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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Share Bear posted:

i'm the brewery that is 6 floors up in a glass tower

chemical lab in a residential space, with apparently weightless equipment, because there's no supports for multi-tonne vats in the space below

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:34

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Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

infernal machines posted:

also they'll attempt to reconfigure exactly once, at which point it will become apparent why no one else has come up with an idea as stupid as a reconfigurable permanent structure

hey nagakin capsule tower fuckin rules and i dont care that it proves your point

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i mean, it's a concept render, it's just very good at illustrating how loving stupid the concept is

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

uh last time i checked liquid was very light you dummies. that's how things float in it.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:35

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

infernal machines posted:

what in the gently caress? is this what autists come up with after taking a bunch of lsd?

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Share Bear posted:

hey nagakin capsule tower fuckin rules and i dont care that it proves your point

very cyber aesthetic

also lol at the stained mattress

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:36

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Tokamak posted:

what in the gently caress? is this what autists come up with after taking a bunch of lsd?

please don't describe your posts in your posts

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:37

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

you guys sure are mad that a bunch of junky industrial wasteland will have the lovely condo project placed on it by google instead of some other indistinguishable modern developer lol

that was my grandfather's indistinguishable modern developer's contract

he said i was going to get my own dealership

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:37

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

congrats on making something more implausible than Bin Laden's Mountain Evil Genius Lair

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:38

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

I'm the tubular office suspended within the gigantic normal office

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Tokamak posted:

what in the gently caress? is this what autists come up with after taking a bunch of lsd?

possibly? they certainly weren't architects or engineers

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

haveblue posted:

I'm the tubular office suspended within the gigantic normal office

it's a collaborative space! gently caress! :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:40

Whizbat!: Jan 22, 2004; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

196 pages of absolute bullshit

i�m the urban apis

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:42

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

pie in the sky concept drawings are always good for a lol

my favorites are new airliners - so spacious! wide aisles! tons of legroom! even a piano bar! - when in reality everyone knows the rows of seats will be packed as close together as possible, just like every other passenger plane

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:42

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

President Beep posted:

it's a collaborative space! gently caress!

reminded me of this

quote:

Employees at two Fortune 500 multinational companies saw face-to-face interaction time drop by about 70 percent, the use of email increase between 22 percent and 56 percent, and productivity slip after their traditional office spaces were converted to open floor plans�that is, ones without walls or cubicles that ostensibly create barriers to interaction. The findings, published recently in the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society B, suggest that removing physical dividers may, in fact, make it harder for employers to foster collaboration and collective intelligence among their employees.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/07/in-open-offices-workers-chat-70-less-are-less-productive-and-email-more/

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:44

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

FMguru posted:

pie in the sky concept drawings are always good for a lol

my favorites are new airliners - so spacious! wide aisles! tons of legroom! even a piano bar! - when in reality everyone knows the rows of seats will be packed as close together as possible, just like every other passenger plane

nah there'll be a bar and tons of leg room

...in first class

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if everything was a cube farm?

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:45

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

infernal machines posted:

chemical lab in a residential space, with apparently weightless equipment, because there's no supports for multi-tonne vats in the space below

three floors below it looks like the cocaine packaging facility from new jack city

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:46

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

im the complete opposite of a setback on the sixth-floor-brewery building

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

three floors below it looks like the cocaine packaging facility from new jack city

that's clearly a kowloon garment factory sweatshop

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i'm the cable cars just running wherever

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

uh last time i checked liquid was very light you dummies. that's how things float in it.

you are scary good at """pretending""" to be a typical American dipshit. it's really quite something.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:50

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

chemical lab in a residential space, with apparently weightless equipment, because there's no supports for multi-tonne vats in the space below

clearly its decorative so they can charge more

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:51

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

FMguru posted:

pie in the sky concept drawings are always good for a lol

my favorites are new airliners - so spacious! wide aisles! tons of legroom! even a piano bar! - when in reality everyone knows the rows of seats will be packed as close together as possible, just like every other passenger plane

rear end to rear end

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

loving lazy-rear end crane. does jack poo poo.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

you are scary good at """pretending""" to be a typical American dipshit. it's really quite something.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:03

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

I'm the guy harvesting wheat with a scythe on the roof of the brewery

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:04

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

what the

all of it

what

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:06

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

i'm the hot d

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

what the

all of it

what

synergy'd again!

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:07

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

this is the largest pile of fart-huffingest fucktrash

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:07

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

infernal machines posted:

possibly? they certainly weren't architects or engineers

spoken like someone who hasn't seen what architects get up to in their big ~concept projects~

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:08

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

graph posted:

this is the largest pile of fart-huffingest fucktrash

he who smelt it

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:10

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

I'm the guy harvesting wheat with a scythe on the roof of the brewery

i think thats a statue of death

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:11

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

graph posted:

this is the largest pile of fart-huffingest fucktrash

yospos bithc

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:11

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

quote:

The May 2015 video, which cuts from talks at tech conferences to journal articles to Twitter screenshots, advances a mind-bogglingly complex theory linking the geopolitics of the late Bush and early Obama years to a plot by elite institutions to take control of the American education system through an open source gaming console called the Ouya.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:13

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

Tokamak posted:

i'm the hot d

text me

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

i'm the cablecar

infernal machines posted:

i'm the cable cars just running wherever

gently caress!!!

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

and no, that looks exactly like an architect sketched that up

that basketweave archway on a roof is a dead giveaway

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:19

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