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Wario has turned away from his devilish ways to have a more wholesome and good life.
He doesn't antagonize the mario brothers anymore at tennis tournaments. He doesn't scam his friends Dr. Cyborg, Jimmy, or Mona Pizza anymore. He stays away from all forms of garlic. He now wears business casual clothes and goes to work daily at his local temp agency where he pursues part-time opportunities in data entry and sometimes construction. He is still fat but he makes sure to brush his teeth, shower, and comb his hair daily.
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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waluigi doing community service at the ymca
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Jul 14, 2018 01:06
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Jimmy T. did not appreciate being scammed.
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Jul 14, 2018 01:36
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Wario is in therapy. Wario went to a retreat.
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Jul 14, 2018 03:27
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Still wears the hard hat, though.
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Jul 14, 2018 03:48
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"hey wario, get over here! the foreman ordered some papa John's"
"No a-thanks, I'm-a on a diet"
"and he got extra g a r l i c dipping sauce"
G-garlic? One dip couldn't hurt...
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Putty fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 14, 2018
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wario is old mario, when theres a mario and wario thats actually wario/mario's son mario junior
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Jul 14, 2018 23:38
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Think Waluigi turned his life around? Wrong. He now wears a greaser jacket over his overalls, adonishes crooked black sunglasses, and vapes motor oil. He is wanted by the police for eating Toadette, who he mistook for a poison mushroom.
Think this is because Wario left him? Have you seen the WarioWare games? He didn't even know Waluigi existed, and that might have been the trigger.
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He walked out of Dr. Mario's office in a hazy fugue. He had been fatigued, yes, even grabbing coins was leaving him exhausted, but he never imagined it was this bad. He got into his Honda Civic and was soon driving down the highway, not even sure which direction he was going. Day turned to night and eventually he pulled over next to a cliffside, parking and sitting next to the sounds of the ocean slapping the cliffs. He never thought he had a problem, but then he remembered what he looked like as a young man; his nose wasn't a hideous purple bulb, his abdomen wasn't swollen with accumulated fluid from liver damage. He threw his flask into the ocean after staring at it for five whole minutes.
Gazing up at the stars with tears in his eyes, he was determined to turn his life around, even if it didn't mean for very long. "Wah...", he said. "Wah! Waaaah!" He could beat this, like he beat the odds to become a competitive go-kart racer at his weight. The people of Wario Land depended on him for... something. He'd figure out a way to not just survive, but to thrive, and to be the kind of person his parents would have wanted him to be.
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Jul 17, 2018 05:18
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This is Wario's canon origin story:
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wow mario's kind of a rude dickhead
Mario is a fucker. He's poo poo!!!! I heard he hosed Captain Syrup, Wario's girlfriend!!!!!
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Jul 17, 2018 05:35
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This is Wario's canon origin story:
you can unlock a sheriff minigame in warioware so wario can pretend to be an rear end in a top hat sheriff as much as he wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbcEe0WXms
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Wario's recovery was going so well. But then he got an internet connection and stumbled across the erotic fan fiction written about him. Now he is in back in rehab.
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Jul 18, 2018 12:20
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They told me to go to rehab, and I said WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jul 18, 2018 12:45
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They told me to go to rehab, and I said WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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They told me to go to rehab, and I said WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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They told me to go to rehab, and I said WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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how did Wario antagonize anyone at the tennis tournaments beyond just the friendly competition and sportsmanship of trying to win the game fairly?
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