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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

value-brand cereal posted:

This looks really cute and endearing, and some thing I might enjoy. Is there creepy pedo poo poo in it? I don't want to spend money if there's going to be soft core, implied hosed up poo poo in it.

If you have to ask...

# ? Jul 19, 2018 22:49

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# ? May 25, 2024 02:16

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

CzarChasm posted:

Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family.

My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer.

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:22

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

CzarChasm posted:

Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family.

My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer.

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:25

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

CzarChasm posted:

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

holy poo poo.

Sorry.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:37

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Fucks sake that was good

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:37

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

CzarChasm posted:

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:39

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Can someone explain pls

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:49

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

bike tory posted:

Can someone explain pls

Have a read through this

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:53

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

bike tory posted:

Can someone explain pls

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599972&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10#post426646421

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:53

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599972&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10#post426646421

Not you

# ? Jul 19, 2018 23:56

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

CzarChasm posted:

Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family.

My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer.

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

Awh man that really sucks i'm sorry. I'm ginger and absolutely terrified of this happening to me, growing up literally every doctor I have been told basically told me to tell someone immediately if I ever find a mole on me cause my skin tone is basically as light as you can possibly get without being considered albino.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:43

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bath Tubs posted:

Awh man that really sucks i'm sorry. I'm ginger and absolutely terrified of this happening to me, growing up literally every doctor I have been told basically told me to tell someone immediately if I ever find a mole on me cause my skin tone is basically as light as you can possibly get without being considered albino.

I'm sorry to tell you that you were just very emotionally open to a meme joke

# ? Jul 20, 2018 02:49

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's about some teens and their families, and how society has adapted to having multiple human races with pretty different body types. So it does touch on, like, the fact that centaurs need bigger restroom stalls.it actually does have some implied hosed up poo poo, because there's references to re-education camps for racists. At one point the Centaur suggests a tired friend could ride her and the friend is like, "no loving way, that's illegal, if they see that they'll send me away!" because there's a hosed up history of centaur slavery in some countries. But there's no, like, soft core sex stuff going on.

I'd actually recommend the anime, it's pretty good, maybe slightly better than the manga.

That legit sounds like an interesting plot concept though the whole reeducation camps might be some weird antisemetism type poo poo a la attack on titan or snk? One of those is the nazi one.

fool_of_sound posted:

I only skimmed it a few years ago, but the big issue I remember it is that substantial undertones of 'man people are really oversensitive about racism, aren't they???'

Yeah that sounds like Japan! I'll see if I can get it used somewhere! I haven't read anime comics since Cardcaptor Sakura when I was a tween, so hopefully this is some cute poo poo with a side of realism to even out the saccharine. Thanks again!

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:04

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm sorry to tell you that you were just very emotionally open to a meme joke

Somebody once said memes are basically hieroglyphs that you either get or you don�t and sincere responses to jokes are my favorite proof of that idea.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:04

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

AI generated motivational poster.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 03:31

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

VanSandman posted:

Somebody once said memes are basically hieroglyphs that you either get or you don�t and sincere responses to jokes are my favorite proof of that idea.

My favorite meme is people being really earnest about memes and offering advice and support. :unsmith:

# ? Jul 20, 2018 04:16

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I will never not appreciate a spontaneous display of affection.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 04:18

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Jul 20, 2018 04:18

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

It was the "stealing a bat fascinator from Stephen King's fence" of its day.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 05:13

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

SpacePig posted:

When someone mentioned the giant centipede earlier, I looked it up to see just how giant it was. I saw it mention that one recently recorded death from one of their bites was when one was hiding in a child's open soda can, and while I was relieved that it was still small enough to fit in a soda can, I basically stopped reading about bugs for the day then and there.

Yeah good luck fitting this monstrosity into a soda can

# ? Jul 20, 2018 06:06

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Guy Goodbody posted:

Grimm Fairy Tales is a comic book universe of "sexy" versions of fairy tales, it's been running for over a decade and has like 400 issues despite there not being a single human being alive who will admit to to reading it.

