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Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Paulywallywalrus posted:

Edit: to bring it back around to the subject. I think the issue of what Romans said or thought about human sacrifice is a bizzare study. They have an incredible ability to be tone deaf to their own propaganda when looking at their own society. So Carthage probably burned babies alive but the Romans emptied several towns and cities of everything and marched out in ankle deep blood and admit to it. This is why I say Carthage probably did sacrifice kids and adults. If the Romans really felt killing children was wrong in whole they would have omitted all their own accounts of this kind of act or would have avoided bringing it up about their enmies.

I'm no expert, but I don't think an ancient Roman would have seen this as a contradiction. In the first case, they're killing their own people, while the Romans are slaughtering enemies in war.

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Paulywallywalrus
Sep 10, 2012

Elyv posted:

I'm no expert, but I don't think an ancient Roman would have seen this as a contradiction. In the first case, they're killing their own people, while the Romans are slaughtering enemies in war.

No they wouldn't but they are pretty aware of their narratives in a general sense. I think Augustus is a good example of this and really shows the Roman ability to self censor. As I recall he was known for controlling the dialogue in literature and picking out exactly these kinds of contradictions for removal from his personal narrative.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lNSXB4i4fE

Just watched this documentary about the market for forgeries of classical art. It's pretty interesting and I'd recommend it.

While on one hand you kind of want to cheer for the enterprising artists scamming billionaires in the private collectors market. On the other there are more sinister undertones -- a chemical analysis of one forged bronze head reveals it was in fact produced from ancient bronze. Probably the manufacturers melted down several thousand Roman and Hellenistic coins for the raw material.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
On that note one of things loving with museums dealing with Inka stuff is that they made mold formed ceramic vessels.

Looters have found the molds are basically producing vessels identical to ones found in excavations. You can TL date em to check the date but thats pretty cost intensive and damaging. So there is currently and unknown amount of modern made Inka empire style pottery floating around.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
this isn't new but i hadn't seen it before:

akhenaten's new religion was interesting, but his city seems a tad...unwholesome.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

HEY GUNS posted:

this isn't new but i hadn't seen it before:

akhenaten's new religion was interesting, but his city seems a tad...unwholesome.

Wow, that's dark.

The comments have some bad takes from random people, but also some interesting clarifications from the author of the article.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

HEY GUNS posted:

this isn't new but i hadn't seen it before:

akhenaten's new religion was interesting, but his city seems a tad...unwholesome.

Its okay because the average lifespan was 25 so ten year Olds are pretty much the same as 30 year olds back then.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


quote:

Akhenaten ruled Egypt for 17 years, he was probably the father of Tutankhamun and was almost certainly a little bit crackers.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





He also married Tutankhamun's half-sister (who also was married to Tutankhamun ).

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Alhazred posted:

He also married Tutankhamun's half-sister (who also was married to Tutankhamun ).

Well, possibly. The record seems murky.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

The Egyptian royals were pretty alright with incest if Cleopatra's family tree is anything to go on.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Those chins don't lie

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Samuel Clemens posted:

The Egyptian royals were pretty alright with incest if Cleopatra's family tree is anything to go on.

The Ptolemaic Dynasty were especially incestuous due to being ethnically Greek and were afraid that marrying into the local nobility would destroy their family.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Samuel Clemens posted:

The Egyptian royals were pretty alright with incest if Cleopatra's family tree is anything to go on.

Oh, definitely. But whether this extended to father-daughter marriages is more controversial (although there's fairly compelling evidence for it), and whether Ankhenaten specifically married his daughters is even more so.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

The Ptolemaic Dynasty were especially incestuous due to being ethnically Greek and were afraid that marrying into the local nobility would destroy their family.

Brother-sister marriages go a lot further back in Egypt, differnce being that concubines would often be the ones actually bearing heirs. It’s all kinda squicky but hey, better than the Habsburg doctrine.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It’s all kinda squicky but hey, better than the Habsburg doctrine.

Not really, Tutankhamun was an inbred mutant.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Alhazred posted:

Not really, Tutankhamun was an inbred mutant.

