Spanish Manlove posted:

Honey, I don't need to stretch in order to use gay in a sentence.

Karate Bastard posted:

Seeing sexy badonkadonk and legs everywhere none actually is is a talent of mine that has brought me much joy over the years.

Trig Discipline posted:

must be super useful when you look in the mirror

Karate Bastard posted:

Holy poo poo, a talking rear end!!!!

cumshitter posted:

First off, my financial advise is actually good even if I have a liter of semen in my rectum.

Second, one time our head Compliance Guy told me I had to sit down with some 3rd party financial auditing team hired by Charles Schwab & Co. I nailed all of their questions and even managed to question their questions by saying poo poo like, "Well, what do you mean if I get approval for a fed wire to a third party account? What are your standards for verifying the identity of the account holder? I feel like I'm going above and beyond here."

Anyway, I loving nailed that boring rear end busines meeting and then I went to take a poo poo and the auditor wandered into the bathroom and farted up a storm while he was at the urinal. Yeah, that's right, I intimidated a guy who was supposed to audit me and my financial practices into holding in his farts. That's how good I am at my job. He literally held in his farts until he thought I couldn't see or hear them.

Aphrodite posted:

Farts are food's ghosts.

sebmojo posted:

I see smell dead meals

Crocoswine posted:

on a similar note, anyone got the "Homo, the cat that loves to gently caress" post handy

goethe.cx posted:

when you're in someone's gut and you're busting a nut, that's avoré

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

is this what you had in mind?

Skylark posted:

Am i guilty of using this guy's feminine queer catboy for my own gain? Yes, I am- and i'll be the first to admit it. I could easily justify my actions by copy-pasting a leftist critique of intellectual property from my textbook piracy fb group where people ask for a specific illegal epub of a book they need for a class, or ask for recommendations for "a book about ___, preferably by a QTPoC". But who among us can honestly say they haven't once dipped their toes into repurposing the iconic feminine queer cat-boy character? If that's not a testament to the power of the idea, I dont know what is.

china bot posted:

Knormal posted:

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy DESTROYED ALL WHO OPPOSED IT

burial posted:

Once a guy with the completely opposite problem (the big toe in that photo was tiny and growing higher on his foot) took his shoe off to show me in the middle of the grocery store. It came with a free 10-minute explanation about how he’d dropped a heavy screwdriver as a kid and it severed a nerve or something.

Sestze posted:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

By big toe, do you mean the big toe, or the big toe?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Life has taught me that a hosed up toe isn't enough for someone to be unlovable.

burial posted:

That wasn’t his problem. I was just trying to take it off the table so that he’s figure that out on his own.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

By big toe, do you mean the big toe, or the big toe?

Trig Discipline posted:

I mean...I wouldn't be happy if that thing were actually on the table.

burial posted:

I was just like “keep your socks on? missing the sock gap doesn’t have to be the end of the world.”

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/tmcgev/status/1014175738935857153

Dixville posted:

Here cums the sun (Doo doo doo doo)

Riatsala posted:

Can I request Avshalom's greatest hits? I've been trying to find her post where she shits on a guy at length for being a creep *and* being bad at photoshopping Frozen porn. Also the Overwatch fart porn fan fiction she dropped in the middle of a politics discussion apropos of nothing.

Jedit posted:

I once had a girlfriend who got annoyed that I wore socks to bed in winter, so it might be.

Crocoswine posted:

on a similar note, anyone got the "Homo, the cat that loves to gently caress" post handy

Riatsala posted:

Can I request Avshalom's greatest hits? I've been trying to find her post where she shits on a guy at length for being a creep *and* being bad at photoshopping Frozen porn. Also the Overwatch fart porn fan fiction she dropped in the middle of a politics discussion apropos of nothing.

quote:

Danny decided to head back into the world of Overwatch as he had a chance to meet some of the other members of Overwatch (mostly the girls there) and have a little fun there but lurking in the shadows was a woman who had the sense of a hawk and the eyes of the spider the sniper specialist simply known as Widowmaker...


Widowmaker: This boy... why am I suddenly so intrigued by his presence? Maybe if I gain more info on this child I can easily analyze his weaknesses...


[Widowmaker got to work on how to attract her new prey as she was disgusted to see that Danny has a flatulence fetish and she couldn't bear the thought that people would actually find something so repulsive so attractive and then that's when she got an idea on how she can use his fetish against him...]


Danny: Ahh... such a beautiful day in the world of Overwatch. What am I gonna do today? *walks around* Hm? Why I do get the feeling that I'm being watched?


