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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

CAROL posted:

holy poo poo

idgi

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
trump

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i dont like it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




its from hamlet. jfc i thought you were danish

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
im actually austrian

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
ask me about hijabs and universal housing

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cargo cult posted:

im actually austrian

how come every Austrian is named David

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


i cant believe the rei eva never opens its mouth wtf

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

cargo cult posted:

ask me about hijabs and universal housing

do you like thomas bernhard?

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i dont know about any of that poo poo but let me tell you about hijabs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrwcix41sY

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whatsd a hijab

is that what you call a yiros

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Nichael posted:

I've never even posted before.

no posts! no posts! you're the bad post!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

CAROL posted:

it’s because you’re a creepy moron who sends topless pics of your extremely bad body to girls and also annoy everyone by being annoying as hell at all times fyi

lmao i didnt even know carol had an account

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



did you think carol was a ghost?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

so i just realized the name Lancelot is the old timey way of naming someone Fucksalot, like how Shakespeare is a fake name masturbation joke


old british people and their dicks, like, man what the

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Billzasilver posted:

so i just realized the name Lancelot is the old timey way of naming someone Fucksalot, like how Shakespeare is a fake name masturbation joke


old british people and their dicks, like, man what the
although british writers love a dick joke, Lancelot comes from a French story that got pasted into Arthurian canon (L'ancelot meant The Servant in 1100s French)

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Billzasilver posted:

so i just realized the name Lancelot is the old timey way of naming someone Fucksalot, like how Shakespeare is a fake name masturbation joke


old british people and their dicks, like, man what the
Shakespeare was real, he is the piss tape of his times

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

jBrereton posted:

although british writers love a dick joke, Lancelot comes from a French story that got pasted into Arthurian canon (L'ancelot meant The Servant in 1100s French)

is that true?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

cargo cult posted:

i dont know about any of that poo poo but let me tell you about hijabs

they're comfortable and easy to wear?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

how did england get like 50 knights of the round table to write stories about and america has no knights or stories worth writing at all?


it's been loving nothing since benjamin franklin and mark twain and john brown died

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Arthur was welsh and Beowulf was.. what from some part of Sweden right? So the English are frauds basically

baw
Nov 5, 2008

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teh

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Billzasilver posted:

how did england get like 50 knights of the round table to write stories about and america has no knights or stories worth writing at all?


it's been loving nothing since benjamin franklin and mark twain and john brown died

connecticutioct ynakee in king arthurs court

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

wikipedia the round table posted:

"three times fifty" is a phrase that is often found in Welsh or Irish texts, which means "a large number" or even "immeasurable"

lmao how is 3 times 50 the biggest number these people could come up with

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The votes are in.

Anime is very extremely good.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



everyone in europe had "cool dude knights do stuff" stories and most of em were basically rthe same as the arthurian ones - some dude has a magic talking sword and at the end he appears dead but hes just sleeping and he will come back to save slovienia in its time of need

theyre probably all jesus ripoffs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Billzasilver posted:

lmao how is 3 times 50 the biggest number these people could come up with

we didnt even have a zero til like 1500

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Condemning someone to hell for not wanting to be shot in the head for failing to signal a turn. Trump!

I do share her hatred of things from Pittsburg though.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wales didnt have big pyramids built by a million slaves, it just had like 150 sheeps

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

at one point i know ireland had 150 different kings because becoming a king/warlord used to be much easier

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

In the old days you could basically only write stories about Arthur or the Bible and that’s kinda like today how the stuff on TV is all trump or superheroes

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Nonsense posted:

Ortega's national police all have "39" armbands

:thunk:

lol, that's read "thank you" in japanese

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

punchymcpunch posted:

did you think carol was a ghost?

whos to say they arent in this post 9/11 world

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
--confucius

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I just looked up Robert Mook considering this analytics bs and lol

quote:

Robert E. Mook is an American former political campaign strategist and campaign manager. He was the campaign manager for Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign. He is currently a CNN political commentator.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
knights are good as hell. best way to live life is to get embroiled in some stupid landgrab by your liege lord and get hacked to pieces while suffering from dysentery

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i think you mean your king gets stabbed in the dick so you have to go find a magic cup and it could be anywhere in the world. good luck. snap to it cos we'd like it asap.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



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