I;m thinking about thos burgs

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Samuel Clemens posted:

The Egyptian royals were pretty alright with incest if Cleopatra's family tree is anything to go on.

cleopatra lived over 1300 years after akhenaten so I think it probably isn't?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


cleopatra's family tree is at least partially fabrication; some of the ptolemies most likely pretended that children from outside affairs were in fact products of their marriage. the ptolemies near the end of the dynasty were too healthy to have been the product of nearly three centuries of ceaseless inbreeding like the records would indicate - that's roughly the time span for turning into charles II habsburg

on the other hand the old dynasties like akhenaten's seem to have been entirely serious about it

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 12, 2018

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

HEY GUNS posted:

this isn't new but i hadn't seen it before:

akhenaten's new religion was interesting, but his city seems a tad...unwholesome.

Can't believe Sinuhe lied

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Alhazred posted:

Not really, Tutankhamun was an inbred mutant.

Yeah well those New Kingdom degenerates weren’t true egyptians.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Alhazred posted:

Not really, Tutankhamun was an inbred mutant.

Tutankhamun's family tree was more of a tree trunk of brothers and sisters getting it on, not that complicated compared to Charles "all of my grandparents are descended from the same royal couple" II of Spain creating new levels of inbred. I'm honestly surprised these royal lines even later as long as they did.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Jazerus posted:

cleopatra's family tree is at least partially fabrication; some of the ptolemies most likely pretended that children from outside affairs were in fact products of their marriage. the ptolemies near the end of the dynasty were too healthy to have been the product of nearly three centuries of ceaseless inbreeding like the records would indicate - that's roughly the time span for turning into charles II habsburg

on the other hand the old dynasties like akhenaten's seem to have been entirely serious about it

Bad effects from inbreeding are not guaranteed; maybe the Ptolemies just didn't have many unhealthy recessive genes.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Okay what eastern empire prostitute is up there in the thread title this time

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Silver2195 posted:

Bad effects from inbreeding are not guaranteed; maybe the Ptolemies just didn't have many unhealthy recessive genes.
On the other hand my grandma has a rare recessive condition, known to run in her mother's family but otherwise very uncommon. When my dad was doing our geneology he found out her parents were eighth cousins. That was all it took.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jazerus posted:

cleopatra's family tree is at least partially fabrication; some of the ptolemies most likely pretended that children from outside affairs were in fact products of their marriage. the ptolemies near the end of the dynasty were too healthy to have been the product of nearly three centuries of ceaseless inbreeding like the records would indicate

According to this they weren't that healthy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemaic_dynasty#Medical_analysis

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Jack2142 posted:

Its okay because the average lifespan was 25 so ten year Olds are pretty much the same as 30 year olds back then.

This is something that confuses me. I keep seeing references to the fact that the average Egyptian who survived childhood would conk out at about 30. In comparison, early modern people who reached adulthood could expect to see sixty. Is there any reason that Egyptian lifespans were so short? Can't have anything to do with too much beer, violence, and bad medicine, because the early modern period had all those things as well.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

Okay what eastern empire prostitute is up there in the thread title this time

I googled it and got the translation of "Men with shrivelled cocks and gaping assholes".

Same.

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted

Mr Enderby posted:

This is something that confuses me. I keep seeing references to the fact that the average Egyptian who survived childhood would conk out at about 30. In comparison, early modern people who reached adulthood could expect to see sixty. Is there any reason that Egyptian lifespans were so short? Can't have anything to do with too much beer, violence, and bad medicine, because the early modern period had all those things as well.

Judging from A Quick Googling a lot of claims of 30-year lifespans (once you survived childhood) seem to cite a study from 2000 of 400 mostly upper-class remains in Thebes, finding "amazing incidences of bone deformities, which point to a chronic anaemia, blood-forming defects, Vitamin C deficiencies (scurvy) and not enough Vitamin D (rickets)" as well as high rates of infections, spinal conditions and cancer


Assuming 30-year lifespans among the rich is correct (which seems weird as hell to me but what do I know), dudes like Ramses II must have seemed immortal to normal folks

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Freudian posted:

I googled it and got the translation of "Men with shrivelled cocks and gaping assholes".

Same.

