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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

IMO the most interesting thing about Sparta was their insistence on maintaining a foundational myth that the city was founded by Heracles and two of his lieutenants, who formed the basis of their bicameral kingship. So mythologically, Spartans were foreign invaders of Laconia, and they maintained that fiction throughout their entire existence. So all of their politics were informed by the idea that they were a settler state, and that the Helots were the natives that could never be part of their superior race.

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Epic High Five posted:

we were absolutely set to side with the Nazis in WW2 but then their allies bombed us lol owned

The Nazis made so many insanly bad military and diplomatic decisons from the very get go.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

the nazis were operating under the assumption that the vast jewish conspiracy was inevitably gonna get the us wrapped up in the war, and fdr was shipping arms to the allies. there were a bunch of nazi sympathizers tho

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


all these fash marches in Portland are definitely leading up to another Fields event. stay safe antifa ghost.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1019386670016151552

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



StashAugustine posted:

the nazis were operating under the assumption that the vast jewish conspiracy was inevitably gonna get the us wrapped up in the war, and fdr was shipping arms to the allies. there were a bunch of nazi sympathizers tho

lol we're America, of course we'd still be selling arms to both sides

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Martin Random posted:

The movie 300 is ABSOLUTELY fascist, white nationalist propaganda

This never really clicked with me until I listened to that Chapo ep on it, and yeah it's very apparent in retrospect. I've never loved the movie but I remember enjoying it on a really basic dumb guy level. Then again I always rooted for the much cooler Persians to win, which they do.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


The Venture Bros already made this joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QGEmoFhDk

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
So about those nazis in the police force...

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012


lmao the debate continues

quote:

The officers were pictured making an upside-down "OK" sign with their hands. O'Mary, who was also in the photo, said some have claimed the gesture is meant to express "white power."

Other Jasper residents told ABC 33/40 News the gesture is part of the “circle game,” which is popular with children.

"It's a kid game. Going around and hitting everybody when you see it," a resident told ABC 33/40.

seems like you should at least ask ffs

quote:

The mayor said he arranged the photo to recognize the narcotics team following a drug bust. He said he hasn't asked the officers what they meant by the gesture, but said they showed "poor judgment."

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

If they got suspended for doing that in Alabama when it can otherwise be written off as that circle game or giving the A-OK sign, then the rest of the department probably already knew something was up with them before

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Didn't Sparta have a holiday or something once a year where the Spartans were allowed to go out and kill as many Helots as they wanted without punishment?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mr Interweb posted:

Didn't Sparta have a holiday or something once a year where the Spartans were allowed to go out and kill as many Helots as they wanted without punishment?

that was their coming of age ritual.

though you weren’t supposed to be caught.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Mr Interweb posted:

Didn't Sparta have a holiday or something once a year where the Spartans were allowed to go out and kill as many Helots as they wanted without punishment?

CharlestheHammer posted:

that was their coming of age ritual.

though you weren’t supposed to be caught.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypteia

Spartans used teenage boys as their secret police. Think about the implications of that for a second.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Mr Interweb posted:

Didn't Sparta have a holiday or something once a year where the Spartans were allowed to go out and kill as many Helots as they wanted without punishment?

Yeah the young Spartiates were supposed to kill a Helot before they were considered a full man, but what you're thinking of is the day when the ephors would ritualistically re-declare war on the Helots. It wasn't every Spartan who would go out to kill Helots, but the Krypteia. They'd go out into the countryside and murder every Helot they came across to keep the population terrorized, and they'd often single out particular Helots that they thought were too strong, handsome, or charismatic - anyone they thought could lead a rebellion and murder them too.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I'm really not one of those :tinfoil: Russians are hiding under my bed but this had to have been made by Russians:



"Tired of these masked cowards attacking military veterans, immigrants, old ladies & transgenders and anyone else they do not agree with?"

"We strongly urge you exercise your constitutional rights!"

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

it’s impossible to distinguish a Russian’s imperfect English grammar from a chud’s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I had also considered that

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I’m the Shapiro-sized alpha :hai:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Captain_Maclaine posted:

In conclusion, Frank Miller is a land of contrasts.

Frank Miller is weird cause that comic he wrote about Martha Washington the black soldier in a future american hellstate was actually pretty C-SPAM afaik. been a long time since i read it though.

then he went full fash, i assume after 9/11

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!




hell yes martha gently caress those nazis up

e lol just noticed the nazi symbols are also merged with the male sign, gently caress those MRA nazis up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




chad & kekistani are mutually exclusive

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Grape posted:

If it's any consolation, actual Greeks thought it was a big dumb pile of hilarious Hollywood poo poo.

