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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Calibanibal posted:

I've never threatened to kill ne1 btw not sure who spread these lies. I have the power and finesse to cripple my opponents without causing lethal injury

Coward

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1018199382154498048

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Mario ♠️
@Smashed
#HEATLifer #Dolphins #Dodgers - I'm jus Here for da memes r wateva dem sHits called

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

A Handed Missus posted:

in fact here it is in super hi res :jackbud:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxuqWG-Hxgo

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames



is this from a X-files episode

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015


Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Kurtofan posted:

grimessss

https://twitter.com/phrantum/status/1018142118957723649?s=21

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

you guys all know this is tweet is super fake right

am i gettin whooshed

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

anime was right posted:

CAROLs post is canon

addamere respond immediately or be forever labeled a coward

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1017823501636513792

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

no jury would convict

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Haha you can see the blood stains on my boy's face from when he bite his bro's dong off. That's wild

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



people keep getting owned by giant hogweed here and it's like, well then you shouldn't have voted for him

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


https://twitter.com/Smashed/status/986454307670315008?s=19

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ooooooh its oh ok I'm dumb

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Zdr we need you to checks carols pms for dick pics

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Dude, I hear America is great because America is good.

*watches twitter videos of asshats*

:thunk:

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I’m gay

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

#metoo finally hit cpsam and I feel sick

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a BIG FAT MESS

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
releease the addamere tape

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb! is a BIG FAT MESS

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1018197842559725569

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Calibanibal posted:

#metoo finally hit cpsam and I feel sick

that's because you mixed liquors

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




ah, so Trump admits it actually happened then?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1018203016778997760

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Baeten like a DOG

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

HEY NONG MAN posted:

does this imply that he bit off a fully erect dick?

:blastu:

lol i bet the blood spray was like something from Kill Bill

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Honestly late isn't better than never in this particular case

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Epic High Five posted:

ah, so Trump admits it actually happened then?

lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lol he 100000% colluded with russia

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Vern Unsworth

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1017914936289349635

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

CAROL posted:

I’m gay

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

ah, so Trump admits it actually happened then?

Well it didn’t happen, but if it did it was Obama’s fault. But nothing happened


But if it did blame Obama and Trump did nothing wrong.
...but nothing happened

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol, the right wing crank news is all pissed off that Sacha Baron Cohen made their inbred gentry look like the idiot sociopaths they truly are and of course the worthless thinkpiece outlets are siding with them

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

GobiasIndustries posted:

Well it didn’t happen, but if it did it was Obama’s fault. But nothing happened


But if it did blame Obama and Trump did nothing wrong.
...but nothing happened

if you can't do the math I don't know what to tell you

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

lol, the right wing crank news is all pissed off that Sacha Baron Cohen made their inbred gentry look like the idiot sociopaths they truly are and of course the worthless thinkpiece outlets are siding with them

Is that gonna be a series or movie?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Where were the thinkpieces saying stuttering john was a threat to democracy

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Epic High Five posted:

lol, the right wing crank news is all pissed off that Sacha Baron Cohen made their inbred gentry look like the idiot sociopaths they truly are and of course the worthless thinkpiece outlets are siding with them

what time does it air? goddamn i can't wait

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Epic High Five posted:

lol, the right wing crank news is all pissed off that Sacha Baron Cohen made their inbred gentry look like the idiot sociopaths they truly are and of course the worthless thinkpiece outlets are siding with them

lol did you see this
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1017497372782362625

GobiasIndustries posted:

Is that gonna be a series or movie?

series on showtime I think

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