Who was this drawn by, Rob Liefeld's somehow-even-worse-at-anatomy cousin?

# ? Jul 20, 2018 07:05

Shy and Shameless: Jul 15, 2015; Raised by birbs

Memento posted:

Who was this drawn by, Rob Liefeld's somehow-even-worse-at-anatomy cousin?

Now, now; we can't see their feet. This could well be Liefeld, too.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 08:25

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Phlegmish posted:

Wow kids really seem to hate this one specific wasp

Let me tell you ten reasons why!!

# ? Jul 20, 2018 08:41

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

KozmoNaut posted:

Bees are cute and slow (especially bumblebees ) and just want some sugar water or nectar or whatever.

Whilst this is largely true of Bumblebees I can say as a beekeeper this is not true of Honeybees if you go near their hive. They will string the poo poo out of you then hundreds more will come and sting you as well. They can be totally chill a lot of the time but is one bee freaks out and stings you then it can become pretty bad news pretty quickly.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 09:18

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aramoro posted:

Whilst this is largely true of Bumblebees I can say as a beekeeper this is not true of Honeybees if you go near their hive. They will string the poo poo out of you then hundreds more will come and sting you as well. They can be totally chill a lot of the time but is one bee freaks out and stings you then it can become pretty bad news pretty quickly.

They're still highly derived wasps, so it's to be expected

# ? Jul 20, 2018 10:30

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Randaconda posted:

They're still highly derived wasps, so it's to be expected

At least they die when they sting mammals mostly.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 10:38

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Hurr durr i'm gonna sting that dude and die in the process hurr durr

- stupid idiot moron bee fuckers

# ? Jul 20, 2018 10:53

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aramoro posted:

Whilst this is largely true of Bumblebees I can say as a beekeeper this is not true of Honeybees if you go near their hive. They will string the poo poo out of you then hundreds more will come and sting you as well. They can be totally chill a lot of the time but is one bee freaks out and stings you then it can become pretty bad news pretty quickly.

Africanized "Killer" Bees kept this trait to absurd levels. A single sting sends out a pheremone signal strong enough to be sensed from miles away that labels you as "Enemy. Engage Immediately." And each time another bee stings you in response to the signal, it sends out another, raising the def-con level for the thousands of horrifyingly aggressive warriors in the swarm. You very quickly become more bee venom than man, and it's a level of pain the human heart can't handle, going full arrest, assuming you aren't allergic and having anaphylaxis in every centimeter of your skin, strangling yourself from the massive swelling. Bees can be scary, yo.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 10:55

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Aramoro posted:

At least they die when they sting mammals mostly.

Wasp's stingers are not barbed, like bees, so they can keep stinging and won't die.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 11:05

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Aramoro posted:

Whilst this is largely true of Bumblebees I can say as a beekeeper this is not true of Honeybees if you go near their hive. They will string the poo poo out of you then hundreds more will come and sting you as well. They can be totally chill a lot of the time but is one bee freaks out and stings you then it can become pretty bad news pretty quickly.

I can say that masonry bees are idiots that will crawl through tiny gaps to get to lightbulb-holders rather than go back up my chimney.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 11:13

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

Wasp's stingers are not barbed, like bees, so they can keep stinging and won't die.

Bee stings are better than just barbed, they have muscles attached and kinda saw their way into your skin even after the bee itself has gone away to die in the corner. A cool adaptation to allow them to sting mammals more easily. And when there's 50,000 of you in a colony life is cheap.

# ? Jul 20, 2018 11:24

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm sorry to tell you that you were just very emotionally open to a meme joke

Living dangerously is the only way I wanna live

# ? Jul 20, 2018 11:33

Oxygen Deficiency: May 19, 2008

CzarChasm posted:

Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family.

My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer.

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.