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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:My (21m) girlfriend (20f) of 2 years had an absolute meltdown when she didn't get what she wanted for her birthday, however her parents did a pretty cruel prank to get her there. Does context allow me to overlook the meltdown? she should have given them an irish goodbye
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tactlessbastard posted:Sever from anyone that reacts like that to disappointment, full stop. Out of curiosity what do you think about Daddy of Fives "pranks"
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Jul 13, 2018 19:44
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Arbitrary Coin posted:Out of curiosity what do you think about Daddy of Fives "pranks" Pretty hosed up, we aren't talking about a child though
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Jul 13, 2018 19:46
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's basically like when one of a group of bar buddies stops drinking, a mix of resentment, jealousy and denial. Mods, request thread title change: /r/relationships: a mix of resentment, jealousy, and denial.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:01
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quote:Entitled? I went to school for multiple aspects of design for five years before deciding the courses weren't challenging enough and dropping out. Yes I have debt now. yes I could use some financial support. No I am not perfect, but yes I am valued. Yes I have a brilliant potenital in my mind to do whatever I set out to. Will to power, and I have recently been looking at getting back into online video game design classes. So if I'm a dick, you're a douche. No I won't let you talk to me like that. I don't ever have to put up with disrespect. It's not your right to mock another man who is asking harmless questions, as that is how we obtain knowledge and always has been. Kindly gently caress off.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:04
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Prank parents could *just about* maybe deserve eventual forgiveness if they genuinely thought she'd take it in good fun and were utterly mortified when she got genuinely upset, and offered to make good and actually send her AND it wasn't the culmination of what it sounds like is a pattern of behaviour. As it stands in the doubling down and continuing to laugh at her suffering they're like characters from one of the less charitable British sitcoms or Always Sunny or some poo poo and should be treated with nothing but scorn. "Prank" seems to have been redefined as "cruel but completely feasible lie I laugh at you for believing"
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Jul 13, 2018 20:06
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tactlessbastard posted:Pretty hosed up, we aren't talking about a child though The post indicates this poo poo has been going on throughout her childhood so.. I guess being a consistent dick to your kids is okay once it goes on for long enough?
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Jul 13, 2018 20:13
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Yeah the best pranks are when someone just gets out of surgery and you throw a banana peel under their walker and they have to go in for more surgery but then the second time around the banana is in you’re rear end in a top hat instead of hurting people.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:13
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Lmao potential Potential and $5 will buy you a handful of chicken nuggets
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Jul 13, 2018 20:19
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Pick posted:Lmao potential they raised it to 5.50 + tax at mcdonalds 
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Jul 13, 2018 20:22
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Pick posted:Lmao potential It's only a handful because you're got huge hands.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:23
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I want that Les Paul throne
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Jul 13, 2018 20:43
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[extremely carnival guy voice] come one, come all, come and see the man without a spine! My[M25] girlfriend[24] of 1.5 years broke up with me to be with my roommate[M25]. I just heard them through the wall. quote:As the title says, we broke up. It was about 6 months ago and it was semi-amicable. We broke up because she was developing feelings for my roommate. Admittedly they are more compatible and he's an upgraded version of me, so I can see why it happened.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:43
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lmao what a pussy
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Jul 13, 2018 20:50
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] quote:Admittedly they are more compatible and he's an upgraded version of me, so I can see why it happened. 
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Jul 13, 2018 20:50
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Pick posted:Lmao potential Telling a child how smart they are is legit (unintentional) abuse.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:51
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] Jesus Murphy. Was the DD and cooked them breakfast. Do the comments mention that he's paying all the rent in the place too?
