- Biplane
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or the one about getting your cats glutes swole
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May 25, 2024 01:06
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- Dameius
- Apr 3, 2006
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Who has the one about the guy who is so good at his job he made a fude hold in his farts during a meeting?
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Jul 13, 2018 13:13
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- S.D.
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That would be cumshitter:
First off, my financial advise is actually good even if I have a liter of semen in my rectum.
Second, one time our head Compliance Guy told me I had to sit down with some 3rd party financial auditing team hired by Charles Schwab & Co. I nailed all of their questions and even managed to question their questions by saying poo poo like, "Well, what do you mean if I get approval for a fed wire to a third party account? What are your standards for verifying the identity of the account holder? I feel like I'm going above and beyond here."
Anyway, I loving nailed that boring rear end busines meeting and then I went to take a poo poo and the auditor wandered into the bathroom and farted up a storm while he was at the urinal. Yeah, that's right, I intimidated a guy who was supposed to audit me and my financial practices into holding in his farts. That's how good I am at my job. He literally held in his farts until he thought I couldn't see or hear them.
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Jul 13, 2018 14:31
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- Sir Lemming
- Jan 27, 2009
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It's a piece of JUNK!
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Wait, he can SEE farts?
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Jul 13, 2018 14:48
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- Aphrodite
- Jun 27, 2006
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Farts are food's ghosts.
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Jul 13, 2018 14:59
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- Inexplicable Humblebrag
- Sep 20, 2003
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cumshitter is a treasure
a lovely, cummy treasure
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Jul 13, 2018 23:50
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- Gene Hackman Fan
- Dec 27, 2002
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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on a similar note, anyone got the "Homo, the cat that loves to gently caress" post handy
is this what you had in mind?
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Jul 14, 2018 03:53
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- Gumbel2Gumbel
- Apr 28, 2010
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The best thing about it was the meme someone made about it with the cast from Goodfellas
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Jul 14, 2018 05:33
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- Rollersnake
- May 9, 2005
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Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
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This little piggy went to market
This little piggy DESTROYED ALL WHO OPPOSED IT
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Jul 14, 2018 11:40
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- burial
- Sep 13, 2002
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Once a guy with the completely opposite problem (the big toe in that photo was tiny and growing higher on his foot) took his shoe off to show me in the middle of the grocery store. It came with a free 10-minute explanation about how he’d dropped a heavy screwdriver as a kid and it severed a nerve or something.
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Jul 14, 2018 17:44
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- Pastry of the Year
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Skylark's best posts are just *insanely* loving specific and I love them
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Jul 14, 2018 17:48
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- burial
- Sep 13, 2002
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actually, that won't be necessary.
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By big toe, do you mean the big toe, or the big toe?
The destroyer. The destroyer in that picture was like a sad baby on this guy’s foot.
And now that I’m thinking back on it, he showed it to me twice on separate occasions. There may have even been strong hinting that the toe was the reason his relationships usually didn’t last.
Working there kind of sucked.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:00
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- burial
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actually, that won't be necessary.
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Life has taught me that a hosed up toe isn't enough for someone to be unlovable.
I was just like “keep your socks on? missing the sock gap doesn’t have to be the end of the world.”
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Jul 14, 2018 18:06
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- burial
- Sep 13, 2002
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actually, that won't be necessary.
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That wasn’t his problem. I was just trying to take it off the table so that he’d figure that out on his own.
burial has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Jul 14, 2018
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Jul 14, 2018 18:29
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- Trig Discipline
- Jun 3, 2008
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Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
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That wasn’t his problem. I was just trying to take it off the table so that he’s figure that out on his own.
I mean...I wouldn't be happy if that thing were actually on the table.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:41
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- Comptroll The Forums
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DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
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By big toe, do you mean the big toe, or the big toe?
*George Costanza shimmies* you had to get the BIIIIIIIG toe!
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Jul 14, 2018 18:47
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- burial
- Sep 13, 2002
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actually, that won't be necessary.
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I mean...I wouldn't be happy if that thing were actually on the table.
Well, it wasn’t ever on the table in a literal sense. Just the floor of a grocery store. And then lifted up nearer to my face than I’d have liked.
I just ran out to get groceries and encountered this dude AGAIN but there was no show this time.
