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Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Grape posted:

Yeah, it's kinda crazy to learn that the Nazis didn't just go "We're gonna attack Poland/Russia now because gently caress them lol" to their population. They concocted up lies and scenarios they could sell to the population that the eternally barbaric Slav was instigating a fight and firing across the border.
Oh no no, see we don't WANT to go steamroll Poland, we are honorable Germans, but well fiddlesticks, those greasy no goods are giving us no choice with their attacks. So invade and conquer we must.

go cruise the "trump voters who are posting about how they're gonna die under trump" thread and check out the ones that aare grateful to lose their jobs for maga

they dont even have to pitch propaganda that will benefit ppl

Martin Random has issued a correction as of 21:27 on Jul 18, 2018

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

I admit that it would be a downer if Rose City got kicked around by a bunch of out-of-town fash, but their odd fixation on Portland as some sort of Antifa main base is weird as hell.

portland is seen by them as a hippie dippie playland for commies when in reality its a hippie dippie playland for libs

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I admit that it would be a downer if Rose City got kicked around by a bunch of out-of-town fash, but their odd fixation on Portland as some sort of Antifa main base is weird as hell.

As a resident of another stereotypically very blue part of the country, I'm grateful Portland of all places is attracting this retarded attention.
But then again sometimes I think secretly the nazis are focusing on Portland because... of all the target cities they might descend upon, it's among the most white. And nothing terrifies them more than potentially facing off with actual black and hispanic people in large numbers.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Grape posted:

As a resident of another stereotypically very blue part of the country, I'm grateful Portland of all places is attracting this retarded attention.
But then again sometimes I think secretly the nazis are focusing on Portland because... of all the target cities they might descend upon, it's among the most white. And nothing terrifies them more than potentially facing off with actual black and hispanic people in large numbers.

it's half this and half the fact that they're tired of constantly losing their numerous Battles of Berkeley and are trying to find a softer target with more fashy cops

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
300 is some brain poison because all these nazi fucks who think that SHIELD WALL INVINCIBLE is a real thing are getting that weird idea from somewhere.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Feldegast42 posted:

That dude better take off his Christian fish hat I swear to God...

it pisses me off so bad dude. like joey gibson is probably my most hated of these chud fascists right now

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Zeroisanumber posted:

300 is some brain poison because all these nazi fucks who think that SHIELD WALL INVINCIBLE is a real thing are getting that weird idea from somewhere.

The movie 300 is ABSOLUTELY fascist, white nationalist propaganda

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
antifa needs to take up horse archery

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Grape posted:

But then again sometimes I think secretly the nazis are focusing on Portland because... of all the target cities they might descend upon, it's among the most white. And nothing terrifies them more than potentially facing off with actual black and hispanic people in large numbers.

look, the police said that a black male can at any moment become a terrifying force of nature capable of slaying an entire police department with his bare hands. us proud boys can't risk that, our moms would be sad.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Martin Random posted:

The movie 300 is ABSOLUTELY fascist, white nationalist propaganda

lol it's interesting that they excluded the bit where they were inbred slavers and pederasts who lost that war

Serf
May 5, 2011


Martin Random posted:

The movie 300 is ABSOLUTELY fascist, white nationalist propaganda

nonononono don't you see it's satire! that's why my army buddy i saw it with definitely didn't come out of the theater hyped up to go back overseas and kill more iraqis

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Sparta was like if Heinlein was allowed to create a nation state

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Epic High Five posted:

lol it's interesting that they excluded the bit where they were inbred slavers and pederasts who lost that war

In conclusion, Frank Miller is a land of contrasts.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I also love that 300 (both the comic and movie) thought it also important to include the malformed dude character like some sort of conservative metaphor for why it's important for just the normal men to be the ones with the position of doing things. And anyone weird or whatever needs to stand aside and not pretend they have some role to play!

If it's any consolation, actual Greeks thought it was a big dumb pile of hilarious Hollywood poo poo.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Epic High Five posted:

lol it's interesting that they excluded the bit where they were inbred slavers and pederasts who lost that war
The part where the Spartans sneer at the Athenians for being a bunch of soft boy-lovers made me lol hard enough to be loudly hushed in the theater.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


stealing cum town bits now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNg5J7MXgA4

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Martin Random posted:

go cruise the "trump voters who are posting about how they're gonna die under trump" thread and check out the ones that aare grateful to lose their jobs for maga

they dont even have to pitch propaganda that will benefit ppl

"i regret that i have but one livelihood to give for dear leader's presidency"

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


freckle posted:

antifa needs to take up horse archery

hell, just throwing rocks from bikes would probably work

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


Epic High Five posted:

Sparta was like if Heinlein was allowed to create a nation state

If anything it's even worse, given that really, Sparta got one big victory and then turned themselves into a propaganda state emulating that victory and talking up about how it was so big and important and 'living the life'. The worlds first live in theme park. The ONLY good thing Sparta did was their insane military focus meant that Spartiate women were probably the best treated women in all of Greece. But just them, no benefits for the hetairoi. And there were maybe 7,000 at the most populous time.

