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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


You know what I fuckin hate about reddit? The weird inability to just let a thing suck. Take r/shittyfoodporn or r/shittyrecipegifs. Say someone posts some godawful dudebro concoction where it’s poutine but with the french fries replaced with loaded bacon potato skins and the cheese curds replaced with entire baby loaves of pepper jack and the gravy is just hot lard, most of the comments will always be variations on “stop I can only get so erect” or “I’ll be in my bunk” or “I’d try it for science.”

The “hahahaha I’m so depressed” thing has combined itself with “what’s wrong with cargo shorts,” and the result is thousands of people who join a laugh at a thing board to demand explanations of why the thing in question should be laughed at.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Reddit's latest obsession is Mr Rogers so I'm interested to see how this is going to break down.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

what if we made a site that was just the Youtube comments section, without all the videos

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

what if we made a site that was just the Youtube comments section, without all the videos

accurate

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
What if digg, but digger

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Sentient Data posted:

What if digg, but digger

you can't say that word

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Sorry I get my philosophy from the dazzling marvel universe movies

I worked with a woman who unironically discussed how P R O B L E M A T I C it was that none of the characters in the new revengers movie didn't tell the purple bad guy that his evil plan was evil. As though (I assume?) the entire movie wasn't already about the heroes literally fighting him because he wanted to do something terrible. No no, she needed her on-screen linguistic masturbatory DISCOURSE (:discourse:).
She was an insufferable know-it-all who opined her social commentary loudly and abrasively every single chance she got. Nobody could stand her and she thought that was a good thing because women are historically oppressed. Be that as it may in many cases, why would being a pain in everyone else's rear end right those wrongs?

sigh. I don't miss that workplace.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Excuse me I take video games VERY seriously and as a Gamer,

Your style of posting where you just cut yourself off immediately following a very tangible emotional escalation just kills me every time.

:zoid:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Collapsing Farts posted:

It's truly shocking how an incredibly wealthy man who grew up wealthy and could do anything he wanted to, was able to hire engineers to work for him

A once in a lifetime kind of genius

Hiring engineers isn't the worst thing a guy with a bunch of inherited wealth can do with is life though. I mean, there were a lot of worse options.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS7cTJjVZjs

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


reddits not all bad



except there's musk worshippers getting all upset in the comments. in the elon musk hate SUBREDDIT. and in the "lets make fun of SJWS!!!!!" subreddits, there's posts of "look at these people who don't like ELON MUSK". god.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

nullEntityRNG posted:

I was up to recently siding with reddit on this that musk was an overall decent human being just trying to do good and channeling that feeling of "I'm gonna use my poo poo to make things better"

Now it feels like he's that coworker at the office who always takes the injoke just one step too far and everyone is feeling rather awkward for him. Sure you've tried in the past to explain how he's taking stuff too far but he just counters with "But you guys are laughing still" and you realize it's far too hard to teach the subtle social queues he's obviously lacking.

Reddit seems to reward people who same think as others. Like posting a picture of Kirby Super Star on SNES with the caption, "Only 90 kids can appreciate this". Of course they can XxCaptainEnnxX. It's so generically safe statement that no one finds offensive. It's like distilled focus testing.

imo its cause of stupid loving upvotes, if you put a number next to peoples posts that can go up then every single loving post becomes vapid whoring for upvotes

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

madmatt112 posted:

Your style of posting where you just cut yourself off immediately following a very tangible emotional escalation just kills me every time.

:zoid:

+10k

Gold x6

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't hate reddit. Just the parts I hate I really really hate.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.reddit.com/r/netflix/comments/8y5xmh/tragic_korean_movies_always_make_my_eyes_sweat/

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



reddit lingo is always dumb and weird. Like how an influx of people from one sub posting/voting in another sub is called "brigading" why is it called that. Please be normal

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

The Big Word posted:

reddit lingo is always dumb and weird. Like how an influx of people from one sub posting/voting in another sub is called "brigading" why is it called that. Please be normal

Way back in the day when those anti fat women subs were about and MRA was gaining traction I was a mod in the sewing and quilting subreddits, which were small and tight knit little subs with women showing themselves wearing tea dresses and discussing fabric and thread.

I don’t know if they recovered but the massive influx of dick heads that hit them after one wedding dress post got to the bottom of the front page just killed them stone dead. They found the women and thousands of arseholes just went on full on attack mode, they downvotes everything and every post had a solid wall of insults or creepy stalker poo poo.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Reddit's latest obsession is Mr Rogers so I'm interested to see how this is going to break down.

strange how it coincides with a mr rogers movie coming out

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



learnincurve posted:

Way back in the day when those anti fat women subs were about and MRA was gaining traction I was a mod in the sewing and quilting subreddits, which were small and tight knit little subs with women showing themselves wearing tea dresses and discussing fabric and thread.

I don’t know if they recovered but the massive influx of dick heads that hit them after one wedding dress post got to the bottom of the front page just killed them stone dead. They found the women and thousands of arseholes just went on full on attack mode, they downvotes everything and every post had a solid wall of insults or creepy stalker poo poo.
That's loving depressing and bizarre and I'm sorry :(

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
not reddit but just as bad

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Heh! Thats some fracking epic win :D

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

learnincurve posted:

Way back in the day when those anti fat women subs were about and MRA was gaining traction I was a mod in the sewing and quilting subreddits, which were small and tight knit little subs with women showing themselves wearing tea dresses and discussing fabric and thread.