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Jul 14, 2018 19:55
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- Pick
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Can I request Avshalom's greatest hits? I've been trying to find her post where she shits on a guy at length for being a creep *and* being bad at photoshopping Frozen porn. Also the Overwatch fart porn fan fiction she dropped in the middle of a politics discussion apropos of nothing.
That one is incredible. I thought I had it in my post history here. Argh.
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Jul 15, 2018 16:36
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I once had a girlfriend who got annoyed that I wore socks to bed in winter, so it might be.
I’d be really interested in knowing whether ladies preferred socks on or an unobstructed view of stunted baby-toe but not quite enough to ask the dude for stats.
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Jul 15, 2018 17:11
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- Ugly In The Morning
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on a similar note, anyone got the "Homo, the cat that loves to gently caress" post handy
Seconding this request, it sounds familiar but I don’t remember any of the rest of the post.
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Jul 15, 2018 17:14
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- goethe.cx
- Apr 23, 2014
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Can I request Avshalom's greatest hits? I've been trying to find her post where she shits on a guy at length for being a creep *and* being bad at photoshopping Frozen porn. Also the Overwatch fart porn fan fiction she dropped in the middle of a politics discussion apropos of nothing.
idk about politics but this is the one from A Blizzard Subforum:
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Danny decided to head back into the world of Overwatch as he had a chance to meet some of the other members of Overwatch (mostly the girls there) and have a little fun there but lurking in the shadows was a woman who had the sense of a hawk and the eyes of the spider the sniper specialist simply known as Widowmaker...
Widowmaker: This boy... why am I suddenly so intrigued by his presence? Maybe if I gain more info on this child I can easily analyze his weaknesses...
[Widowmaker got to work on how to attract her new prey as she was disgusted to see that Danny has a flatulence fetish and she couldn't bear the thought that people would actually find something so repulsive so attractive and then that's when she got an idea on how she can use his fetish against him...]
Danny: Ahh... such a beautiful day in the world of Overwatch. What am I gonna do today? *walks around* Hm? Why I do get the feeling that I'm being watched?
(Widowmaker got her sniper out as she waited to seek her target...)
*BANG!*
Danny: D'oh! *passes out*
*Meanwhile, in an empty building...*
Danny: *wakes up* Hm? Where am I? Hello? Anybody here? Anyone?
???: *giggles* Silly boy, no one can hear you for miles...
Danny: *hears footsteps* Wait..
Widowmaker: Bonjour.
Danny: You're Widowmaker, right?
Widowmaker: My reputation proceeds me.
Danny: I've heard a lot about you; your skills as an assassin, the shooting of that robot Prime Minister... what do you want with me?
Widowmaker: Well... I heard that being intoxicated with someone's 'fumes' seem very intriguing to some *looks at his boner* and I think I found my little guinea pig...
Danny: *blushes, chuckles* W-what are you going to do to me?
Widowmaker: Basically, I'm going to test your stamina by farting on your face. *stomach growling* Hope you're ready. *consumes some weird elixir and her butt grew 3 times the size*
Danny was about to say something when Widowmaker placed her sexy rear end all over his face...
Widowmaker: No Mercy... Heart *grunts*
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revolting?)
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Danny: *to himself*- Wow! I did find my way to heaven! To smell Widowmaker's rear end and have her suck my cock? Ahhh... this is the life. *continues to smell her gas*
*SPLURT!!!*
Widowmaker: Mmmm... this taste... I must have more! *continues tasting his dick*
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[After Widowmaker had her fun with the wandering boy, she thought that using him as a fart cushion would give her an idea of using her rear end on her opponents but beneath the cold spider's mind was only one name that got inside her head and would love nothing more than to enjoy her groveling under her rear end... (but that's another story for another time)]
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- Absurd Alhazred
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- Happy Thread
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by Fluffdaddy
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Plaster Town Cop
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Hahahahaha
I just like lmao 😂😂
This motherfuckers shaking cause she tried to use a coupon but white fragility isn't real y'all
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- Adbot
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- theflyingorc
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ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
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Isildur's line had died out and Aragorn was a direct descendant of Elendil, making him a collateral decendent of Isildur. By British succession rules Aragorn should absolutely be the monarch.
Not that the quote is great, but it's a fun quote for "guess the thread"
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