

DoktorLoken posted:

That’s amazingly hosed because it also includes the Great Lakes. Almost every large city in the US is covered by this.

Feature, not bug.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
ICE targets non-white people when they’re at their most vulnerable. Driving, at school, hospitals. ICE will be less likely to bother you if you never leave your local gang territory, stay armed, and pay your protection dues you the local boss. I can see no way in this will have generational consequences.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

M_Gargantua posted:

ICE targets non-white people when they’re at their most vulnerable. Driving, at school, hospitals. ICE will be less likely to bother you if you never leave your local gang territory, stay armed, and pay your protection dues you the local boss. I can see no way in this will have generational consequences.

Im glad all the Republicans, past and present of course, have finally had their dreams come true :allears:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


And here’s your chaser:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1016754517415624704


:psyduck:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I look forward to my six AM blast of donnie nonsense in my twitter notifications.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

And here’s your chaser:

:psyduck:

It triggered the hell out of the HuffPo pollster because it distorted the poll and the poll was also methodologically bad https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1016757416065716227?s=19

And it looks like China is sick of America loving the beehive and they want a go https://twitter.com/AxiosWorld/status/1016751869631320064?s=19

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

And it looks like China is sick of America loving the beehive and they want a go https://twitter.com/AxiosWorld/status/1016751869631320064?s=19

:yeshaha:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Trump also said in a tweet today that his approval is at 90% lmao

Edit: more musk bashing

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jul 10, 2018

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Proud Christian Mom posted:

If you're within 100mi of the coast/borders it's basically up to you to prove your citizenship, not the other way around

I am actually surprised there has not been tons of ICE 'checkpoints' all over California because of this idiotic rule.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Wouldn't CA agriculture and labour sector just collapse if they did that?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
No it would just grind traffic to dust.

If they did that poo poo here I'm not sure how I would respond. End up saying 'Da comrade!' most likely.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Casimir Radon posted:

Those shitbags started a massive prairie fire to cover up their poaching operation. The things you can get away with when you're white, straight, and relatively Christian.

This was really driven home when a couple of cops stopped a would be member of Yokel Haram at a gas station. Dude was absolutely shitfaced and driving up to Oregon to join up, and the cops just yuck it up with him, all the while dipshit is telling the cops he'll kill them all and their families and waves a little BB pistol at them and they're just ha ha ok buddy mind your head getting into our car please :)

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

facialimpediment posted:


And it looks like China is sick of America loving the beehive and they want a go https://twitter.com/AxiosWorld/status/1016751869631320064?s=19

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I mean, the US doesn't do the best cultural or PR evaluation in the world when entering foreign cultures and countries, but China does like, negative evaluations.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.theonion.com/thai-soccer-player-still-waiting-for-parents-to-pick-hi-1827484831

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Trump also said in a tweet today that his approval is at 90% lmao

Among Republicans, which it is. The grand old party is fully on board the Trump train.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

M_Gargantua posted:

ICE targets non-white people when they’re at their most vulnerable. Driving, at school, hospitals. ICE will be less likely to bother you if you never leave your local gang territory, stay armed, and pay your protection dues you the local boss. I can see no way in this will have generational consequences.

"See? They're all joining gangs now! That's why we can't let them in."

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Among Republicans, which it is. The grand old party is fully on board the Trump train.

You guys are totally gonna have another civil war and Canada is gonna be involved somehow (in the aftermath)

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

You guys are totally gonna have another civil war and Canada is gonna be involved somehow (in the aftermath)

Canada was involved in the aftermath of our last civil war, too.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Hail Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5Jh0KlDdg

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

It triggered the hell out of the HuffPo pollster because it distorted the poll and the poll was also methodologically bad https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1016757416065716227?s=19

And it looks like China is sick of America loving the beehive and they want a go https://twitter.com/AxiosWorld/status/1016751869631320064?s=19

Watch China broker peace by 2020 and trump take credit and use it as a platform for reelection

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Today was an important day. Paul Manafort is officially on the board!

https://twitter.com/MarshallCohen/status/1016719779514736642?s=19

Let's check the score!

https://twitter.com/MarshallCohen/status/1016779637194665985?s=19

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

I'd recommend you watch all of those, be advised there are quite a few.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hexyflexy posted:

I'd recommend you watch all of those, be advised there are quite a few.

And I hope you come to realize the deadly fetishism behind nuclear weapons.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

EBB posted:

And I hope you come to realize the deadly fetishism behind nuclear weapons.

Oh I do, I'd rather like to dismantle the lot. I'll be well dead before that happens.

They are hellishly pretty though.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

EBB posted:

And I hope you come to realize the deadly fetishism behind nuclear weapons.

Utilization is awful and bad. I read Hiroshima in High School and it had a major impact.
The science and sheer force of a temporary man-made sun is mind boggling though.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Immanentized posted:

Utilization is awful and bad. I read Hiroshima in High School and it had a major impact.
The science and sheer force of a temporary man-made sun is mind boggling though.

Friend, have you heard the good word on nuclear fusion lately?

At multiple times the temperature of the sun held for a record of 20-odd seconds recently.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

ded posted:

I am actually surprised there has not been tons of ICE 'checkpoints' all over California because of this idiotic rule.

California, even the inland empire rural parts, basically agrees on "gently caress ICE". At least in LA County, ICE cannot use the jails, detention facilities, police databases, or really any local resources.

Federal agents have a hard time operating with a hostile local apparatus, it goes for FBI getting pushback from the Yehaw'dist in Montana, it goes for ICE kidnapping children in east LA.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

not caring here posted:

Friend, have you heard the good word on nuclear fusion lately?

At multiple times the temperature of the sun held for a record of 20-odd seconds recently.

Which part?
The sun's temperature ranges from 6000K on the surface to 27000000K in the core.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Not for nothing, but can I just say that I am super loving glad that 2018 got 2018'd and didn't get those kids.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

bulletsponge13 posted:

Not for nothing, but can I just say that I am super loving glad that 2018 got 2018'd and didn't get those kids.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Stultus Maximus posted:

Which part?
The sun's temperature ranges from 6000K on the surface to 27000000K in the core.

Well, at least double-ish. 40 million K.


bulletsponge13 posted:

Not for nothing, but can I just say that I am super loving glad that 2018 got 2018'd and didn't get those kids.

Truth. I was gonna call the whole thing about even if the kids died but no one else died trying to rescue them, and a single kid out I'd call a success. So it was pretty good to be so wildly wrong.

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The entire reason they didn't get turbodrowned was because the weather was hosed enough that the forecasts were wrong.

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