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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

It’s good but nobody knows what a quim is, as evidenced by freakin’ Disney letting ‘mewling quim’ be a line in the Avengers.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

VanSandman posted:

It’s good but nobody knows what a quim is, as evidenced by freakin’ Disney letting ‘mewling quim’ be a line in the Avengers.

Josh Whedon is a creep and shouldn't have a career

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Is it just a basic hand cream filled with microbeads to cause irritation and swelling? Because lol if so

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Is it just a basic hand cream filled with microbeads to cause irritation and swelling? Because lol if so

Microbees?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Microbeads!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Is it just a basic hand cream filled with microbeads to cause irritation and swelling? Because lol if so

No, it has alum in it to make your pussy pucker.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mammal Sauce posted:

No, it has alum in it to make your pussy pucker.

Why not both?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Maybe it's just really sour. Do pussies have taste buds?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Maybe it's just really sour. Do pussies have taste buds?

They can't taste but some sure do smell.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/PointZ3RO/status/1017034775901720577

https://twitter.com/_SplitSeconds/status/1017758528063332352

https://twitter.com/rixharrison/status/1016978700624121856

https://twitter.com/AshDeSilv4/status/1018288781810634752

https://twitter.com/jptruckin/status/1018088367924350977

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Well, at least the french are happy

:nws: for man butt

https://i.imgur.com/RxOeHHG.jpg

:nws:

I appreciate how much he looks like a living roman statue

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That is some nice, chiseled man butt.

Still kind of concerned though if he slips and the flag slides in.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Zil posted:

That is some nice, chiseled man butt.

Still kind of concerned though if he slips and the flag slides in.

What are you, a Talmudic scholar?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Zil posted:

That is some nice, chiseled man butt.

Still kind of concerned though if he slips and the flag slides in.

He's French.

They do that intentionally.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Guy Goodbody posted:

Josh Whedon is a creep and shouldn't have a career



Really? I don't even like the guy and am less lazy in my hate.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Really? I don't even like the guy and am less lazy in my hate.

His ex-wife divorced him because he used his position to have a ton of affairs with female employees. He's somehow built up this reputation as being a feminist despite being a pig in private life and terrible at writing women.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Guy Goodbody posted:

His ex-wife divorced him because he used his position to have a ton of affairs with female employees. He's somehow built up this reputation as being a feminist despite being a pig in private life and terrible at writing women.

Writer has sex with women other than his wife, what a disgusting pig who shouldn't have a career.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

doverhog posted:

Writer has sex with women other than his wife, what a disgusting pig who shouldn't have a career.

Even when you try to break it down in a really stupid, simple way in his defense, he still comes off as a piece of poo poo.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Paladinus posted:

Why would they do that?

He partied too hard

Trig Discipline posted:

Can't believe they went with "be snug when you snuggle" instead of "pucker your fucker". Cowards.

I hate these cutesie euphemisms for loving. The worst part of good, old simpsons is marge talking about snuggling.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Nuebot posted:

Even when you try to break it down in a really stupid, simple way in his defense, he still comes off as a piece of poo poo.

Cheating on your wife is not cool, yeah. I just find it amusing how Whedon is now mentioned in similar tones to Weinstein, a rapist.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Naw. Weinstein should spend the rest of time in prison, Whedon just shouldn't be given money for his Strong Female Characters (that want to gently caress his self-insert) anymore.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

bzzzzzzz

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I loosely remember hearing about some product with glitter for your vagina and the obviously terrible consequences thereof.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I loosely remember hearing about some product with glitter for your vagina and the obviously terrible consequences thereof.

Vajazzle, yes. The leading cause of vaginal injuries in Essex for five consecutive years.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Paladinus posted:

Vajazzle, yes. The leading cause of vaginal injuries in Essex for five consecutive years.

Glad I came into town and broke the streak. Hey-O!!

Chirk Manbote
Apr 19, 2012

Paladinus posted:

Vajazzle, yes. The leading cause of vaginal injuries in Essex for five consecutive years.

a sexual elk posted:

Glad I came into town and broke the streak. Hey-O!!

Horrifying mental image from post/name

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost


Oh, the company is real.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Unless I'm misinterpreting elk dick on my phone you might want to edit that

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Phlegmish posted:

Unless I'm misinterpreting elk dick on my phone you might want to edit that

That's elk dick alright

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



doverhog posted:

Cheating on your wife is not cool, yeah. I just find it amusing how Whedon is now mentioned in similar tones to Weinstein, a rapist.

he got called a creep, which he is.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I loosely remember hearing about some product with glitter for your vagina and the obviously terrible consequences thereof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFalZM57tUk&t=49s

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

I've been meaning to ask, what the gently caress is up with your avatar. That supposed to be Spider-man?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Do we still have our annual "Gathering of the Juggalos" threads? Don't think I've seen one in a while.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

ubergnu posted:

I've been meaning to ask, what the gently caress is up with your avatar. That supposed to be Spider-man?

It is indeed. An actually-published comic page of Spidey annoying Dr Strange.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elfface posted:

It is indeed. An actually-published comic page of Spidey annoying Dr Strange.



I'm the missing denture.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Elfface posted:

It is indeed. An actually-published comic page of Spidey annoying Dr Strange.

:allbuttons:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

BiggerBoat posted:

Do we still have our annual "Gathering of the Juggalos" threads? Don't think I've seen one in a while.

Okay, now I'm intrigued

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

BiggerBoat posted:

Do we still have our annual "Gathering of the Juggalos" threads? Don't think I've seen one in a while.

Oh man, those threads were always so much fun.

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