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Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

fake news



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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Third World Reggin posted:

I hope elon musk beats more women

I don't think that happened

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1018161815728074752

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

not a cult posted:

bring back the car citizen thread title

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Can we somehow make this guy's thinly veiled contempt for Musk the thread title?

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

the best part is dude constantly biting his tongue to not call him a loving wanker. you can see the words forming in his mouth

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Is there any way to take Tesla away from him and he can no longer control it? Maybe he won't tweet anymore

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Nonsense posted:

Is there any way to take Tesla away from him and he can no longer control it? Maybe he won't tweet anymore

ban the media from writing articles about his bullshit claims op

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


if you take tesla from him, he will never stop tweeting

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

if you take tesla from him, he will never stop tweeting

*looks at meltdown may record*
sounds good to me op

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

if you take tesla from him, he will never stop tweeting

that's a risk in willing to take

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

if you take tesla from him, he will never stop tweeting

He'll never stop tweeting if you don't, either.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

someone tweet at this at musk and make him promise to match this donation to the DCCC #resistance

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

this fucken guy

what a lemon

Lemon Musk

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1017877812521390080

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

https://twitter.com/eug541/status/1018166465403457539?s=19

i can't believe that the rich apartheid white boy would do this!!!!

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004





I think the french invented sth for this

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

imagine that

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yes but where is the REAL rescue team leader?

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005


Well, I at least have to get Elon credit for upsetting a bunch of the types of shitheads who can afford a Model S/X in the first place.

logikv9 posted:

Yes but where is the REAL rescue team leader?

The real rescue leader was always Musk himself, duh

Ytlaya has issued a correction as of 18:15 on Jul 14, 2018

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/Salon/status/1018186905983340544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

:thunk: :eyepoop: :trumppop:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

in the end, no one called it the Kiddie Kursk

well, I'm going to change that

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i support these guys

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
culture of safety

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Yeah I think I'm starting to root against Elon because I hate him and not just because he's a thin skinned nerd that's bad at his job

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ytlaya posted:

Well, I at least have to get Elon credit for upsetting a bunch of the types of shitheads who can afford a Model S/X in the first place.


The real rescue leader was always Musk himself, duh

Look at dude in bottom right
Selling his car, maybe even getting a loan to put his greasy hands on a p100d

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao at the opening line, "He should shove his submarine where it hurts"

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/jeremymstamper/status/1018204594092982272

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

etalian posted:

lmao at the opening line, "He should shove his submarine where it hurts"

https://twitter.com/hodlnthedrop/status/1018065330302676993

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tanks But No Tanks posted:

in the end, no one called it the Kiddie Kursk

well, I'm going to change that

I prefer Anklebiter Auschwitz.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

What a rear end in a top hat

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/13/tesla-new-attendance-policy.html

quote:

Tesla rolled out a new attendance policy for all U.S.-based hourly employees on July 1st, according to documentation shared with CNBC. The policy spells out specific penalties for lapses in attendance, and Tesla says it is meant to make it fairer -- for instance, employees who are 10 minutes late won't be penalized as harshly as those who are one hour late.

The changes to Tesla's attendance policy come weeks after the electric vehicle maker announced plans to slash its salaried workforce by at least 9 percent, or about 4,000 workers. The company is pushing hard to ramp up the production of its Model 3 electric sedans, and to achieve positive cash flow and profitability in the second half of this year.

Among other things, the policy says that managers can give workers demerits for showing up even one minute late to a scheduled shift, or leaving just one minute before the shift's official end, without permission. If employees rack up a certain number of these demerits, called "occurrences" internally, their employment will be terminated. Newer employees get fewer chances than those who have worked at Tesla for more than three months.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

it's important to remember that while you're required to work a 12 hour shift at tesla often your shift will be full of nothing to do because their internal supply lines are that hosed up

so it's cool that being penalized for leaving even just a minute late is something that can happen even if the production is moving so slowly that you personally wouldn't have any work to do for several minutes more than that

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
elon musk is a Nazi lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol


https://twitter.com/m_scribe/status/1018187760803434497

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Taintrunner posted:

elon musk is a Nazi lol

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Taintrunner posted:

elon musk is a Nazi lol

What he's doing is bad but this dilutes the word nazi

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



musk buying favors exclusively from republicans instead of pissing away money on the dem party which will never win any elections to get in a position to repay is the smartest business move he's made in a while

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