(Widowmaker got her sniper out as she waited to seek her target...)


*BANG!*


Danny: D'oh! *passes out*


*Meanwhile, in an empty building...*


Danny: *wakes up* Hm? Where am I? Hello? Anybody here? Anyone?


???: *giggles* Silly boy, no one can hear you for miles...


Danny: *hears footsteps* Wait..


Widowmaker: Bonjour.


Danny: You're Widowmaker, right?


Widowmaker: My reputation proceeds me.


Danny: I've heard a lot about you; your skills as an assassin, the shooting of that robot Prime Minister... what do you want with me?


Widowmaker: Well... I heard that being intoxicated with someone's 'fumes' seem very intriguing to some *looks at his boner* and I think I found my little guinea pig...


Danny: *blushes, chuckles* W-what are you going to do to me?


Widowmaker: Basically, I'm going to test your stamina by farting on your face. *stomach growling* Hope you're ready. *consumes some weird elixir and her butt grew 3 times the size*


Danny was about to say something when Widowmaker placed her sexy rear end all over his face...


Widowmaker: No Mercy... Heart *grunts*
BBBRRRRRRRROOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPRRRROOOBBOOBBOBOOOBOPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOA
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBPPPPP
PPPPPPPPBBBBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBBBBLBLBLBLLBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTTSSSSHHHHTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRR
RRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOBBOOBBOBOOOBOPPTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTBBBBBB
BBRRRRRRFFFFFTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTB
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRTRRRRRRTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRTRRRRRRTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! *giggles* That's it; squirm under my rear end, you pervert! *grunts*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPRRRROOOBBOOBBOBOOOBOPPTTT...PPPPPPPPPBBBBBBLBB
BBLLLLLLLLBLBLBBLLLLBBBBBPPRPPPPRPRPRPPRLLLLLLRRRLRLRLRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPBL
BBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBBLBLBLPPPRRRRTTTTT...PPPFFFRRRRRPPPPUUUUUPPPPPLLLLLLLLLTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...BFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
RRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRAAAAAACCCCHHHHH...PPPPPPPP
HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB...VVVVVLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHOOOOOOPPPPHHHHH...FFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPRRRROOOBBOOB
BOBOOOBOPPTTT...ZZZRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEPPP...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSPPPPBLBBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBBLBLBLPP
PRRRRTTTTT...PPPFFFRRRRRPPPPUUUUUPPPPPTTT!!! Mmmmm... this feels.. refreshing (to herself- How does someone find pleasure in something so
revolting?)
BBBRRRRRRRROOOOFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT...PPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PBRAAAaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbtbtbtbtpptptptppptttt...BBBBBBMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFTTTTT...FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNTTTT...BBRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...BBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCC
CSSHSHHHHHHHHHTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOSSSSHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (to herself- *sees something poking out of his pants* Hm? *pulls the zipper out* Ah! Interesting... this thing is so big... *sniffs* and it smells so strange it's so bad... but why is my body shaking like this? *starts sucking his cock*


Danny: *to himself*- Wow! I did find my way to heaven! To smell Widowmaker's rear end and have her suck my cock? Ahhh... this is the life. *continues to smell her gas*


*SPLURT!!!*


Widowmaker: Mmmm... this taste... I must have more! *continues tasting his dick*
PRRRRRRBRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTBBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTT...BBBRRRRRRAAAAMMMMMHHHHBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PFFFFFTTttttrRUUUUOOOOOOOOOORRRRFFFFFFFTTTFFF..
..PPPFFFRRRRRPPPPUUUUUPPPPPTTT...BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPTTTT...BBBBBLLLSSSSSHHHHHHFFFFBBBBBTTTT.....PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
RRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT...BBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOSSSSHHH...BBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOO
RRRRRRCCCCCCSSHSHHHHHHHHHTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTT....PPPFFFRRRRRPPPPUUUUUPPPPPTTT...BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPTTTT...BBBBBLLLSSSSSHHHHHHFFFFBBBBBTTTT.....PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT...BRRRRTTT...POOOOOOOT...BBBBLLLLLPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRR
TTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBRAAAaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbtbtbtbtpptp
tptppptttt...BBBBBBMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFTTTTT...FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOSSSSHHH...BBBBBLLLLLO
OOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCSSHSHHHHHHHHHTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOSSSSHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Yes! I want more! More!!
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTT...VVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTVVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBLLOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTT...PPPFFFRRRRRPPPPUUUUUPPPPPTTT...PPPPPRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP
PPTTTTTT...BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA
ARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTVVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT
TTT...PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOORRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH...BBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! *looks at Danny as he passed out* Couldn't handle my farts, huh? Oh well.... *continues to fart on him*


