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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > FIFA World Cup 2018 Final - France vs Croatia
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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Kill your own players seems like a bad play

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

chaoslord posted:

Goal from a dive
Goal from VAR
Pitch Invaders
Some Quality Goals
A clowncar goal

This game just needs a sending off.

You forgot to mention that an own/dive goal and a clowncar goal were scored by the same person

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

 Love the announcers: "Hold everything. 22 minutes to go and now everything has changed."

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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

The Unnamed One posted:

Golden Glove right there
dont they always vote for that stuff before the final game. what a system

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
good one Lovren

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

 I did that once at school

I was the keeper

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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
 I had a hard time explaining that to someone who left the room and missed it

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Drunk in Space
Dec 1, 2009
 Reminder that it should be 2-2 right now now and gently caress France.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 lol those two looked in sync

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




 It's the Tottenham in him imo

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mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
 croats are dying

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r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained

curried lamb of God posted:

Mandanda wouldn't have hosed that up

yeah because he'd be on the bench

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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Frankston posted:

Mm a headbutt would be perfect

Welp

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
*conk*

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Frankston posted:

Mm a headbutt would be perfect
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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I had a hard time explaining that to someone who left the room and missed it
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Vintersorg posted:

lol those two looked in sync

No it's Hanson who sings "Mmm Bop"

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
wtf are the BBC commentators talking about, they obviously smashed heads

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BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

DR AIDS posted:

6 goals in a final is quite good

Last time that happened, football came home.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

vyelkin posted:

5-4 croatia aet imo
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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

lol those two looked in sync

the matrix is glitching out

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

chaoslord posted:

Goal from a dive
Goal from VAR
Pitch Invaders
Some Quality Goals
A clowncar goal

This game just needs a sending off.

I will also settle for a bite or a headbutt

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Rid
Jun 16, 2003

What do you mean you're out of butter?

Drunk in Space posted:

Reminder that it should be 2-2 right now now and gently caress France.

this

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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Acquilae posted:

It's just like that one goal from the CL final that Liverpool gave up lol

Now we just need a french Muslera

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Welp

double headbutt!!!

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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
imagine reaching the world cup final and only now realizing that your keeper is a complete idiot who's shortcomings have been well hidden by a combination of your won defence papering over the cracks and the other nations lacking strikers

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

DR AIDS posted:

6 goals in a final is quite good

Haha I read this and didn't believe it. loving 6 goals in a final :getin:

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Good cross from matuidi

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

chaoslord posted:

Goal from a dive
Goal from VAR
Pitch Invaders
Some Quality Goals
A clowncar goal

This game just needs a sending off.

personally I want this sending-off to be a re-enactment of when Josip Simunic tried to amputate Sulejmani's leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_coAQiofOA&t=180s

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jose posted:

best world cup final in how many years lol

years of hurt

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Drunk in Space posted:

Reminder that it should be 2-2 right now now and gently caress France.

The penalty was real, wtf are you talking about

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


 they bumped heads so bad lloris got a concussion three minutes earlier

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
This game has legs

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Tongues posted:

imagine reaching the world cup final and only now realizing that your keeper is a complete idiot who's shortcomings have been well hidden by a combination of your won defence papering over the cracks and the other nations lacking strikers

Slow Lloris.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
For the goon who asked yes im on Croatia for this

Ergo the loss is my fault sorry :cripes:

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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Captain Splendid posted:

Slow Lloris.

Haha

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 One weird trick to beat Frances goalie

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Lloris wanted a repeat

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Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
He's learned from his mistake at least, saw the striker coming that time

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Troy Queef posted:

personally I want this sending-off to be a re-enactment of when Josip Simunic tried to amputate Sulejmani's leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_coAQiofOA&t=180s

simunic is a good lad who means well

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