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Jul 13, 2018 20:52
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People need to realise it's totally ok to scream SCRAMBLED EGGS when there's people loving loudly nearby.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:57
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My wife (29) and I (27) are having issues on how to handle pre-marriage moneyquote:u/throwawayownerocc You ideally should both have non-comingled reserves in case one of you gets your assets frozen or otherwise stolen.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:01
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice]
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Jul 13, 2018 21:04
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I don't feel bad for that dude at all, his ex and roommate are right and deserve to be happy with other humans with a fully developed sense of self
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Jul 13, 2018 21:08
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] There isn't a bone in this man's body. He's like Peter in that episode of Family Guy, good lord. Milotic posted:My wife (29) and I (27) are having issues on how to handle pre-marriage money There's nothing wrong with wanting to have her own money reserve, maybe you guys should have talked this out before you moved all your cash into that account? Not a hard solution though, just talk about it and decide how much you want to keep in a personal savings and then move some of your money out, she moves some in...boom. This is assuming of course that you're both sane people and not complete morons, soooo good luck.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:08
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] There is literally a popular Seinfeld monologue about how impossible this maneuver is But with modern spinelessness technology anything is possible
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Jul 13, 2018 21:11
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:because the constant availability of absolutely all opinions has destroyed our trust in our own And people have become extremely attached to their opinions, so making any big decision at all is liable to lose you a friend or two who thinks that your decision to get a new factory job or amicably end your relationship is morally despicable. blugu64 posted:Slashing tires is amateur hour level man. Take a small stone and put it in their valve stem cap, and let the air leak out over days/weeks. They'll air their tires up, and screw the same valve stem over right back on, over and over again. My mother's go-to was putting things in people's cars. You know how the bottom of the seat usually has a little shelf of mechanics? Just jam a dead crab up in there, it'll take them forever to find it. That, or one of those big jars of spiders you can buy, and you just empty it out in the car.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:13
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] Jesus Christ
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Jul 13, 2018 21:14
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John Lee posted:one of those big jars of spiders you can buy 
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Jul 13, 2018 21:15
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Spineless guy is my spirit animal.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:16
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In all seriousness though I hope that guy gets therapy and moves out of that living situation and stops waiting hand and foot on people that did that to him
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Jul 13, 2018 21:17
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John Lee posted:That, or one of those big jars of spiders you can buy God bless ebay
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Jul 13, 2018 21:17
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is tire slashing a thing? I could have sworn if you puncture a tire it would explode and at best scare the poo poo outta ya at worst hurt you bad. Or is that just if you jam in the side  anyways tire slashing is amateur hour, the best forms of revenge are ones where they can't sic the law on you - like carefully reading the county building code and generating massive fines or something.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:19
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I'd appreciate my lovely ex offering to find me a new girlfriend. Definitely wouldn't parade me in front of a bunch of girls she doesn't feel threatened by, and then become super weird and possessive if I did start dating someone. Thank you, and I will take your offer into consideration.
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Jul 13, 2018 21:20
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Caganer posted:is tire slashing a thing? I could have sworn if you puncture a tire it would explode and at best scare the poo poo outta ya at worst hurt you bad. Or is that just if you jam in the side It's a thing and the air rushing out of the tire isn't dangerous unless you allow it to move the knife in a way that it hits you. I recommend using some thick work gloves and a reasonably heavy knife with a sharp point 
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Jul 13, 2018 21:38
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Play posted:It's a thing and the air rushing out of the tire isn't dangerous unless you allow it to move the knife in a way that it hits you. I recommend using some thick work gloves and a reasonably heavy knife with a sharp point no what i'm saying is can't the tire lose pressure or whatever explosively rather than gushing out? could have sworn i read this somewhere, iirc might have only applied to stabbing sidewell i might be thinking of trucker tires. anyways luckily the thing stopping me from slashing tires was not fear of explosions
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Jul 13, 2018 21:41
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I am spinless guy IRL
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Jul 13, 2018 21:42
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If you puncture it usually the air will simply come out the hole but apparently it can happen. A pro move though is to just make a really small incision that will bleed out slowly Before people jump down my throat I've never personally slashed any tires ok
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Jul 13, 2018 21:45
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Caganer posted:no what i'm saying is can't the tire lose pressure or whatever explosively rather than gushing out? could have sworn i read this somewhere, iirc might have only applied to stabbing sidewell
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Jul 13, 2018 21:45
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Ffs that’s loser bitch style loving with someone’s life
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Jul 13, 2018 21:48
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Caganer posted:[extremely carnival guy voice] Transparently just someone posting a porn plot to make people go to r/redpill
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Jul 13, 2018 21:54
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Play posted:It's a thing and the air rushing out of the tire isn't dangerous unless you allow it to move the knife in a way that it hits you. I recommend using some thick work gloves and a reasonably heavy knife with a sharp point Blue Ruin opens with the main character trying to use a scalpel or X-ACTO knife to slash the tires of a limousine, and the air rushing out knocks it out of his hand and badly cuts him. Blue Ruin is a really good movie, by the way. It's the spiritual predecessor to Green Room if you've seen that. Realistic deconstruction of a revenge film where the protagonist is a completely unskilled chubby dude with poor social skills who's completely unprepared for the consequences.
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chitoryu12 posted:Blue Ruin opens with the main character trying to use a scalpel or X-ACTO knife to slash the tires of a limousine, and the air rushing out knocks it out of his hand and badly cuts him.
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