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Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

In the MCU, Ancient Norse Mythology is explicitly the only correct religion.

Let's blend it with Rhyno's idea. Cap dies, knocks on a door, "we had a date", pull back to show a smiling Odin, end credits

# ? Jul 17, 2018 15:26

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:08

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Cap is not going to die so shut up!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 15:48

RaspberrySea: Nov 29, 2004

Cap's gonna die, Stark's gonna live so he can have a baby with Pepper and name him Steve. :ohdear:

Either in the movie or in every fanfic that comes after it.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:03

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Chris Evans as Cap is the literal best. But he's dead. Dead dead.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:06

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I will call the police on the next person that says Cap's gonna die

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:11

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

Now that I'm thinking about it, what are they doing in world history and world religion classes in the MCU now?

Is it something like:

quote:

Okay class, today we are going to discuss pre-monotheistic religions. The ancient Norse religion believes that Earth was invaded by Frost Giants from another planet who found a magic teleporting box. These Frost Giants were driven out by the gods Odin, Frigga, and Thor who appeared riding a giant rainbow and an 8-legged horse named Sleipnir.

They were 100% correct. Class dismissed.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:12

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

zoux posted:

I will call the police on the next person that says Cap's gonna die

Call the police on Thanos.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:20

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Well in the movies all those people are chumps, and Ragnarok came and went without the Earth even noticing. So things probably got a lot more complicated, what with some things being 100% true and other things like 50% true and other things not true at all. And hey, now they have all sorts of alien gods they have to think about too!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:22

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Steve puts on the gauntlet but instead of bringing back the dead avengers he instantly regrows his beard and then kicks thanos' rear end

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:22

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Lord Hydronium posted:

Call the police on Thanos.

I think most of the new concept art looks pretty good, though I don�t think Thanos really needs a gun, I mean, the dude punched out the Hulk.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:32

Fangz: Jul 5, 2007; Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

I'm pretty sure Thanos's thing is a double bladed axe-sword thing, not a gun.

It would make sense because he needs something that can parry Stormbreaker.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:36

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Thanos gets all the stones again and as an act of mercy tells Cap he will bring back one person for him.

Cap imagines Peggy, then goes stonefaced and says he's made his wish.

The dust rises and forms into Diamond Dallas Page who grabs Thanos and gives him the diamond cutter, which knocks him out instantly. The diamond cutter can never be predicted and always works for the three.

Only Goldberg has ever kicked out, and he had an extra minute of the ref being unconscious.

Sometimes it can fail when DDP was a heel but that's because as a heel he would telegraph it.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:12

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Thanos has a Titan batleth, not a gun.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:19

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Ooh poo poo I figured out what I need in Avengers 4; cap gets the gauntlet on and we get a reversal of that shot of him holding off Thanos, with Thanos pushing back against a powered up Cap.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:59

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

After Cap's "One man shouldn't have to die" speech in the first part I wouldn't be surprised if he gets the gauntlet knowing he'll die if he uses it because it will be too much for a human to take and then goes out like that. Seems like a very Cap thing to do.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:36

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Thanos gets all the stones again and as an act of mercy tells Cap he will bring back one person for him.

Cap imagines Peggy, then goes stonefaced and says he's made his wish.

The dust rises and forms into Diamond Dallas Page who grabs Thanos and gives him the diamond cutter, which knocks him out instantly. The diamond cutter can never be predicted and always works for the three.

Only Goldberg has ever kicked out, and he had an extra minute of the ref being unconscious.

Sometimes it can fail when DDP was a heel but that's because as a heel he would telegraph it.

Especially as an Atlanta native, I would watch the poo poo out of this.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:00

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

DDP sucks, Jimmy King is the best.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:06

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

X-O posted:

After Cap's "One man shouldn't have to die" speech in the first part I wouldn't be surprised if he gets the gauntlet knowing he'll die if he uses it because it will be too much for a human to take and then goes out like that. Seems like a very Cap thing to do.

