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I'm pretty sure that Mustang would unironically suck dick if his unit told him 10% of the cum was gonna get invested in his TSP
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:57 |
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all apologies posted:I cant find the Vet gamer thread. Anyone else see it? You want the "enrichment centrifuge battle royale" thread unless the name has changed. This is the Army career LP and mafia thread.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 23:11 |
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Sucking today's dick seems to be an Army tradition
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 23:13 |
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Mustang posted:Sucking today's dick seems to be an Army tradition My regards to the general's daughter.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 23:17 |
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McNally posted:Right before you commit to getting out of the Army, you're going to go on a blind date that goes really well. You're going to end up knocking her up and marrying her because it's the Right Thing to Do.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 23:53 |
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So Mustang now that you're no poo poo never getting out, what are your bullets for your next OER support form?
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:12 |
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Mustang posted:Sucking today's dick seems to be an Army tradition
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:14 |
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mlmp08 posted:Unless you're literally being transported inside a secret vehicle direct to a secret holding facility, then you're living inside that secret space 24/7 including secret cots and secret shitters, the prohibition on cell phones is just becuase "gently caress you" or "those Millenials and their facebooks!"
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:22 |
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The best thing is with that being on the image server now I can give it to anybody.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:36 |
Yeah but who really deserves it more than Maj Mustang?
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:37 |
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You're loving staff god damned S4 and should be wearing your bosses rank if anyone gives you any god damned amounts of poo poo for having your cell phone while on a training mission. Like actual battalion poo poo may need to be taken care of, and your cell phone is how you're notified so anyone that has fuckall to say can talk to your XO. At least that's how it would work in the navy because our leadership would support us.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 00:58 |
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Navy leadership: world-renowned for supporting staff officers. The enlisted guys serving food to nobility or being flushed out the side of a ship to sea, less so.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 01:01 |
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boop the snoot posted:Yeah but who really deserves it more than Maj Mustang? gently caress that. Shoot for major general
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 01:06 |
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It breaks my heart a little bit when I see officers not abusing every single perk that their rank affords. I mean sure, I hate the fact that they had those perks. But having them and not using them is a tragedy.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 01:15 |
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mlmp08 posted:Navy leadership: world-renowned for supporting staff officers. The enlisted guys serving food to nobility or being flushed out the side of a ship to sea, less so. The navy command structure is a little bit different, but when a staff officer from squadron is riding a ship for training or whatever reason they have the weight of the full bird behind him them. It generally follows that any enlisted rolling with them have the same. There is definitely a larger divide between junior enlisted, senior enlisted, and officers, though. I really enjoy reading the army thread and observing the different flavor of stupidity.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 02:04 |
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Counterpoint: Navy Chiefs are unrepentant douches. loving Christ I'm so mad thinking about the Chiefs I had to work with. And their stupid goddamn tradition, and book. Like most senior NCOs are douches, but chiefs take that poo poo to a new level. I say this as someone who loved militaria, traditions, and had other goofy ideals about the military growing up.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:13 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Counterpoint: Navy Chiefs are unrepentant douches. There's a reason there's only one SNCO emote (and I think maybe one the only milgoon one period) For those that don't know, in the navy once you make E7 you get admitted to the clubhouse. Once you're in the treefort, you're essentially shielded from anything ever happening to you again unless you really piss off an officer above you. Even then, the chief's mess has a way of protecting their own. They wear the same uniform as officers with just a different insignia, and they like to believe they're senior or equal to anyone O-3 and below. They have separate dining and berthing facilities from the rest of the enlisted and try really hard to make it seem like they're the ones doing everything when in reality most just hang out in their lounge all day.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:33 |
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I mean it's no different than what other branches do but they have the nerve to codify it, and act with a level of impunity that a SFC could only dream of.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 15:42 |
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How are Warrant Officers in the Navy?
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 16:00 |
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SimonCat posted:How are Warrant Officers in the Navy? From the sailors I knew, I get the impression they're the model of what chiefs wish they were.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 16:10 |
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Wasabi the J posted:From the sailors I knew, I get the impression they're the model of what chiefs wish they were. Just the same here
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 16:23 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:There's a reason there's only one SNCO emote (and I think maybe one the only milgoon one period) What's that poo poo I hear about PO1's getting hazed by Chiefs until they pin when they get selected to be a Chief? Can you just tell them to gently caress off?