Nah I was in Athens start of the year, there's still tons of 300-themed Manly Spartan Man tat all over the market stalls, people wearing the t-shirts etc. Every country has its chuds and greek chuds love that 300.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
smearing gay people as the real nazis is also chud thing

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
being an ethnic or sexual minority does not preclude aligning oneself with bigoted majorities, and the fascist cult of masculinity can tip from homoeroticism into homosexuality, and some fascists dont value the traditional family unit, but you should not even bother entertaining miller’s attempt to associate gays with nazis

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Hentai Jihadist posted:

Frank Miller is weird cause that comic he wrote about Martha Washington the black soldier in a future american hellstate was actually pretty C-SPAM afaik. been a long time since i read it though.

then he went full fash, i assume after 9/11

If you haven't read it, I really recommend this great book:
https://www.amazon.com/Millers-Dare...+miller+heroism

It goes into great detail on the politics of Miller's fiction, how his life effected his work(yes, 9/11 hosed him up but he also wrote The Dark Knight Returns after being mugged several times), his distinctive art style and more.

I found it all really interesting. If you'd like a sample, I posted some quotes here.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

that was their coming of age ritual.

though you weren’t supposed to be caught.

quote="My Cuck Dad" post="486254989"]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypteia

Spartans used teenage boys as their secret police. Think about the implications of that for a second.
[/quote]


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah the young Spartiates were supposed to kill a Helot before they were considered a full man, but what you're thinking of is the day when the ephors would ritualistically re-declare war on the Helots. It wasn't every Spartan who would go out to kill Helots, but the Krypteia. They'd go out into the countryside and murder every Helot they came across to keep the population terrorized, and they'd often single out particular Helots that they thought were too strong, handsome, or charismatic - anyone they thought could lead a rebellion and murder them too.

Danke. Interesting stuff.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/1019584739160854530

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Wohl is such a pathetic little clinger.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

I was in a hipster coffee shop in LA the other day and all the customers were whispering about how attractive I was and how much they loved trump. I turned around and all the women giggled and smiled. They gave me their number, and then claimed their allegiance to trump, and then i saw the lights of the good year blimp, and it read, "jacob's a pimp"

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Zeroisanumber posted:

Wohl is such a pathetic little clinger.

i posted it here but people might have missed that his podcast is co-hosted by laura loomer

and i will never watch it

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Eimi posted:

I don't really know much about the downfall of Sparta, especially after being crushed by Theban Super Gays. They sort of became rapidly irrelevant and the Romans keep them around as a tourist trap.

its been a while but IIRC the main reason for their early military supremacy was that they were the only city-state where there was any permanent ongoing focus on the military. other city-states would just gather dudes together as needed. as soon as the other cities expanded enough to employ professional standing armies they got their asses kicked

Bushiz posted:

his entire aesthetic in this picture screams straight seduction porn. The big eyes, the soft features, the icthys, the way-too-manicured facial hair.

lol omg yes

so youre saying if i suck your dick youll introduce me to your tradgirl daughter???

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cumshitter posted:

its been a while but IIRC the main reason for their early military supremacy was that they were the only city-state where there was any permanent ongoing focus on the military. other city-states would just gather dudes together as needed. as soon as the other cities expanded enough to employ professional standing armies they got their asses kicked


lol omg yes

so youre saying if i suck your dick youll introduce me to your tradgirl daughter???

Reminded how the Romans admired Sparta's military culture despite being more Athens inspired in practical terms, conquered Sparta and kept it around as an open-air museum.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Vitamin P posted:

Nah I was in Athens start of the year, there's still tons of 300-themed Manly Spartan Man tat all over the market stalls, people wearing the t-shirts etc. Every country has its chuds and greek chuds love that 300.

lol you think those are aimed at a domestic audience and not tourists.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/lane-davis-ralph-retort-seattle4truth-alt-right

Killing my dad to own the libs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1019987037515067392

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
How is it possible that every freeze frame of Tucker has him making that exact face.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

SpaceViking posted:

How is it possible that every freeze frame of Tucker has him making that exact face.

He's got a bachelor's degree in long, vacant stares, with a minor in duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.


:evil:

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

How is it possible that Dave Rubin still tries to tell jokes?

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