I don’t know if they recovered but the massive influx of dick heads that hit them after one wedding dress post got to the bottom of the front page just killed them stone dead. They found the women and thousands of arseholes just went on full on attack mode, they downvotes everything and every post had a solid wall of insults or creepy stalker poo poo.

Normal, healthy behavior. Yep.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ein cooler Typ posted:

not reddit but just as bad



:thermidor: is the only viable medical option for these people

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

-1 intelligence for relating real life to videogames

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Ein cooler Typ posted:

not reddit but just as bad



r/outside is 400,000 people doing this exact thing. Over and over again.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

That loving tick pic. People frequently don't understand me when I say how much I can't stand other nerds. There's no originality with these people it's all vomit and racism.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

nerds get all smug about how 90s moms were wrong about video games turning kids into school shooters when the only wrong part was being overly optimistic about what they'd turn into

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

LethalGeek posted:

That loving tick pic. People frequently don't understand me when I say how much I can't stand other nerds. There's no originality with these people it's all vomit and racism.

It used to be that nerds were into poo poo that was obscure enough that making a long, extended and esoteric joke was part of the joke itself since it was something only your own nerd group was likely to understand. Now they're left with their nerd signalling in a culture where their poo poo is largely mainstream so you get abortive attempts at humor like that thing.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

nerds get all smug about how 90s moms were wrong about video games turning kids into school shooters when the only wrong part was being overly optimistic about what they'd turn into

A lot of the bitching about parents not buying them consoles and all the games in the 1990s is people with no empathy who have never left home, not understanding that there was a global recession for a lot the 1990s, so video games and consoles were a hideously expensive luxury for a lot of parents trying to keep their houses.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

90s consoles sucked anyway, ps2 and gamecube both came out in the early 2000s and yea your parents sucked if they didn't get you one of those

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

learnincurve posted:

A lot of the bitching about parents not buying them consoles and all the games in the 1990s is people with no empathy who have never left home, not understanding that there was a global recession for a lot the 1990s, so video games and consoles were a hideously expensive luxury for a lot of parents trying to keep their houses.

Better than trust fund kids with $50k+ game collections begging me to like and subscribe to their YouTube videos because they are Professional Content Creators™. DID YOU KNOW SUPER MARIO BROS 2 WAS ORIGINALLY A GAME CALLED DOKI DOKI PANIC like n sub leave a comment below

Reddit has been like a boil on my rear end for over ten years now. When I was in college, a friend of mine told me about Reddit and I watched it sprout from an interesting slashdot-esque knockoff into the Crazy Clubhouse that it is today. I genuinely enjoyed the website for a year or two until people started talking about narwhals and bacon. It completely exploded around 2009-2010. Now it's just Marvel movie ads and bots trying to agitate social classes/incite instability via t_d/greatawakening with sprinkles of mens rights activists, 25-minute-long recipe gifs, and lovely webcomics on top. There are tons of services out there where you pay some Malaysian click farm $100-200 and your poo poo is just on the front page of the sixth most popular website on the internet. You can leave a top-rated comment with hundreds of replies and then edit the comment to say whatever you want without any repercussions. Your posts aren't even deleted if you delete them, just hidden, so if you actually want to delete a post you need to edit it with garbage data and then delete it. Presumably they still have copies of the original post in case they get subpoenas. It took them like 3 years and a CNN report by Anderson Cooper to finally start getting rid of some of the taboo subreddits but somehow, in 2018, they're totally powerless to contain the content on their own website. Instead of fixing any of the issues, they just keep making their website function worse and worse in an attempt to get people to download applications on their phones.

we did it, reddit

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I heard that Redditors keep coal in their bathtubs.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Bloodplay it again posted:

we did it, reddit

Reddit: hates women, loves marvel and harbouring racists

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I'd wager a good 80% or more of reddit users are actually bots, 19% duplicate accounts, 1% unique

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

technology has not yet advanced enough that bots could accurately simulate being that dumb

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Ein cooler Typ posted:

not reddit but just as bad



Tierzoo guy is peak reddit. An entire youtube-channel dedicated to talking about nature as if it's an MMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a-OAQE_hMQ

I can't wrap my head around who would consider this entertaining.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Fried Watermelon posted:

I'd wager a good 80% or more of reddit users are actually bots, 19% duplicate accounts, 1% unique

It'll be great if it's discovered that Reddit is behind most of the bots

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Reddit: hates women, loves marvel and harbouring racists

edit: thanks for the gold, kind redditor

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Bonzo posted:

Reddit's latest obsession is Mr Rogers so I'm interested to see how this is going to break down.

He had a deeply held belief in God. They'll turn on him eventually.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Pondex posted:

Tierzoo guy is peak reddit. An entire youtube-channel dedicated to talking about nature as if it's an MMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a-OAQE_hMQ

I can't wrap my head around who would consider this entertaining.

This is really loving bad.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I bet he makes a lot of money from it though.

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