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ramenpower
May 6, 2007

Society must take every means at its disposal to defend itself against the emergence of a parallel power which defies the elected power
Wasn't Armin Shimmerman one of those 3 original whip wielding ferengi?

Edit: Yes. He was the first ferengi.

ramenpower fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Jul 19, 2018

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
how do you even aim those?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

how do you even aim those?

Presumably the same way you aim a real whip; crack it and futilely hope it won’t come back and hit you in the face.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

how do you even aim those?

The same way you aim hand phasers.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*shoots auto-aiming particle beam at enemy*

*misses*

Also roll the dice and depending on the SFX budget weather the guy just keels over or does a cool vaporization effect or fuckings explodes!!! :2bong:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

how do you even aim those?

gotta roll higher than a 12 on the attack roll

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Im fascinated looking into girlzone Star Trek Ds9 fandom it’s like they watched a totally different show. It’s about quark and weyoun and keiko is a major character. they love her. Eddington does not exist.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Girls also seem to really want Kira and jadzia to get their smooch on. Even more than teen boys did.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
how many stories involve dax luring kira back into the holodeck

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
They're much more believable as friends than Troi and Crusher by a long ways at least.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

uh oh, turns out its mirror universe kira!!

naem
May 29, 2011

Pick posted:

Girls also seem to really want Kira and jadzia to get their smooch on. Even more than teen boys did.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Bit of minor trivia, but DS9 actually honors the energy whips too; Quark's 'Marauder Mo' action figures have them :allears:.

Noice!

I had to go back and watch Nog's speech to Sisko about wanting to join Starfleet. It's such a good moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuzh6RT0wx8

Pick posted:

Girls also seem to really want Kira and jadzia to get their smooch on. Even more than teen boys did.

That's 'cause we were busy fantasizing about Leeta the Dabo Girl and Kira.



Leeta packed on the pounds post DS9, though...



Unlike Kira, who seems to have aged like the finest of wines...

Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 19, 2018

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If my knowledge were based on lady world fandom discourse I’d think it was all about Weyoun and his many wacky gay friends

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Weyoun and Lwaxana Troi would have gotten along swimmingly.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
As we all know, Star Trek can’t be that good

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pick posted:

As we all know, Star Trek can’t be that good

What? You mean THIS isn't GOOD???



God bless you, Jeri Ryan, you put up with a lot of poo poo during your Voyager days.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Bogus Adventure posted:

What? You mean THIS isn't GOOD???



God bless you, Jeri Ryan, you put up with a lot of poo poo during your Voyager days.

That is unironically extremely good.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Bogus Adventure posted:

What? You mean THIS isn't GOOD???



God bless you, Jeri Ryan, you put up with a lot of poo poo during your Voyager days.

lmao that camera angle keeping her rear end FIRMLY CENTER OF FRAME

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The biggest problem with the Kazon is that Voyager keeps running into the same Kazon while in theory warping away from their space since episode 1.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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btw now that i am in the final season of ds9 i have finally met ezri

i think she is cool and good and also a cutie but i can see why some people would find her way to twee

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Fojar38 posted:

btw now that i am in the final season of ds9 i have finally met ezri

i think she is cool and good and also a cutie but i can see why some people would find her way to twee

Ezri Dax best Dax, she was adorkable before adorkable was a thing.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lmao that camera angle keeping her rear end FIRMLY CENTER OF FRAME

Seven's rear end was the only thing keeping Voyager trucking along until the very end.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Hell, same

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

Hell yeah :awesome:

naem
May 29, 2011

Bogus Adventure posted:

Seven's rear end was the only thing keeping Voyager trucking along until the very end.

They knew where their paychecks came from

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



The printing on the poster behind her makes it look like she has giant hoop earings and now all I can think when I see that picture is how she'd totally rock them

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Bogus Adventure posted:

What? You mean THIS isn't GOOD???



God bless you, Jeri Ryan, you put up with a lot of poo poo during your Voyager days.

Should have been a two-parter where The Rock comes in and dunks on all of Voyager’s stupid alien species before finally fighting Seven.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Should have been a two-parter where The Rock comes in and dunks on all of Voyager’s stupid alien species before finally fighting Seven's Stunt Double.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

I don't know about the Rock. Dude seems a little overexposed nowadays.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Salty Josh posted:

I don't know about the Rock. Dude seems a little overexposed nowadays.

:agreed:

Dwayne "Titty Reduction Surgery" Johnson

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Bogus Adventure posted:

:agreed:

Dwayne "Titty Reduction Surgery" Johnson

That often happens when you don't cycle right or use too much of the juice without estrogen blockers.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i was on the fence about vic but he's won me over in "It's Only a Paper Moon"

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
Sooooo, we're just going move on from the time when Garak just straight murdered a dude? Season 5 makes some really weird choices.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Patrick Spens posted:

Sooooo, we're just going move on from the time when Garak just straight murdered a dude? Season 5 makes some really weird choices.

Dude he's obviously straight up murdered people before. Also that's sort of the point of the episode, the juncture at which realpolitik trumps ideology (and whether you agree with Sisko's choice in that dilemma).

They kill the holodeck designer guy, the senator, the other people on the senator's ship--that's the price of a shot at winning what appears to be an unwinnable war.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

There's a scene in, I think, the second fight of Tsunkatse where you can clearly tell it's not Jeri Ryan throwing down in the ring.

And credit where due to the episode; they actually have some real fight coordination for most of the matches. It's just that the third one has Seven fighting the guy who trained her to the death (DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!! :nallears:) so they have to talk during the bout and suddenly it's back to cheesy Star Trek slap-fighting.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Garak has murdered a lot of dudes and will continue to murder a lot of dudes forever.

He doesn't have a redemption arc, he has a vindication arc.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
And if I'll stand up for Gul Dukat you better be ready cuz I'll fuckin throw down for Garak :argh:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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