Yeah if they have to get rid of Cap this is the way for him to go out.

I doubt that Tony will die in Avengers 4 just to keep open the possibility that he might do guest cameos

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:11

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

https://deadline.com/2018/07/spider-man-far-from-home-numan-acar-sony-1202428003/

So, this guy is 100% Kraven, right?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:21

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Dacap posted:

https://deadline.com/2018/07/spider-man-far-from-home-numan-acar-sony-1202428003/

So, this guy is 100% Kraven, right?

If so, weird that they would name him Dmitri unless they're going for some strange twist on Chameleon's ties to Kraven. Or it could be misdirection?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:30

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

I'd assume misdirection, cause that's a pretty Kraven looking dude

Also fingers crossed that JB Smooth is Jameson cause that would be inspired casting

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:35

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Is that a different person than JB Smoove?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:49

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Aphrodite posted:

DDP sucks, Jimmy King is the best.

Nobody's better than Kanyon!

Anyway, my buddies at Den of Geek have their latest magazine issue ready for SDCC and its cover is full of Aquaman movie imagery.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:49

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Aphrodite posted:

DDP sucks, Jimmy King is the best.

You shut your mouth that man saved Jake the Snake's life! He is a macho yoga hero!

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:54

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

First look (?) at Willem Dafoe, Dolf Lungren, whoever Ocean Master is and some sea monsters for Aquaman.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:55

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Is this movie being made by Roger Corman or something? Why does it look like this?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:57

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

I am ok with the ending where nobody dies and we end on a high five freeze frame involving everybody.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:58

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Is that a Krogan on the left

# ? Jul 17, 2018 20:59

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Jamesman posted:

Is this movie being made by Roger Corman or something? Why does it look like this?

It looks like it should.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:11

BrianWilly: Apr 24, 2007; There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

Pleaes...i beg you...please Aquamang..talk to A Fish

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:22

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I am so stoked for Aquaman.

Edit: And I loving hope J.B. is JJJ. poo poo would be HILARIOUS and all the racists would lose their minds.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 21:29

Unmature: May 9, 2008

Teenage Fansub posted:

First look (?) at Willem Dafoe, Dolf Lungren, whoever Ocean Master is and some sea monsters for Aquaman.

That is loving amazing

# ? Jul 17, 2018 22:37

Inkspot: Dec 3, 2013; I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?

I hope they never run out of doofy comic book helmets to strap Patrick Wilson into.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 23:03

Shawn: Feb 6, 2003; I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.

Is Dolph Lundgren playing Vulko? That�s bizarre casting.

Edit: Apparently Willem Defoe is Vulko. That character design is dumb. I thought maybe he was lighthouse keeper Curry. He�s got no beard!

Shawn fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 17, 2018

# ? Jul 17, 2018 23:07

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

IIRC, Dafoe shot a scene or two for Justice League as Vulko, but it didn't make the theatrical cut.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 23:23

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Comcast is not going to try and match Disney's bid for Fox's properties

http://www.ign.com/articles/2018/07/17/comcast-will-reportedly-not-increase-its-fox-bid

# ? Jul 17, 2018 23:31

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Comcast is not going to try and match Disney's bid for Fox's properties

http://www.ign.com/articles/2018/07/17/comcast-will-reportedly-not-increase-its-fox-bid

We'll finally get our moleman movie

# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:16

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Jamesman posted:

Is this movie being made by Roger Corman or something? Why does it look like this?

God, I wish it was a Corman film.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:26

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

ashpanash posted:

We'll finally get our moleman movie

Can we adapt that one newspaper story where Mole Man tries to make Aunt May his queen and she's actually kinda into it?

# ? Jul 18, 2018 01:50

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:08

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

ashpanash posted:

We'll finally get our moleman movie

I believe you'll find the Fantastic Four battled the Moleman in hit film The Incredibles 2.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 02:45

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