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xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
As fragile as masculinity is I find it unlikely that he's so ashamed of showing his height on TV that he would stand on a bucket in front of a stadium instead

e: quoting that post wouldn't make this bad snipe any better

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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ekuNNN posted:

White Nationalist Kyle "Based Stickman" Chapman Arrested for Felony Assault with a Deadly Weapon


Sounds like kyle might finally go to prison for a long while this time (i'm pretty sure he was on parole for earlier assaults), for picking a bar fight and fracturing someones skull with a bar stool.

How many felony assault charges do Nazis need in America to actually go to prison lmao

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

How many felony assault charges do Nazis need in America to actually go to prison lmao

But you see it’s the LEFT that’s violent

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Verisimilidude posted:

But you see it’s the LEFT that’s violent

I mean on the one hand the people marching under a banner of genocide had one of their number run a bunch of people over and have inspired like what a dozen acts of mass-casualty stochastic terrorism?

But on the other hand I heard antifa broke a window once, so who is to day?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

How many felony assault charges do Nazis need in America to actually go to prison lmao

the assaults that matter are assaults on property

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Owlbear Camus posted:

I mean on the one hand the people marching under a banner of genocide had one of their number run a bunch of people over and have inspired like what a dozen acts of mass-casualty stochastic terrorism?

But on the other hand I heard antifa broke a window once, so who is to day?

The left is way more violent when you move the goal posts to count Islamic terrorism and black on black crime as left wing

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


What the heck is the deal with your Av?

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Someone got really salty about something they posted I bet.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

How many felony assault charges do Nazis need in America to actually go to prison lmao

Let's see... white skin? I'mma say a good 25-30?


World War Mammories posted:

the assaults that matter are assaults on property

that works too

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

White Nationalist Kyle "Based Stickman" Chapman Arrested for Felony Assault with a Deadly Weapon


Sounds like kyle might finally go to prison for a long while this time (i'm pretty sure he was on parole for earlier assaults), for picking a bar fight and fracturing someones skull with a bar stool.

Just a reminder that this chud served 10 years in prison in the late 90s for violent robberies.

You'd think after spending a third of your life in prison you'd walk on eggshells but this retard goes full chud.

I really, really hope the judge fucks him for life.

e: I just remembered a live video he did on Facebook a few months ago where he was literally challenging people to come down to a bar to fight him. He gave the time and address and everything. This retard is on parole for 2 other felonies, btw. He then posted "heh, thought so" when no one showed up to fight him.

Also it appears that someone is updating his Facebook with typical right-wing BS while he's in custody.

jenny jones fan has issued a correction as of 08:11 on Jul 10, 2018

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Yeah if he already has 10 years served for a violent offense he's going away for the max of whatever statutes he's convicted of. :byewhore:

e: also felony crimes have an automatic "3 strikes you're out" Habitual Offender clause, he's incredibly hosed and very stupid to have put himself in that position

https://www.justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-1032-sentencing-enhancement-three-strikes-law

srsly anybody ever coming near a Federal durr felony conviction is aware of this, something is very wrong with his brain

e: mansplained version:

https://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-procedure/three-strikes-sentencing-laws.html

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 09:22 on Jul 10, 2018

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

Yeah if he already has 10 years served for a violent offense he's going away for the max of whatever statutes he's convicted of. :byewhore:

e: also felony crimes have an automatic "3 strikes you're out" Habitual Offender clause, he's incredibly hosed and very stupid to have put himself in that position

https://www.justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-1032-sentencing-enhancement-three-strikes-law

srsly anybody ever coming near a Federal durr felony conviction is aware of this, something is very wrong with his brain

e: mansplained version:

https://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-procedure/three-strikes-sentencing-laws.html

You gotta read The Smoking Gun's article on Based Stickman: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/meet-the-based-stickman-173908

It looks like he was already convicted of three felonies, in a three-strikes state, and this article is from before his two recent felony crimes :stare:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
He's probably used up all his luck lol

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The cops just don't want prosecute him because he's doing what they want to be doing.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
It really does seem like that stick guy is working with or for the feds given the fact that he's, you know, not in jail forever.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


JcDent posted:

The cops just don't want prosecute him because he's doing what they want to be doing.

Cops: Woo he really skated by on the skin of his teeth, well as long as he doesn't commit anymore crimes. Now to take a big sip of coffee.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Hellsau posted:

It really does seem like that stick guy is working with or for the feds given the fact that he's, you know, not in jail forever.

A fellow countryman of mine took a wrong turn, ended up in a one-way street and got 7 years for accidentally driving over someone's feet after being punched in the nose.
In Arizona.
He's white and kind of a dumbass but still

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

Yeah if he already has 10 years served for a violent offense he's going away for the max of whatever statutes he's convicted of. :byewhore:

The American penal system is absolutely not geared towards reducing recidivism.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Just :lol: at this whole thing. Click and read his thread.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1016730422955462656

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Niwrad posted:

Just :lol: at this whole thing. Click and read his thread.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1016730422955462656

Very disappointed this didn’t involve the Shockmaster bursting in.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Niwrad posted:

Just :lol: at this whole thing. Click and read his thread.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1016730422955462656

Wow the Seth Rich conspiracy is still going, I would have figured they all would have just shifted focus on Qanon stuff at this point

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



owning the libs by presenting my damning conspiracy evidence with WWE levels of theatricality.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X5si3DA63w

quote:

Weird looking guy: “Are we even pro free speech?”

Spencer: “No, of course not. We have to use this platform.”

Spencer and a cohort openly admitting the free speech line is a con designed to trick liberals into giving them a platform.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't that pretty obvious based on all the times alt-right people have sued people for "slander" or whatever

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Bath Tubs posted:

Wow the Seth Rich conspiracy is still going, I would have figured they all would have just shifted focus on Qanon stuff at this point

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1016744604568342529

:tinfoil:

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Niwrad posted:

Just :lol: at this whole thing. Click and read his thread.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1016730422955462656
Oh, snap. The Masked Magician is going to appear and explain the whole thing in detail.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

conspiracy theory slapfights are what I keep coming back for

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Pictured: A normal sized baby bottle

https://twitter.com/drnifkin/status/1017013504560254976

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1016871308267646977

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/1017042718650961920

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Our European allies aren't just unwanted children we can abandon without support, Joe.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

holy loving lmao

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

Sacha Baron Cohen trolled Sarah Palin and the MAGA crowd is flipping out.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna890481

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1017058708096995328?s=21

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



TBH Palin should be thrilled to be relevant again. It seemed weird in the Rogue's Gallery pantheon of Captain Planet villains the Trump era Hellworld she wasn't experiencing more of a resurgence of coverage.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Lolling at repubs working themselves into a tizzy over a show no one has even seen yet.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



*Kicking in the door to the bachelorette party, leveling an accusing finger at the sculpted, waxed man tossing his plastic helmet to a red-faced bride and grinding his camouflage speedo in her face*
STOLEN VALORRRRRR!!!!!

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
You guys laugh but my granddad had his valor stolen in the 60s and hadn't been able to get 10% off oil changes since :(

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Pondex posted:

Lolling at repubs working themselves into a tizzy over a show no one has even seen yet.

Good advertising.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

tao of lmao posted:

Good advertising.

Exactly. The guy must be lolling 24/7 right now

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Stolen Valor, Hidden Camera

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