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beer pal

n/t

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:37

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# ? May 21, 2024 23:23

beer pal

shoulders back, head heald high, prouldy putting sugar and cream in my coffee for all to see

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:41

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

I wear a shirt when *I* mow the lawn

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:48

Macnult

You: Putting your hair into a man bun to chug black coffee like a tough guy

Me: First off, you can just call it a bun, and personally I prefer coffee with my cream and sugar

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:56

ferroque

Do you have flavor shots?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:58

beer pal

men gather at the end of the aisle and whisper in awe as i confidently take the short cut through the tampons aisle on my way to the frozen pizza

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:00

Macnult

beer pal posted:

men gather at the end of the aisle and whisper in awe as i confidently take the short cut through the tampons aisle on my way to the frozen pizza

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:04

cda: by Hand Knit

lol

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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:09

FluffieDuckie

beer pal posted:

men gather at the end of the aisle and whisper in awe as i confidently take the short cut through the tampons aisle on my way to the frozen pizza

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:10

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm buying midol because it contains caffeine and an antihistamine along with the acetominophen, and that makes it perfect for sinus headaches caused by allergies, which men can also have, thank you very much

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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:11

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I learned how to bake because fresh baked bread is seriously like the best thing ever and now I can have that whenever I want it.

Take that, toxic masculinity.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:25

Macnult

Revoking man cards and replacing them with environmentally friendly alternatives

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:37

alnilam

beer pal posted:

men gather at the end of the aisle and whisper in awe as i confidently take the short cut through the tampons aisle on my way to the frozen pizza

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:42

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Raising my left hand in a fist above my head as my right hand clicks a computer mouse to select "taric, the gem knight"

# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:44

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

blaise rascal posted:

Raising my left hand in a fist above my head as my right hand clicks a computer mouse to select "taric, the gem knight"

Outrageous!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:57

ferroque

gem knight shyamalan

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

why yes that is a bra i'm wearing over my sweatshirt

:smug:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:19

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

sometimes I don't order the Meat Lover's Combo

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:23

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

I was not shocked when I found out Samus' gender. :smug:

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:24

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

I've started to suffix certain unintentional double entendres with "yes homo"

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:36

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I've incorporated "Yass queen" into my lexicon and have even begun using it at times when I'm not watching "The Crown"

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:05

Mr.Fahrenheit

I read the instructions on Ikea furniture right away

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:10

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Leaves phone in plain sight so everyone can see I'm browsing the lavender-colored forum with the kitty cat*

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:10

Over There: by Azathoth

Smirk as I brush past the FOR MEN 2-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner and pick up a set of Moroccan oil beauty set of shampoo AND conditioner because I'm not going to sacrifice nutrients for toxic masculinity.

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# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:15

Mr.Fahrenheit

Why yes I WILL have the side salad.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:16

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Bros, who wants to split some kale chips with me? Bros, let's do this bros.

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:18

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Over There posted:

Smirk as I brush past the FOR MEN 2-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner and pick up a set of Moroccan oil beauty set of shampoo AND conditioner because I'm not going to sacrifice nutrients for toxic masculinity.

for real though I actually do use this one as often as I can

Not that it needs it. :hairsmug:

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:18

Dungeon Ecology

*reaches for powerbar but the camera goes further and you see that im actually going for a luna bar*

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:58

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Toxic masculinity decrees that men must rule by force and strength. I reject this by purposefully being weak and useless.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:12

FluffieDuckie

Dungeon Ecology posted:

*reaches for powerbar but the camera goes further and you see that im actually going for a luna bar*

blaise rascal posted:

Toxic masculinity decrees that men must rule by force and strength. I reject this by purposefully being weak and useless.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:31

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

blaise rascal posted:

Toxic masculinity decrees that men must rule by force and strength. I reject this by purposefully being weak and useless.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:34

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

come brosephine in my flying machine

# ? Jul 17, 2018 23:38

wearing a lampshade

beer pal posted:

men gather at the end of the aisle and whisper in awe as i confidently take the short cut through the tampons aisle on my way to the frozen pizza

wearing a lampshade fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jul 18, 2018

# ? Jul 18, 2018 00:38

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

As I drive to the "Fight Toxic Masculinity World Championship" stadium, my hands relaxedly gripping the steering wheel of my 2011 Subaru Impreza, a smirk frames itself on my face. How could I lose? I had just compiled a VERY long list of feminine things that do not scare me, and I had finally expanded my flower garden to every edge of my property. Hell, this morning at the gym, I saw THREE girls lifting with terrible form, and I didn't correct ANY of them.

I arrive and check in at the judge's table, and I start to think how nice that winner's trophy will look on the lovely yet unobtrusive objet d'art table in my living room.

That thought is still playing in my mind as I look up and see my first round opponent, who is...

...a woman. I shriek and flinch backward, utterly defeated

# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:14

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

sit down in solidarity (whilst pissing)

# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:46

krampster2

Walking confidently to the checkout at the bookstore with a copy of P&P like waddup, it's a good book.

krampster2 fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jul 18, 2018

# ? Jul 18, 2018 08:54

krampster2

Watching female Twitch streamers who don't use a webcam because I like their personality and the games they play

# ? Jul 18, 2018 09:08

krampster2

Asking friends if they want to hang out by saying: "Hey, it's awesome to spend time together so we should do something soon."

instead of being like, "yeah I was going to the beach anyway and if you wanna tag along then okay but cool if you don't, no homo haha"

# ? Jul 18, 2018 12:10

Twenty Four

"Hey bro, I don't lift."

# ? Jul 18, 2018 13:32

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# ? May 21, 2024 23:23

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I asked for directions.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 13:51

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