Look being a woman and loving history, you take what wins you can get. (Persia and Egypt were both better to women and way cooler btw.)

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he's tweaking

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Eimi posted:

If anything it's even worse, given that really, Sparta got one big victory and then turned themselves into a propaganda state emulating that victory and talking up about how it was so big and important and 'living the life'. The worlds first live in theme park. The ONLY good thing Sparta did was their insane military focus meant that Spartiate women were probably the best treated women in all of Greece. But just them, no benefits for the hetairoi. And there were maybe 7,000 at the most populous time.

Look being a woman and loving history, you take what wins you can get. (Persia and Egypt were both better to women and way cooler btw.)
i need to brush up on my spartan history but it's my understanding that the oligarchical nature of the society ended up unraveling it too. because the nature of the class system meant that landholders comprised the army, but what happens when wealthy landholds suck up more and more of the land? it worked for awhile when expanding outwards on the peloponnese through military conquest but eventually...

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i need to brush up on my spartan history but it's my understanding that the oligarchical nature of the society ended up unraveling it too. because the nature of the class system meant that landholders comprised the army, but what happens when wealthy landholds suck up more and more of the land? it worked for awhile when expanding outwards on the peloponnese through military conquest but eventually...

I don't really know much about the downfall of Sparta, especially after being crushed by Theban Super Gays. They sort of became rapidly irrelevant and the Romans keep them around as a tourist trap.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


what we need, is an elite cadre of antifa super gays, like the thebans before us. only weaponized homosexuality can crush the fascist menace.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
british atomwaffen was plotting an assassination but had a snitch

https://twitter.com/Hatewatch/status/1019686132370608135

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

If Portland is a laughingstock then why wasn't Portlandia funny?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

british atomwaffen was plotting an assassination but had a snitch

https://twitter.com/Hatewatch/status/1019686132370608135

like how they avoid saying "nazi"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



they were foolish to believe they would defeat a man who had a strait whipped until it submitted to his army

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

his entire aesthetic in this picture screams straight seduction porn. The big eyes, the soft features, the icthys, the way-too-manicured facial hair.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

business hammocks posted:

They're playing by gamergate rules, counting on endless harassment from a small cadre of internet nazis rather than expecting people to be fired and shunned as they are when people figure out they're nazis. Or maybe they don't understand that there's a difference between those things.

they've been trained to think that being a nazi is just a political position, so they're just retaliating against the evil liberals who hate free speech

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i need to brush up on my spartan history but it's my understanding that the oligarchical nature of the society ended up unraveling it too. because the nature of the class system meant that landholders comprised the army, but what happens when wealthy landholds suck up more and more of the land? it worked for awhile when expanding outwards on the peloponnese through military conquest but eventually...
IIRC, they ran into the non-primogeniture trap, where splitting the family land equally among all sons led, after multiple generations, to a nation of tiny smallholds that couldn't support themselves or afford the equipment necessary to be a hoplite (and would also lead to them selling out to a larger landlord, becoming landless and again unable to serve as a hoplite)

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Eimi posted:

Look being a woman and loving history, you take what wins you can get. (Persia and Egypt were both better to women and way cooler btw.)
Justinian and Theodora were pretty great about women's issues for their time and place, too, iirc.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Eimi posted:

I don't really know much about the downfall of Sparta, especially after being crushed by Theban Super Gays. They sort of became rapidly irrelevant and the Romans keep them around as a tourist trap.

It never fails to bring a smile to my face whenever some idiot starts going on about how badass Sparta was and I remember that the ultimate result was to make them a tourist attraction for a bunch of Romans who probably had about as deep an understanding of Spartan history as your average 300 viewer.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


pookel posted:

Justinian and Theodora were pretty great about women's issues for their time and place, too, iirc.

Yeah but that was much later. Like nearly a thousand years later in history. And didn't really change the culture. But yes you had Procopious flailing about calling her an actress. Which she was but the association was actress = prostitute. Theodora was pretty cool and certainly the one behind a lot of what Justinian did, forcing him to face the crowd in the Nika riots, etc. But I mean if we want to talk about Roman women, Empress Irene was hardcore as hell and the only actual ruling empress of the Roman empire.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

british atomwaffen was plotting an assassination but had a snitch

https://twitter.com/Hatewatch/status/1019686132370608135

so...they just kinda outed the identity of the whistleblower then. good work lads.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I think I need Prester Jane to explain this


Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Martin Random posted:

no, german middle class were psycho militarists who were a bunch of huge pussies afraid of imaginary threats, throw in mediocre prospects in life and that basically defines the portrait of a nazi

No they fought communists in giant city-wide conflicts and one civil war. The careerist nazis were much softer, its just that baseline Germanness was basically to live in service of the deathcult so they had more scary broad support. America has instead, a few hundred proud boys


Eimi posted:

If anything it's even worse, given that really, Sparta got one big victory and then turned themselves into a propaganda state emulating that victory and talking up about how it was so big and important and 'living the life'. The worlds first live in theme park. The ONLY good thing Sparta did was their insane military focus meant that Spartiate women were probably the best treated women in all of Greece. But just them, no benefits for the hetairoi. And there were maybe 7,000 at the most populous time.