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 17:48 |
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I once got a couple of chiefs riled up, largely on accident, because I was asking how chiefs compared to Army NCOs when I was briefly on a cruiser. They kept trying to explain how it was different. When I finally said "ok, so you're legally all E-7s, but you have a hallway only you can walk through and a social club?" they got proper pissed/quiet and just dropped it. I was only partially trying to be an rear end in a top hat at the time.
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 17:52 |
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Kaliber posted:What's that poo poo I hear about PO1's getting hazed by Chiefs until they pin when they get selected to be a Chief? Can you just tell them to gently caress off? while you can skip out on the bullshit hazing, you will never be a "chief" if you do. Despite wearing the uniform and rank, you cannot go into the clubhouse and all the chiefs will call you an E7 instead. On the subject of navy warrants - they're generally solid subject matter experts and know what they're doing. Navy doesn't have WO1 and starts at CWO2. You have to already be a chief before you can even put in (LDO is a program where E6+ can direct commission as an O-1 and basically do the same jobs as the warrants). There aren't very many warrant dirtbags, but a few exist. The description of the warrants in the navy as the ideal that chiefs see themselves as is pretty much spot on. edit: vvvvvvvvvvv CommieGIR posted:Air Force Chiefs are hit and miss. Some genuinely are very good and awesome leaders. gotta remember, we're talking about SNCO chiefs, not warrant officer chiefs. Navy warrants are pretty solid. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jul 12, 2018 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Counterpoint: Navy Chiefs are unrepentant douches. Air Force Chiefs are hit and miss. Some genuinely are very good and awesome leaders. .....others are just douchebags racing to get the maximum amount of retirement pay possible at the expense of every and all airman they can find, drat the consequences. Mr. Nice! posted:gotta remember, we're talking about SNCO chiefs, not warrant officer chiefs. Navy warrants are pretty solid. So was I. We don't have WO anymore CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 12, 2018 |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 20:28 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Counterpoint: Navy Chiefs are unrepentant douches. Would you like me to send you some tobacco? On a tin plate?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 01:49 |
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Navy SNCO culture is a definite reason I haven't looked in to staying in the Navy. It's loving ridiculous. Nice didn't even get to how they select who makes E-7, another can of dumb
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:12 |
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Is this the loving navy thread now?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:16 |
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spacetoaster posted:Is this the loving navy thread now? Army Megathread - Navy things
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:33 |
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The Navy is basically just the Army but in the water, you know.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 02:56 |
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Heh... Seamen
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 03:17 |
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Aranan posted:Heh... Seamen
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 03:27 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:
In the USAF chiefs are our E-9’s.. and we have very bad SNCO’s. Really, really, really, bad SNCO’s. Our chiefs tend to exemplify this. Good chiefs are a rarity, terrible is the norm.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 04:31 |
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All services should cap e-ranks to 5. After e5 if you want to still stay in go O or take a cod-style Prestige rank and get busted to e1 Edit: your pay would go up of course
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 05:04 |
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Valtonen posted:All services should cap e-ranks to 5. After e5 if you want to still stay in go O or take a cod-style Prestige rank and get busted to e1 Used to have that system. Specialist First Class bitches.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 05:10 |
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spacetoaster posted:Used to have that system. Specialist First Class bitches. I unironically wanted to find a Velcro specialist first class
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 08:01 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I unironically wanted to find a Velcro specialist first class That's a Spec 5.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 08:08 |
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SimonCat posted:That's a Spec 5. My uncle used to be a spec 5, worked in a shop that was run by a corporal until the Army eliminated that rank and made all of the spec 5s Sergeants and suddenly that corporal was out ranked by everyone that used to work for him. He apparently didn't take it well. My uncle then went on to be a Warrant.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 09:33 |
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Flikken posted:made all of the spec 5s Sergeants That must have been a weird rear end time.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 13:36 |
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Flikken posted:My uncle used to be a spec 5, worked in a shop that was run by a corporal until the Army eliminated that rank and made all of the spec 5s Sergeants and suddenly that corporal was out ranked by everyone that used to work for him. He apparently didn't take it well. owned
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