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Don't worry, you can get the money ba... https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiehopkins/2018/07/16/a-new-retirement-risk-unclaimed-property-laws/#58c1922252b8 quote:In 2016, Pennsylvania enacted an unclaimed property rule that essentially treats retirement accounts no differently than all other accounts. After just three years of inactivity, regardless of the account holder’s age, the account will now qualify as unclaimed property. You are still allowed to claim your property into perpetuity, but the account will be liquidated and placed in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania’s General Fund. This means that ordinary income taxes are owed on the entire amount and, in addition, there will likely be a 10 percent penalty tax for early withdrawal from your account, if done prior to age 59.5. tfw you only have 10k in a retirement account and have to pay over 10k to get it back from the state 
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This thread is disturbing as gently caress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CwTBfIzbw
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Halser posted:This might have been posted already. Guillotine that traitor.
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Halser posted:This might have been posted already. Definitely words that any human being has ever spoken out loud or even thought.
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purple death ray posted:"Hey! Why isn't this shopping experience more personalized?!" I loving LOVE ENGAGING WITH MY FAVORITE BRANDS!!!!
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ate all the Oreos posted:I loving LOVE ENGAGING WITH MY FAVORITE BRANDS!!!! Why do all my brands want to rectally impale me? I thought we were friends.
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in my ideal future my amazon alexa will know so much about me it will be able to impersonate me on line 24/7 while I spend that time generating capital for my boss
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That reminded me of this fantastic market research document google put out a while ago trying to sell adwords or something, that had a bunch of great poo poo in it like "9 out of 10 teens identify with OREOS™ Brand Sandwich Cookies more than any other brand," lemme see if I can find it it was like a year and a half ago...
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Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": https://storage.googleapis.com/think/docs/its-lit.pdf Possibly the funniest thing you will read all day
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a lizard posted:teens think music that makes them "feel" something is cool a lizard posted:When I think “cool” I imagine companies
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Man I forgot how fun this PDF was  
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a lizard posted:#netflixandchill is how  a lizard posted:Gen Z never knew the world before the internet - before lol communism is inevitable
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ate all the Oreos posted:Man I forgot how fun this PDF was Ive never really thought of doritos as being cool
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ate all the Oreos posted:Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": Thank you Google, very cool!
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Tetracube posted:in my ideal future my amazon alexa will know so much about me it will be able to impersonate me on line 24/7 while I spend that time generating capital for my boss I loving hate Alexa and other smart home poo poo like this. But if Alexa could absorb and compile enough of my data to do my remote job for me so I can go fishing all day I won't get mad when it orders more fishing gear while I'm out.
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Ahh there it isquote:Teens go crazy for Oreos! Oreos are cool because of the variety of delicious flavors and the cute/funny marketing. HELLO FELLOW TEENS ARE WE CONSUMING OREOS BRAND OREOS TODAY?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Ive never really thought of doritos as being cool nobody has "what teens think is cool" is a sad, desperate phrase exhaled from marketing tendril-people
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ate all the Oreos posted:Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": Someone actually spent a whole bunch of money making this trash
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Rarity posted:Someone actually spent a whole bunch of money making this trash At the end it says they commissioned three different studies, all to come to the conclusion that TEENS loving LOVE BRANDS!!!
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Ive never really thought of doritos as being cool  ?
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Which came first Ranch or Cool Ranch?
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“Google is really cool because it is an innovator. A trend setter. Google is not only a powerful search engine, but great at everything it does, from email to documents. Google products are easy to use and work well. As a company, Google also stands for education and creativity, shown by the science fairs and doodles contests they host.” hello fellow teens, who else enjoys internet web sites such as google(tm)
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hmm, this tastes very cool to my teen tastebuds
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EugeneJ posted:Which came first Oh, you think that’s a brain-twister? 
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 lmao at google+ being anywhere near that high this survey was blatantly done by google employees
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Halser posted:This might have been posted already. Wow five panels of something people say all the time followed by something nobody has ever said very thought provoking.
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Chomp8645 posted:Wow five panels of something people say all the time followed by something nobody has ever said very thought provoking. I mean I guess I've said it in the form "why the hell are you showing me 8 different versions of the appliance I just bought 5 minutes ago"
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This is some timecube poo poo right here. Is...is Pepsi actually ok, though?
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That whole document is some serious artwork.
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ate all the Oreos posted:Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": how do you do? 
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this thread is more upsetting than the cursed images thread . "Grandpa , when did you bring out the guillotines again ?" *leans back in chair , putting hands behind head * "ohhh right around the time Oreo became a sentient brand we knew it gone on long enough "
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EugeneJ posted:Which came first Um, Ranch?
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Scary! posted:Dead Peasant Insurance https://www.bankrate.com/finance/insurance/dead-peasant-life-insurance.aspx quote:In 2011, police in Ohio arrested the owner of an oil-change business and charged him with trying to hire a hit man to kill a former employee to collect on a $250,000 COLI policy, according to The Columbus Dispatch.
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I'm going to say something deeply unpopular and suggest that maybe giving profit driven corporations the ability to benefit from the deaths of easily replaceable staff might not be a great idea.
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