Look being a woman and loving history, you take what wins you can get. (Persia and Egypt were both better to women and way cooler btw.)

Theres a cool ancient greece historian on the AskHistorians subreddit, and while hes no fan of sparta, he does credit them for some genuine military innovations

Or moreso, being of basic competence where the other Greeks were extraordinarily poo poo. The Spartans seem to have been the only Greeks to train units at the platoon level, and have nco-ish officers to lead them when other greeks would just have one guy commanding a few hundred people. Also, the other greeks just didnt bother doing formation drills at all, so whenevrr they fought, they would just chatge into battle like uh, barbarians. The Spartans would advance at a steadier pace.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Or moreso, being of basic competence where the other Greeks were extraordinarily poo poo. The Spartans seem to have been the only Greeks to train units at the platoon level, and have nco-ish officers to lead them when other greeks would just have one guy commanding a few hundred people. Also, the other greeks just didnt bother doing formation drills at all, so whenevrr they fought, they would just chatge into battle like uh, barbarians. The Spartans would advance at a steadier pace.

This is mostly correct. Sparta was alone among the Greek cities to actually have formalized training and something approaching a professional command structure (and thus seethed with resentment that they'd missed out at Marathon when the amateur Athenians won despite this). It's not that the others didn't know how to march or hold a phalanx together, but Spartans were the only ones who practiced regularly, a luxury afforded them by their class structure and slave empire in Laconia.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
A big part of the downfall of Sparta was also the constant helot revolts. When you have a slave population that's larger than your free population by several orders of magnitude, it's only a matter of time before they try something. Keeping the helots in check was also the main reason why Spartan society was so militaristic to begin with. The population of full Spartiates also shrank further due to inbreeding, the aforementioned institutionalized homosexual pederasty, and the state's hyper-focus on eugenics. I think the final ratio of helot to Spartan was something like five to one.

At the end of the Spartan state, the 300-style shieldwall phalanx was a very small part of the Spartan army. The majority of it was the perioikoi (those who dwell around), who were the middle-class auxiliaries that resulted from Spartans loving the helots. They didn't get the same training and discipline as the full Spartan warriors, thus leading to Sparta's defeat at the hands of the Gay Thebans at Leuctra. After that the helots realized that the Spartan army wasn't all that invincible, and the final series of helot revolts led to Sparta becoming mostly irrelevant for the rest of history.

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

No they fought communists in giant city-wide conflicts and one civil war. The careerist nazis were much softer, its just that baseline Germanness was basically to live in service of the deathcult so they had more scary broad support. America has instead, a few hundred proud boys

ok you win the nazi street thugs and supporters were very brave and ideologically pure and committed lol

think of the street nazis as just a bunch of failsons, individually cowardly but deadly in groups, backed by a phalanx of divorced dads who own marginally successful but struggling businesses, and at the very top industrialists who think they're in charge of the whole thing

also why hitler came to power is an ok book that does a nie demographic breakdown


edit: also america has a handful of nazis, a plurality of authoritarians looking for a hierarchy who, at their core, aren't that particular about ideology, and a FUCKTON of passive beneficiaries of statist white supremacy and overseas agression

basically we're ripe for nazis and I'm surprised we didn't go nazi in WWII because we basically financed their loving rearmament

My Cuck Dad posted:

A big part of the downfall of Sparta was also the constant helot revolts. When you have a slave population that's larger than your free population by several orders of magnitude, it's only a matter of time before they try something. Keeping the helots in check was also the main reason why Spartan society was so militaristic to begin with. The population of full Spartiates also shrank further due to inbreeding, the aforementioned institutionalized homosexual pederasty, and the state's hyper-focus on eugenics. I think the final ratio of helot to Spartan was something like five to one.

huge parallel to the southern states who were 40% slaves and basically incapable of fighting anything but a defensive war without either arming the slaves or risking mass insurrection

Martin Random has issued a correction as of 22:46 on Jul 18, 2018

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Martin Random posted:

ok you win the nazi street thugs and supporters were very brave and ideologically pure and committed lol

think of the street nazis as just a bunch of failsons, individually cowardly but deadly in groups, backed by a phalanx of divorced dads who own marginally successful but struggling businesses, and at the very top industrialists who think they're in charge of the whole thing

also why hitler came to power is an ok book that does a nie demographic breakdown


edit: also america has a handful of nazis, a plurality of authoritarians looking for a hierarchy who, at their core, aren't that particular about ideology, and a FUCKTON of passive beneficiaries of statist white supremacy and overseas agression

basically we're ripe for nazis and I'm surprised we didn't go nazi in WWII because we basically financed their loving rearmament

we were absolutely set to side with the Nazis in WW2 but then their allies bombed us lol owned

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