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That gaslighting was so crazy, it must be crazy! SHE must be crazy! — a real post
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Jul 20, 2018 20:47
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. "She likes to sleep in a big bed, what a freak!" Dude, you don't need to work this hard to make up a reason to break up. Just break up.
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Jul 20, 2018 20:53
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I'm casting my vote for the whole thing is just a made up story. HOT TAKES ITT Also, roadkill and poisonous plants lady sounds rad, she should dump her boring stick in the mud boyfriend and find someone who's into, like, huge sofas and 12th century manuscripts and keeps reptiles
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Jul 20, 2018 20:54
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Anne Whateley posted:obviously there's a lot going on in the engagement story but l m a o at this part, don't miss it I like how he wanted to learn to cook on like the night of the proposal as opposed to the 6 years before then.
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Jul 20, 2018 20:55
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A big flaming stink posted:ANYWAY the name for that type of person is "borderline" i started hating the op for misusing the term "literally" but i really grew to dislike her when she basically is saying she can continually do stupid poo poo and if anyone refuses to coddle her after she freaks out they told her not to do stupid poo poo she melts down even more it's hard to articulate but the OP is bringing to mind some people from my past, there's a very specific "persona" it evokes and i strongly dislike that persona DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. goth ms frizzle is awesome and im glad to hear my twitter crush will soon be single 
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Jul 20, 2018 20:58
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Pick posted:That gaslighting was so crazy, it must be crazy! SHE must be crazy! Didn't you post about how domestic abuse and gaslighting is, in your opinion, good because it shows you really care
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Jul 20, 2018 21:00
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. Congratulations, your girlfriend is a witch.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:04
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Yeah that really sounds like a summary of some anime with a witch girl
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Jul 20, 2018 21:09
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i like nice words
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ArbitraryC posted:I like how he wanted to learn to cook on like the night of the proposal as opposed to the 6 years before then. A better idea would be to cook a dinner with his GF. My local supermarkets are now selling meal kits to push back against Blue Apron. Go with the GF to pick one out, help make the meal, propose at end of dinner but before cleaning up, then clean up while she calls all her friends.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:11
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Keeping poisonous plants is cool, some of them look pretty. I'm filing this under witch-girl anime though. Or maybe this is some Stardew Valley fanfiction.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:12
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A big flaming stink posted:Me [23F] with my coach's fiancé [29F], she confronted me, I had a panic attack & now it's hard for me to go to practice Let me guess, the sport is quidditch?
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Jul 20, 2018 21:21
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. this guy needs to dump his girlfriend so I can date her and cherish her and love her
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Jul 20, 2018 21:23
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houstonguy posted:Let me guess, the sport is quidditch? I'm thinking roller derby - all the legitimacy of quidditch with 20x the drama.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:24
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. This entire thing reads like fanfic about me and now I’m loving creeped out
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Jul 20, 2018 21:24
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:I'm thinking roller derby - all the legitimacy of quidditch with 20x the drama. That was my go-to assumption too
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Jul 20, 2018 21:25
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Pick posted:This entire thing reads like fanfic about me and now I’m loving creeped out Read to the end. He says she's beautiful with a great sense of humor.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:25
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Read to the end. He says she's beautiful with a great sense of humor. She sounds like a total doofus. 
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Jul 20, 2018 21:28
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I’m not that unique, there are a lot of women like that around, I’m just one of em
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Jul 20, 2018 21:30
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:35
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the poster deleted the text of the post, but the title remains My girlfriend [25F] of eight months and I [28M] were planning a threesome, and she suggested her little brother [22M] as the third partner? I thought she was joking, but then it became clear she wasn’t
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Jul 20, 2018 21:37
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Blade Runner posted:I read the part with the screwdriver and the hinges being in his drawer, which is definitely the most damning part of it, but You sound like a dense city boy. Out in the country, ya got more land than people and even less wifi. Sometimes that land has valuable poo poo on it, poo poo you wanna keep an eye on. That's why ya got trailcams. When they detect motion, they take a photo and send it to your phone via cellular network. Some trailcams even offer data plans so that you can watch live video feeds/have the cam take a 30 second video and transmit. Batteries last a helluva long time on 'em, and they're completely disconnected from the grid.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:39
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Yawgmoth posted:No kidding. The only thing even slightly offputting is the stopping to pick up roadkill, and that could be solved by a 2 minute "hey can we not pick up random dead raccoons when I'm around?" conversation. Everything else sounds rad af. He specifically said she didn't stop to pick up roadkill while he was around. He's just the squarest motherfucker possible.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:39
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:I'm thinking roller derby - all the legitimacy of quidditch with 20x the drama. Have you ever been to a roller derby match? It's a fast paced, tough, physically demanding sport that's entertaining to watch. There may be a little more drama, but that's because it's an actual thing people do. "Quidditch" is just sad.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:43