Yep. Came across it in my reading today and it seemed like an excellent thread title.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

So which Aristophanes play is it from?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




peer posted:

Judging from A Quick Googling a lot of claims of 30-year lifespans (once you survived childhood) seem to cite a study from 2000 of 400 mostly upper-class remains in Thebes, finding "amazing incidences of bone deformities, which point to a chronic anaemia, blood-forming defects, Vitamin C deficiencies (scurvy) and not enough Vitamin D (rickets)" as well as high rates of infections, spinal conditions and cancer
It also didn't help that they destroyed their teeth because sand became mixed up with their bread.

quote:

Assuming 30-year lifespans among the rich is correct (which seems weird as hell to me but what do I know), dudes like Ramses II must have seemed immortal to normal folks
I wouldn't be surprised that they thought he was immortal. Dude was the important pharaoh in egyptian history and so revered that nine other pharaohs took his name.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Grevling posted:

So which Aristophanes play is it from?

It's from a poem attacking the administration of Ioannes Tzimiskes.

I cannot believe I spelled his surname correctly on the first try.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
If the cocks are so shriveled, how did the asses come to be gaping?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If the cocks are so shriveled, how did the asses come to be gaping?

:getin:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


peer posted:

Judging from A Quick Googling a lot of claims of 30-year lifespans (once you survived childhood) seem to cite a study from 2000 of 400 mostly upper-class remains in Thebes, finding "amazing incidences of bone deformities, which point to a chronic anaemia, blood-forming defects, Vitamin C deficiencies (scurvy) and not enough Vitamin D (rickets)" as well as high rates of infections, spinal conditions and cancer


Assuming 30-year lifespans among the rich is correct (which seems weird as hell to me but what do I know), dudes like Ramses II must have seemed immortal to normal folks

Nerlich has a bunch of interesting articles.

Check out fig. 3 from this one https://www.hindawi.com/journals/bmri/2015/486467/ for a badly owned skeleton

e: omg the descriptions of these guys' dental statuses I wanna hork

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jul 12, 2018

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

How do you even end up with scurvy as an upper-class Egyptian person after, like, the Paleolithic, assuming you aren't found in extreme circumstances like being marooned on a desert island?

Like doesn't most meat have sufficient vitamin C to ward off scurvy even if eaten sparingly with no vegetable sources? Is there some vice of the Egyptian rich and famous that causes poor dietary absorption as a side effect?

E: it's early and I said Greek instead of Egyptian w.r.t. Thebes.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jul 12, 2018

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It could have been because of a highly restricted diet as young children. Same with how they got rickets in a country where it's sunny all the time.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

FAUXTON posted:

How do you even end up with scurvy as an upper-class Egyptian person after, like, the Paleolithic, assuming you aren't found in extreme circumstances like being marooned on a desert island?

Like doesn't most meat have sufficient vitamin C to ward off scurvy even if eaten sparingly with no vegetable sources? Is there some vice of the Egyptian rich and famous that causes poor dietary absorption as a side effect?

E: it's early and I said Greek instead of Egyptian w.r.t. Thebes.

My guess would be some extremely weird sub-caste type thing, like temple priests under extremely specific diet regimens where they have to drink only the blood of the sacred bull, or some poo poo. So what looks like "upper class skeletons" is actually a distinct social group.

EDIT: I will be scientifically unprofessional as gently caress and just go look in Herodotus even though he's a thousand years later:

quote:

They are religious beyond measure, more than any other people; and the following are among their customs. They drink from cups of bronze, which they clean out daily; this is done not by some but by all. [2] They are especially careful always to wear newly-washed linen. They practise circumcision for cleanliness' sake; for they would rather be clean than more becoming. Their priests shave the whole body every other day, so that no lice or anything else foul may infest them as they attend upon the gods. [3] The priests wear a single linen garment and sandals of papyrus:20 they may have no other kind of clothing or footwear. Twice a day and twice every night they wash in cold water. Their religious observances are, one may say, innumerable. [4] But also they receive many benefits: they do not consume or spend anything of their own; sacred food is cooked for them, beef and goose are brought in great abundance to each man every day, and wine of grapes is given to them, too. They may not eat fish. [5] The Egyptians sow no beans in their country; if any grow, they will not eat them either raw or cooked; the priests cannot endure even to see them, considering beans an unclean kind of legume. Many (not only one) are dedicated to the service of each god. One of these is the high priest; and when a high priest dies, his son succeeds to his office. 38.

So my guess: priestly caste, including some members of the royal family, restricted to a diet entirely of sacred beef and goose and wine and nothing else.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Jul 12, 2018

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
They clearly did not have the favor of the gods. There can be no other explanation. :colbert:

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