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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

similarly, Jon Ossoff trying to mimic Obama's cadence and timbre whenever he talked

If you like your data center you can keep it

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

we, uh, consolidated some folks

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

HobbitGrease posted:

why are lib media, NFL, and true racism standing in for the U.S. Marshals, shouldn't they be the ones throwing tomatoes

gently caress Mike Lester

In their worldview the marshals were evil government thugs promoting race mixing.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

i say swears online posted:

we, uh, consolidated some folks

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

James Stockdale at the vice presidential debate

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

HobbitGrease posted:

why are lib media, NFL, and true racism standing in for the U.S. Marshals, shouldn't they be the ones throwing tomatoes

gently caress Mike Lester

he fixed it after realizing how stupid he was

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Sticky Nate posted:

James Stockdale at the vice presidential debate

hello fellow old

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Turns out details on the original COnfederation Conference are really sketchy, but it did start with 13 000$ of Canadian Champagne.

https://www.unwrittenhistories.com/inconvenient-pasts-the-charlottetown-conference-of-1864/

https://hazlitt.net/blog/drunk-history-canadas-booze-soaked-beginnings

There are plenty of other hilarious moments in Canadian politics, such as the Prime Minister who took advice from the ghost of his mother (and interned japanese canadians during WWII).

Or I could a huge post on Quebec haha.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Sticky Nate posted:

James Stockdale at the vice presidential debate

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Just remembered that McCain made it just long enough without keeling over that Palin would not have been our first legit retarded president.

Also in 2008 we were scared of the possibility of that happening. LMAO

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

ikanreed posted:

Just remembered that McCain made it just long enough without keeling over that Palin would not have been our first legit retarded president.

Also in 2008 we were scared of the possibility of that happening. LMAO

We technically still don't know, the stress of the job might have killed him off much quicker

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

WampaLord posted:

We technically still don't know, the stress of the job might have killed him off much quicker

He'd have been able to inflict enough misery and suffering to offset that.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



my dad has an original can of billy beer hes saved since the 70s. thanks for reading

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

my dad has an original can of billy beer hes saved since the 70s. thanks for reading

You're welcome

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

The SNL sketch with Phil Hartman as Stockdale is also :discourse:

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
"Pray for Arnold"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Sticky Nate posted:

James Stockdale at the vice presidential debate

Who is he?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

my dad has an original can of billy beer hes saved since the 70s. thanks for reading

Billy carter drank pbr according to the billy beer wiki page lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The freakout about that Rolling Stone cover with Tsarnaev claiming it glamorized him even though it called him a monster in the headline

Like it was their fault that he was hot


Come to think of it, the entire Boston Bombing response was hilarious, from the complete illegal martial law the police declared trying to find him, to the fact that he was caught alive entirely by accident because the police are such bad shots they failed to kill him before cameras arrived, to everyone rallying around Boston and coming together over the tragedy equivalent of a relatively bad car accident

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol I saw some poo poo recently alleging that the Boston Bombing was an attempted sting operation that the FBI hosed up, and at first that seems :tinfoil:

but then it seems :thunk:

and now i've just accepted that it's true

Stefu
Feb 4, 2005

https://www.facebook.com/perussuomalaiset.nuoret/videos/1458380204172313/

Finnish right-wing populist party's youth organization made a video where their then-chairman crawls the steps of a church in a diaper while people wearing masks of Finnish politicians whip him to protest the mandatory education of Swedish



The same guy dresses up as Batman to counter-protest an anti-racist protest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07QW7T4D7u0

Social Democratic politicians "rap" to support te presidential candidacy of Tarja Halonen in 2006

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Calling every minor rear end thing "Obama's Katrina"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ikanreed posted:

Calling every minor rear end thing "Obama's Katrina"

while also denying that katrina was a fuckup

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Vilerat's mom going full chud

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
The Papa John's CHUD said Obamacare would cause his pizza prices to rise and then built a moat around his house

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Mike Thernovich took an affidavit of sexual harassment against John Conyers, replaced Conyers's name with Chuck Schumer's, then tweeted it out saying it was real and poo poo all happened to him for it

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

quote:

I know that your powers of persuasion
Are inept, as on forums you hide
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your glorious neckbeards
The basements are where you belong
But we're talking votes and conventions
Grab a razor, and put down that bong
So prepare for Ron Paul's revolution
Be prepared for lucrative news
A new gilded era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[Shenzi:]
Will the market collapse?
[Paul:]
No, pull up your bootstraps!
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last my steath delegates meet
And not a one welfare program is spared
Be prepared!

[Spoken]
[Banzai:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
[Paul:] For Romney to drop out.
[Banzai:] Why? Is he sick?
[Scar:] No, fool-- we're going to beat him. And Obama too.
[Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs a president?
[Shenzi (and then Banzai):]
No prez! No prez! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Paul:] Idiots! There will be a president!
[Banzai:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Paul:] I will be President! ...Stick with me, and you'll never pay Taxes again!
[Shenzi and Banzai:] Yaay! All right! Ron Paul Revolution!
[All Paulites:] Ron Paul Revolution! Ron Paul Revolution!

[Full song again]
[Paulites:]
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a prez who'll get rid of those poors.
[Paul:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To canvas and spend some time outdoors
The future's a sea of gold pieces
ducats, florins and dubloons
But the point that I must emphasize is
You don't win primaries watching cartoons!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for my first ballot win
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have gold!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of gold)
Decades of denial
(Tax rebate)
Is simply why I'll
(Done by troy weight)
Be prez undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the midas I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, nominee I shall be declared!
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
[All:]
Yes, nominee he shall be declared!
Be prepared!

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo


Growing up in Miami, it's hard for me to hate Bill Clinton, because he authorized this against the fascists who were keeping this kid from his dad

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Theres no way that cop would have that good trigger discipline these days

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
"Let me Talk...Quiet"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

my dad has an original can of billy beer hes saved since the 70s. thanks for reading

I also have one...

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yoLarLDMk

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MaxxBot posted:

"Let me Talk...Quiet"


Jeb! in general. Everything he did, everything about him.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

frankenfreak posted:

Jeb! in general. Everything he did, everything about him.

We should have clapped.
We should have clapped
We should have clappe
We should have clapp
We should have clap
We should have cla
We should have cl
We should have c
We should have
We should hav
We should ha
We should h
We should
We shoul
We shou
We sho
We sh
We s
We
W

dolan plz

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:aaaaa:

e: "He kept us safe."

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jose posted:

Billy carter drank pbr according to the billy beer wiki page lmao

iirc billy beer was pretty much just pbr in a different can

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Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug
Congress subpoenaed Terri Schaivo to testify at a congressional hearing in 2005

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