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. Leatherworking and Herbalism is a slightly odd profession combo but whatever works. Also imo crazy booby trap boyfriend wasn't trying to kill her, just make her feel helpless and dependent. Lmao that even after the update that completely vindicated her fears someone still decided that she's the crazy one.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:46
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I want to date witch GF. She should dump him.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:47
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Beachcomber posted:Have you ever been to a roller derby match? It's a fast paced, tough, physically demanding sport that's entertaining to watch. I have, I had an ex that played. I was joking, I know it's an actual demanding sport, although they kept implementing rule changes to make it increasingly less fun to watch. The drama though. My lord, the drama.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:47
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OPs comments:quote:Maybe I've been thinking about this wrong this whole time... I really do love her, I've never met a girl like her or who's got so many ideas and interests as her. Is there any way I can make myself "stronger" to stop being so grossed out by dead things? quote:I dunno man, it's just... she barely mentioned any of it and when I went over to her house (which was nearly a two hour drive away because she lives in rural country area) it's just kinda a shock to someone who lives in the suburbs to see all this stuff. I thought for sure half of her plants would be illegal, but apparently they're not, and the dead things just kinda... make me really nervous. Like if you went to someone's house, and found out they were skinning corpses and fleshing them and then leaving the remains to rot so you could harvest the bones, I just don't feel comfortable with that and I doubt most people would be. quote:When you phrase it like that I feel really stupid now. I guess it was mostly a shock cause I've never seen such a huge bed in my entire life. She said it was some specific kind of King sized bed(?) and I've never seen anyone especially in the South have such a fluffed up bed before. quote:She IS really cool. One of the coolest girlfriends I've ever had, but I think she might be too far on the cool scale for me if it starts tipping into butchering animal carcasses. quote:I don't want someone like that, but the whole poisonous plants and cleaning rotting corpses thing is weird to me! Is that really something desirable in a partner? God I don't even know anymore. quote:After I told my friends about her poisonous plant collection they were all freaking out because they're worried about what could happen if a kid or a dog got into her plants? Or what if someone stole some of it and tried to poison someone with one of them? this is the squarest most tremulous motherfucker I have ever encountered. I bet he says "golly!" when something shocks him
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Jul 20, 2018 21:48
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Fat camp kid update... I [15 M] didn't stay at a fat camp and my parents [39 F 43 M] haven't spoken to me since I got back quote:I am 15 and very fat but I am good with it. My parents wanted to send me to a fat camp for the summer and they did but i didn't want to join them with activitys so the camp sent me home so I could be a home for the summer. i have been at home for a few weeks since I got back in June and my parents have been very overly sad at me to the point that its making me depressed.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:50
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:OPs comments: witch girl needs to shack up with eagle man
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Jul 20, 2018 21:51
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Dudes legit hate interesting women. We have a hard time.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:53
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:OPs comments:
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Jul 20, 2018 21:53
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JaneError posted:Fat camp kid update... Hahahahaha quote:
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Jul 20, 2018 21:56
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JaneError posted:Fat camp kid update... I was I was as passionate about something at this kid is at staying fat.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:56
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A big flaming stink posted:Me [23F] with my coach's fiancé [29F], she confronted me, I had a panic attack & now it's hard for me to go to practice I can't stand conflict, so I brought a monster-sized rubber cock to a place where children congregate. DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable. She is definitely, 100% going to poison him, then render his fat for making candles, his skin for sewing, and his bones for jewelry, BUT, she sounds pretty cool, and he should just go with it.
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Jul 20, 2018 21:56
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Rubellavator posted:What is the point of spoiler tagging ages when they aren't even noteworthy or shocking. An 18 year old and 19 year old dating for six years oh my 2 pages ago but seriously, trying to tap on a single character spoiler on a smaller phone is a pain in the rear end. At least spoiler the brackets and the word 'years' or something.
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Jul 20, 2018 22:02
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"my parents have internalized their utter failure and are silently coming to terms with my inevitable early death, why are they acting sad y'all????????????"
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Jul 20, 2018 22:03
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:She is definitely, 100% going to poison him, then render his fat for making candles, his skin for sewing, and his bones for jewelry, BUT, she sounds pretty cool, and he should just go with it. It'll be the most interesting/useful he's ever been.
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Jul 20, 2018 22:04
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JaneError posted:Fat camp kid update... Yeah sure kid. They're doing it to make you miserable. I'm sure it's not them wanting to establish boundaries and stop enabling you because they're loving miserable watching you destroy yourself with food every day.
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Jul 20, 2018 22:05
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It seems like dude with the cool gf wants reddit to advise him on how to chastise her in a way that doesn't make him look like a lame douche weenie. But is too much of a lame weenie. I hope she dumps his rear end as soon as he sheepishly complains about her sweet comfy bed to her face.
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Jul 20, 2018 22:07
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JaneError posted:Fat camp kid update... haha this is how people treat addicts once they've written the addict off as unsalvagable poor kid but maybe he should be less stubborn about staying fat
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Jul 20, 2018 22:08
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