[After Widowmaker had her fun with the wandering boy, she thought that using him as a fart cushion would give her an idea of using her rear end on her opponents but beneath the cold spider's mind was only one name that got inside her head and would love nothing more than to enjoy her groveling under her rear end... (but that's another story for another time)]

edited for grammar

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Koalas March posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1018250696523747329

Hahahahaha

I just like lmao 😂😂

This motherfuckers shaking cause she tried to use a coupon but white fragility isn't real y'all

RandomBlue posted:

I get so tired of you guys talking about white fragility all the time, it's bullshit. I've never orem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec in elementum nunc. Nulla ullamcorper ipsum in scelerisque tristique. Aenean risus ante, pellentesque eget pulvinar volutpat, ullamcorper in neque. Vivamus commodo luctus nibh, non semper quam. Donec massa quam, pellentesque sit amet molestie nec, faucibus sed magna. Praesent dapibus porta finibus. Aliquam ac maximus odio, vel porttitor ante. Mauris tristique dictum leo, in venenatis quam ultricies ac. Nulla feugiat arcu ut porta efficitur. In semper pharetra justo at consectetur. Cras sagittis massa a turpis efficitur vestibulum. Vivamus auctor congue orci, et scelerisque eros tincidunt id.

Vestibulum ullamcorper magna vel congue dictum. Praesent mi tortor, pellentesque vel aliquam vel, ornare eu tellus. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Maecenas a dui eu libero dictum ultricies. Interdum et malesuada fames ac ante ipsum primis in faucibus. Nunc ac nisl eget justo condimentum egestas. Sed felis dolor, mattis eu orci ac, malesuada sodales orci. Phasellus nulla quam, semper sed ante at, ornare rhoncus tellus. Quisque pharetra nec urna sed egestas. Praesent eget elit ligula. Proin sit amet posuere sem, nec consectetur nisl.

Fusce vulputate suscipit ante. In vehicula mi et rutrum auctor. Curabitur luctus laoreet molestie. Sed at imperdiet nulla. Nulla eget odio et justo aliquet pretium. Aenean efficitur ex non auctor dictum. Duis non lorem enim. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Integer cursus sem id aliquam tempus. Fusce quis imperdiet diam. Sed congue tempor arcu, at consectetur magna malesuada et. Nulla laoreet consectetur fermentum. Etiam tempor nibh eget fringilla feugiat.

Nam in mi sodales, tincidunt est a, imperdiet nulla. Duis non est eu ipsum dictum vestibulum. Phasellus fermentum a nibh non sollicitudin. Phasellus bibendum tortor erat, pretium vulputate ligula varius elementum. Fusce non sollicitudin lorem. Aenean at ligula dictum, volutpat ex gravida, ornare nulla. Integer elementum felis metus. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Fusce velit lorem, tempor sed pulvinar sit amet, tincidunt sed risus. Vivamus quis faucibus nunc. Ut tempus magna sed lectus pretium, id porta dolor lobortis. Aliquam fermentum pretium leo, at iaculis nisl blandit ut. In porta ex quis est ultrices commodo. Orci varius natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Maecenas ligula felis, bibendum nec est sed, volutpat eleifend nisl. Proin posuere, justo quis auctor malesuada, mi eros tempus massa, sed vestibulum ex nulla at tellus.

Fusce feugiat, lacus eu vehicula venenatis, arcu velit convallis dolor, sed congue magna nisi mollis neque. Curabitur volutpat, tortor ultrices facilisis mollis, justo eros finibus turpis, vitae tincidunt eros dui id magna. Nulla facilisi. Maecenas quis maximus magna. Mauris hendrerit orci in ante placerat tempor. Aenean lacus augue, placerat nec bibendum at, viverra ac felis. Duis et quam at sapien convallis hendrerit. Pellentesque orci lorem, dictum at arcu vitae, egestas pellentesque sem. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Vestibulum pellentesque viverra massa eu tristique. Sed ac ante lorem.

skeleton warrior posted:

domine, hoc est McDonald scriptor popina

Absurd Alhazred posted:

edited for grammar

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Hahahahaha

I just like lmao 😂😂

This motherfuckers shaking cause she tried to use a coupon but white fragility isn't real y'all

Bel Shazar posted:

Isildur's line had died out and Aragorn was a direct descendant of Elendil, making him a collateral decendent of Isildur. By British succession rules Aragorn should absolutely be the monarch.